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MMMMmmmm. Frog legs!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 28, 2007 at 11:26 AM
"How did unexpected guest wind up in toilet?"
If I had a nickle for every time......
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 28, 2007 at 11:40 AM
"Ring"
"Room Service"
"uh, yes, there seems to be an amphibian in my bidet."
"We have a pharmacy on site, shall I connect you?"
Posted by: Mikey | July 28, 2007 at 11:41 AM
"...an amphibian in my bidet..."
If I had a nickle.....
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 28, 2007 at 11:43 AM
Snork@ Punkin!!!!
Posted by: Mikey | July 28, 2007 at 11:46 AM
If I could spell nickel...
Posted by: SW | July 28, 2007 at 11:46 AM
SW
If you are a guy, do you own a cup? I would recommend putting it on right now.
Posted by: Mikey | July 28, 2007 at 11:50 AM
--Hey, plumber, there's a frog in my toilet!
--Well, he's pretty good with his tongue and we couldn't afford a bidet.
Posted by: SW | July 28, 2007 at 11:52 AM
*SNORKEWSNORK* @ Stevie.
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 28, 2007 at 11:54 AM
Lol, Mikey. I am, but I don't.
Maybe I spoke too soon. Maybe she meant "nipple."
Posted by: SW | July 28, 2007 at 11:59 AM
No, SW, I GOT those.
(nickel schmikel)
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 28, 2007 at 01:58 PM
Schmickel.
Posted by: SW | July 28, 2007 at 03:17 PM