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July 05, 2007

THE ORIGINAL FLINTSTONES VITAMINS

(Thanks to Mike Campbell)

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What do you expect from people who eat eels and all kinds of weird animals?

And first again?

That's okay - they used to do the same thing with the Flintstones homo erectus fossils found in that part of the world, too.

Simulfirst again... :-) Hey, Al.

I wonder if dragon bones give you heart burn?

CH, people are beginning to talk about all the simul's we're having together. NTTIAWWT

Simulfirst Mountain?

If you two are gonna keep meeting like this, get a room!

Or at least put me in the middle!

Chinese villagers ate bones, states Dr. Dong. There's a joke in there somewhere.

Dong Zhiming = "hog mind zing"

Hm. "Dr. Dong's Bones" WBAGNFA...what?

perhaps it's a good name for a porn film...

I wonder why Dong seems to be such a popular name over there?

Dong said when the villagers found out last year the bones were from dinosaurs, they donated 200 kilograms to him and his colleagues for research. Over the last two decades, the villagers had dug up an estimated tonne of bones.

Once they found out they weren't from real, flying dragons they didn't want them anymore. Plus, all the people who'd been cured got sick again.

Scott, 100 million year old meat would sicken anybody.

tonight's special: "jurassic pork"

*SNORKAPORK* @ insom!

*we plovide chopsticks and extla eyeballs*

Al, I think you pegged it.

Sio - LOL!

Does it help, Bethie, that it's probably pronounced "dung?" Hmmm.

Again, amazingly,one would wonder.

The Long Lost Bones of Dr. Dong WBAGNFA porn movie. Or a rock band. Either way.

Puff, the magic dragon lived by Yangtze
And frolicked in the autumn mist in the old Ruyang County,
Little villager Lee loved that rascal puff,
And dug him up and groung him up and made him into stuff. oh

Puff, the magic dragon lived by Yangtze
And frolicked in the autumn mist in the old Ruyang County,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by Yangtze
And frolicked in the autumn mist in the old Ruyang County

All over they would use him, collecting parts into a pail,
Alive he woudnta been happy, when they groung up his tail,
Noble kings and princes would eat him when they cramped,
Villagers would put him on bones when their flag wouldn't raise. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by Yangtze
And frolicked in the autumn mist in the old Ruyang County,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by Yangtze
And frolicked in the autumn mist in the old Ruyang County

A dragon lives forever but not so naievete
Painted wings and ground bone paste make way for other things.
One grey night it happened, Dong Zhiming came to prove
That Puff that mighty dragon, was just a dinosaur.

It turned out he wasn't a dragon, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer got ground up to fix kids living on the lane.
Without the belief in him, Puff was not a cure,
So Puff that mighty creature was slipped out to Zhiming. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by Yangtze
And frolicked in the autumn mist in the old Ruyang County,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by Yangtze
And frolicked in the autumn mist in the old Ruyang County

Excellent, ex-Matt!!! bravo!

*applauds XMatt*

All right - heading home from playing on the blog work now.

Insom, not only is "Jurassic Pork" AGNFA porn film, I'm pretty sure it actually is. Not that I'm suggesting anything.

Yup, Google confirms. (link SFW)

Oh, really Richard, you expect us to beleive you had to look it up to make sure???

Weeell, us old farts can't rely on memory, you know. I thought I'd encountered that factoid in some (unremembered) context, and since I don't have the item in question on hand, I checked Google.

Beyond that, I'm pleadin' the 5th.

*snork* @ Dinosaurs of China banner ad at the top of the Blog page!

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