PAINESVILLE OHIO
The new Sandusky?
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July 27, 2007
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Hey, at least nobody will know who they are.
Posted by: padraig | July 27, 2007 at 09:30 AM
What's with northern Ohio? It's becoming the new Wisconsin.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 27, 2007 at 09:31 AM
oh... and...
FFFIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTT!!!!
woo-hoo!
(How terribly sad and empty my life must be.)
Posted by: padraig | July 27, 2007 at 09:31 AM
Cicconetti has used barnyard animals to dispense justice in the past.
*thinks to myself: gee, that's how I usually get into trouble with the law*
Posted by: fivver | July 27, 2007 at 09:31 AM
*makes mental note not to have fivver watch pets next vacation*
Posted by: padraig | July 27, 2007 at 09:33 AM
"Cicconetti has used barnyard animals to dispense justice in the past."
Geeez....I didn't know sheep could hit so hard.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 27, 2007 at 09:33 AM
how can we get him on the Presidential ballott?
Posted by: Jazzzz | July 27, 2007 at 09:39 AM
God help the dry cleaner that loses this guy's pants.
Posted by: Lairbo | July 27, 2007 at 09:41 AM
All I saw was:
"Cicconetti has used barnyard animals .. ....... ....... in the past"
Posted by: Texas | July 27, 2007 at 09:43 AM
Texas...didn't you mean:
"Cicconetti has used barnyard animals in the pasture" ??
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 27, 2007 at 09:52 AM
jeff: naw, in ohio we woulda gone over to that kids house and punched his daddy right in the jaw.
(grumble grumble stealin from an 11 year old)
Posted by: mudstuffin | July 27, 2007 at 09:53 AM
Costumes and animals, mm? I'm thinkin' the judge owns the local circus in some kind of blind trust.
Posted by: Betsy | July 27, 2007 at 09:57 AM
wonders how many guys will try to pick up those "chicks"
Posted by: crossgirl | July 27, 2007 at 10:06 AM
I think this judge is brilliant!!
Dave - Chief White House Council???
And good morning you fine people!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2007 at 10:22 AM
I like this judge too. I can only imagine what he would do with pedophiles. Go judge!
Posted by: Bethie | July 27, 2007 at 10:26 AM
Good morning, Siouxie!! And good idea on the chief counsel.
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 27, 2007 at 10:26 AM
Mornin' Siouxie!!!!!!!!! *smooch*
Get your coffee??
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 27, 2007 at 10:26 AM
*zips in*™
Good morning all!
Posted by: Eleanor | July 27, 2007 at 10:31 AM
Hmm. Make them wear Spipderman Underoos&Trade; and walk down a prison hallway?
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 27, 2007 at 10:32 AM
*smooch*
I'm on my second IV drip now. and oops...yeah..counsel...not council.
*adds double shot of cuban cafe to IV*
*BLINK* *BLINK* whoa!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2007 at 10:32 AM
1. Spiderman, not Spipderman
2. Guess you can'T have a capiTal leTTer in your ™ symbol.
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 27, 2007 at 10:33 AM
But was the undercover cop good looking?
And where are the pictures?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | July 27, 2007 at 10:33 AM
Sioux - that wasn't meant as correction. :-) How's your girl liking the "licensed driver" designation? How many times has she asked for the keys since yesterday?
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 27, 2007 at 10:34 AM
EL!! Mornin'!!
I think this judge could make certain members of Congress wear donkey costu..oh...nevermind...that wouldn't change much.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2007 at 10:34 AM
Good morning, Sioux.
I hope "Judge Hawthorne" never hears a murder case. His punishments are creatively genius.
Wonder if he has children........ maybe he could write a book. *EG*
Posted by: Meditrina | July 27, 2007 at 10:37 AM
"Spipderman. Spipderman.
Does whatever a Spipder can.
Spips a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spipderman.
Is he strong?
Listen bip,
He's got radioactive spip.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spipderman.
In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.
Spipderman, Spipderman
Friendly neighborhood Spipderman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Action is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spipderman."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 27, 2007 at 10:39 AM
Hey Med!!
Well..I did give her the keys when we got home - just for her to take my car out for a "spin". That's all my heart was gonna handle at the time.
*takes two more gumballs and another shot of Hammie's scotch*
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2007 at 10:42 AM
ROFLMAO, HAMMIE!!!! I was getting soooo tickled at my own misspelling (and the concomitant pronunciation) that I was out of control giggling in my library. You've just taken me right the heck over the edge!! BRILLIANT!!!!
(((((((Hammie)))))))
Oh, yeah - can't forget: *WAVES @ Hammie!!!*
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 27, 2007 at 10:46 AM
HAHAHAHAMMIE!!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2007 at 10:46 AM
*stashes gumballs and Scotch in a "Siouxie-only" box under the bar*
You might need these later.
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 27, 2007 at 10:46 AM
*Waves @ Siouxie and DD!!!*
Sorry about that. It's been bouncing around in my head all week because of the Simpson's Movie trailer and finally needed to be exorcised.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 27, 2007 at 10:50 AM
Hammy, you work WAY too hard at this. But I loved it except for the earwig part. Even worse, my earwig has a skip right at that blaring trumpet flourish (y'know, "bWAAAW! bWAAAW! bWAAAW! Spipederman, Spipderman does whatever....") so I keep hearing the opening over and over.
Wait, should there be three bWAAW's or four?
Posted by: padraig | July 27, 2007 at 10:51 AM
*Waves @ Hammie* and *SMACKS* him on the head!!
"The power of Christ compels you!!!"
all better now??
(yes, you can add exorcist to my many talents)
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2007 at 10:53 AM
*SNORK!* at the Siouxercist
Hammie, I don't mind it a BIT. That's one of my favorite periodic spontaneous earworms.
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 27, 2007 at 10:56 AM
jeff, i thought painesville was over by WV?
Posted by: judi | July 27, 2007 at 10:58 AM
Siouxie - My demons get enough exercise, thanks.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 27, 2007 at 10:58 AM
..now if the judge had thrown a couple of squirrels in their costume, we'd have a chicken dance to write home about and they would probably lay a few eggs to scramble up.
Posted by: Texas | July 27, 2007 at 10:58 AM
Here ya go, pad! Just for you!
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 27, 2007 at 11:01 AM
...thanks DeskD, just spewed coffee thru my nose after watching.
Posted by: Texas | July 27, 2007 at 11:04 AM
AIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Oh wait, it's one of the Mysterio episodes. Cool.
*sits mesmerized*
Posted by: padraig | July 27, 2007 at 11:10 AM
...now DeskD, if you could conjure up the original Batman soundtrack, I would be impressed.
Posted by: Texas | July 27, 2007 at 11:12 AM
YES!!! A bona fide SNORK!!!
*does Midwest happy dance of joy*
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 27, 2007 at 11:12 AM
* waits for DeskD after throwing out challenge *
Posted by: Texas | July 27, 2007 at 11:15 AM
Hey, Tex - prepare to be impressed.
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 27, 2007 at 11:16 AM
DeskD - You are awesome ! But you already new that.
Posted by: Texas | July 27, 2007 at 11:18 AM
*winks* Why THANK you! Southern gents are so... chivalrous.
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 27, 2007 at 11:19 AM
judi - Painesville is near Lake Erie and maybe an hour from PA. (Not that I have family in the area or anything...)
Posted by: gjd | July 27, 2007 at 03:28 PM
TOO FUNNY! What a small world. I was best friends with his daughter, I used to go to Judge C's house all the time! He's an awesome guy, very smart, and his tactics seem to work, although wild.
Posted by: Megan M | July 28, 2007 at 12:14 AM
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