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*smooooooooooch*
THANK you, judi!! Take two weeks' vacation out of petty cash.
*fixes self a blogarita and kicks back in her chair to enjoy the view*
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 30, 2007 at 05:01 PM
First to say ain't no way I'm opening anything with that warning from Judi....work or home!
Posted by: Doc Rick | July 30, 2007 at 05:01 PM
Your IQ just jumped 2 points, Rick. ;-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 30, 2007 at 05:04 PM
Cool! That gets me all the way up to two. And I thought today was going to completely suck.
Posted by: Doc Rick | July 30, 2007 at 05:06 PM
I also did not open this at work. I'm with Rick, too. I won't be opening it at home, either.
Posted by: Schadeboy | July 30, 2007 at 05:07 PM
*pops 2 IQ points over to Schade*
Rick - I'm not buying. You forget that I know you for the intelligent, funny, witty man that you are.
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 30, 2007 at 05:08 PM
Rick, I won't open anything either with that warning...or with a link to anything from International Male.
I've only got so much brain bleach on hand, after all...
Posted by: Wes S. | July 30, 2007 at 05:11 PM
*tips hat in general direction of the Diva* Thanks for the compliments, but my family, friends, and co-workers all know better. Speaking of family, time to head to the hacienda. See 'yall later tonight.
Posted by: Doc Rick | July 30, 2007 at 05:13 PM
You know, you guys can always send stuff like that to me to check out for you first.
HIYA, WES!! How's life a few miles from me?
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 30, 2007 at 05:13 PM
No freakin' kidding Wes. I opened one of Judi's links a while back without paying attention and I just got full use of my eyesight back.
Posted by: Doc Rick | July 30, 2007 at 05:15 PM
NGL!
AYCMM!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | July 30, 2007 at 05:22 PM
MKJ - I get the first one, but I need some 'splaining on that second one....
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 30, 2007 at 05:24 PM
=And You Can't Make Me!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | July 30, 2007 at 05:26 PM
Ahhhh. Very nice!!
*adds that to her acronym repertoire*
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 30, 2007 at 05:29 PM
Thanks, Judi.
I happened to notice that the undergarments at the first link have the name "softwear." Now I thought that guys were supposed to have HARDwear.
Can anyone explain this?
Posted by: Ellasmom | July 30, 2007 at 05:29 PM
Ack! Ewww! My eyes... hey, that one-piece body trimmer thing might work; and it's way cheaper than a gym membership...
Posted by: Lairbo | July 30, 2007 at 05:31 PM
Those did not look like problems to me.
Posted by: Bethie | July 30, 2007 at 05:32 PM
Well, Bethie - they're not problematic now....
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 30, 2007 at 05:33 PM
They got stuff in there that Borat wouldn't wear!
Don't know how many Tour de France fans there are 'round hyar, but my race viewing this year was constantly being interrupted by spectators' backsides. First was a Borat impersonator, then some guy in a red thong, then some random naked guy, all trying to run up the frickin' mountain along all the Lance wannabes who were desperately trying to ignore them.
At least this year none of them tried to lower their pants AS THEY RAN UP THE MOUNTAIN! Or maybe all those guys are scattered about the slopes of l'Alpe Darwin...
Posted by: padraig | July 30, 2007 at 05:36 PM
OK, I admit to having looked, just as a fathometer to judge the depths the s.b. would plumb... no naked guys, so she was being tame!
Posted by: CJrun | July 30, 2007 at 05:51 PM
CJRun - I no longer take chances as to whether or not Judi is being tame.
Posted by: Schadeboy | July 30, 2007 at 06:29 PM
So ... if all these guys are over there gettin' in the picture ... then I'm wonderin' who took the photo?
... um ... oh ... worng thread? Ooops!
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | July 30, 2007 at 06:33 PM
Hey, Diva! Long time no see!
Just been working my tail off at work lately, including covering some night shifts for a departed coworker. I keep telling myself that all that mad overtime money will come in handy; it helps keep me awake after midnight. And fortunately I've got a couple of Metallica and Megadeth CDs for the trip home at 3:30 AM, played loudly to keep me awake...
*yawn*
...And for some reason the 'bot keeps saying that my comments are being flagged for "comment spam." I'm just about ready to use an Unforgivable Curse or three...
Posted by: Wes S. | July 30, 2007 at 06:38 PM
judi, you're my hero(ine).
*lays back and drools*
Posted by: Siouxie | July 30, 2007 at 06:56 PM
As to the "shape" defining bozers: Whatever happened to the time honored tradition of using a rolled up sock?
Posted by: pete | July 30, 2007 at 07:50 PM
Wow, I tried to open it and then checked to see what that acronym stood for. I sure am glad the link didn't work!
Posted by: pete | July 30, 2007 at 07:56 PM
Once again, Judi comes through for those of us of the female persuasion (or gay males) when Dave is on vacation........sigh
Posted by: Coconuts | July 30, 2007 at 08:27 PM
bravo, judi!
Posted by: nora | July 30, 2007 at 08:41 PM
*fans self*
My fave was the one piece side trimmer in the undergarments link - whew!
What would you think if you were hooking up with a guy for the first time, he took off his shirt and pants (hopefully not Dockers) and he was wearing that?
Discuss.
Posted by: Eleanor | July 30, 2007 at 10:18 PM
You GO, Judi!!!!
Eleanor, I would not be thinkin', I'd be lookin'.
;-)
Posted by: marfie | July 30, 2007 at 11:12 PM
I have one of those body trimmer sort of things, but all my lumps are in different places and it just doesn't slim me down. Of course, I think my boobs are a bit smaller than the guy who's (not whose)wearing the one-piece body trimmer... Whoooeeee....
Posted by: Kathybear | July 30, 2007 at 11:28 PM
MARFIE!!!!!!!! Where have you BEEN?!?!?
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 31, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Whoops - meant to continue that with...
((((marfie)))) Good to see you!!! :) :)
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 31, 2007 at 12:00 AM
well, yum. that has already made my day. thanks judi.
Posted by: queensbee | July 31, 2007 at 09:19 AM
Discuss, you say, Eleanor, discuss........
I,for one, find it quite, uh, stimulating to look at. However, all straight guys I know say that only gay guys wear stuff like that. Who knows?
Hypothetically (cause I'm married), if a guy I was dating stripped down to that, I'd probably have to turn off the lights cause he'd look better than I did. But what a view, huh?
Posted by: Coconuts | July 31, 2007 at 09:24 AM
Downunder, we call those things Budgie Smugglers. (erm... budgie = short for budgeriegar, small colourful bird, do I need to say more?)
Posted by: AussiGirl | August 08, 2007 at 10:51 PM