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July 24, 2007



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The bird, a preacher and a motorcycle gang member walk into the RS McColl newsagents in Aberdeen...

You go gull!


that gull has a lot of gall.

A 3 way! Whoo Hoo!

I want to know how the thiefgull opens the bag.

"Seagull Crisps" WBAGNF... bait.

If he starts carrying six-packs out he probably won't be so popular.

does this make the shopkeeper gullible?

Actually Med a four-way.

Someone should train Sam to pilfer Alka-seltzer.


"Sam the Dorito Desperado" - agnfa new reality series?

Cheese Doritos (™), Breakfast of Champions

By an amazing coincidence, the page-a-day DB calendar today is on the same subject:

According to the American Automobile Association, the most important thing to determine about a car before taking a trip is: Does the car contain enough Cheez-Its?

Catfood (my cockatiel) absolutely loves Fritos. Put out a chip and dip plate and you have to stand guard.

*snork* @ the name "Catfood"

Wow! Another reason to visit Great Britain - they have trained seagulls!


Desperate seagull,do you hail from the beaches?
You been stealing Doritos for so long now
Oh, you're a sly one
I know that you got your reasons
These crisps that are pleasin' you
Can hurt you somehow

Don't you draw the wrath of Nagarajan, boy
He’ll catch you if he's able
You know a fishing fleet is always your best bet

Now it seems to me, discarded things
Have been laid upon the table
But you only want the ones in shiny bagsl

Desperate seagull, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger, they're flyin' you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some seagulls squawkin'
Your talent is sneaking through this shop all alone

Don't your beak get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the nacho from the plain
You're losin' all your frys and roes
Ain't it funny how the fish food goes away?

Desperate seagull, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down to the news stand, walk in the door
There, on the counter, those Dorito chips waiting
You better snatch that shiny package, before it's too late

*applauds for crossgirl*

Betchya can't eat just one.

Let me get my gun out and we'll have some birdy-pudding.

Between this birdie story and the former chihuahua snake fighter story, the Blog is just bursting with cuteness!

Ehhh, puhleezzze. This seagull is doing too much work. At the restaurant I used to work at, we had a gull named Sam, and I never saw him fly... he would just approach the back door of the restaurant and wait for the waiters to scrape plates... they would feed him anything the customers left, which is why probably why I never saw him fly... the thing had to weigh 25 lbs and walked very slowly up from the beach around 5:00 pm and waddled back down fully sated at 11:00pm or so.

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