ATTENTION, SOUTH FLORIDA GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS

Here's a tip from your colleagues in Pennsylvania.

(Thanks to Janice)

Comments

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

I am SO proud to be from PA. Home of stupid government officials and the FIRST pro sports team ever to lose 10000 games.

[Siouxie]

BRILLIANT!!

[crossgirl]

you can't fight city hall, but burning is ok.

[WriterDude]

"A new township pickup truck with just 100 miles on its odometer was also destroyed, supervisor Galen Beachy said. Luckily, most of the township’s plowing equipment and the records were stored elsewhere, he said."

The 8-tracks, however, were a total loss.

[padraig]

"A new township pickup truck with just 100 miles on its odometer was also destroyed"

If township trucks are worked as hard as county trucks, that means that truck had logged over 1000 hours of operation time. The old joke around here is:

Q: What's the slowest possible way of dying?
A: Being run over by a county truck.

[Layzeeboy]

YAY, DPC, our commonwealth is something.

Padraig, here in PA it's:

Q: What's yellow and sleeps three?
A: A PennDOT truck.

[Mr Death]

They couldn't figure out how to start a flood.