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Her sister went to CA so she is no longer a virgin.
Truer words were never spoken. HAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Mikey | July 30, 2007 at 08:54 AM
It's a mixture of "fun and embarrassment," she told the Star-Ledger of Newark.
and yet, no alcohol is involved...
Posted by: crossgirl | July 30, 2007 at 08:57 AM
picks up some grass, mumbles some random words,
Cause and effect.
Posted by: fivver | July 30, 2007 at 09:00 AM
does the virgin have to be 'of age'? can we send a bunch of kids running through the state, sticking knives in grass, mumbling garbage? does it work with male virgins? i could make my kids stab the ground around the yard. wait, that doesn't sound like a good idea...
Posted by: nora | July 30, 2007 at 09:20 AM
Virgins in golf carts
Ward off the rains with sharp knives.
Helpless onions scream.
Posted by: Betsy | July 30, 2007 at 09:23 AM
"Her sister went to CA so she is no longer a virgin."
Hey, Mikey, don't you wish they all could be California girls?
Posted by: SW | July 30, 2007 at 09:24 AM
What are virgins?
Posted by: Siouxie | July 30, 2007 at 09:31 AM
"Mr. Brumfield, we're counting on your daughter to help us with the weather rites this year."
"I'm sorry, she won't be able to do it this year. She, uh, um, uh... She moved to California! Yeah, that's it. Sorry about that. How about my other daughter?"
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 30, 2007 at 09:32 AM
*waiting for the "Madonna" parody*
Posted by: Siouxie | July 30, 2007 at 09:44 AM
Betsy, that was just lovely.
Posted by: wickedwitch | July 30, 2007 at 09:51 AM
A virgin? In New Jersey? I don't think so.
Posted by: Moon | July 30, 2007 at 10:14 AM
Moon, it is entirely possible. did you note that there were no pictures of said 'virgin'. probably for the same reason that she still is a virgin.
Posted by: wickedwitch | July 30, 2007 at 10:17 AM
Major *snork* for Hammy. Good thing my office mates went out to lunch.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | July 30, 2007 at 01:41 PM
Siouxie: It's a synonym for "Mormon".
Posted by: Mr Death | July 30, 2007 at 02:50 PM
WW - TYVM. Some stories just seem to have everything...
Posted by: Betsy | July 30, 2007 at 03:03 PM
P.S. *SNORK* at everybody!
Posted by: Betsy | July 30, 2007 at 03:05 PM
She was/is very pretty - I saw a picture. And it worked except for Sunday. Guess God didn't like the idea that she claimed to be a virgin, just because she was a Mormon...Just my opinion, of course. YMMV
Posted by: Kathybear | July 30, 2007 at 04:49 PM