ATTENTION, MEN
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Ok it is my own fault for clicking. Why did I not listen?
Posted by: Recovering 24 Addict | July 09, 2007 at 03:45 PM
Judi called me a sadist. It's so nice of her to notice.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | July 09, 2007 at 03:45 PM
Guys?? I did NOT send this in. that. is. all.
oh and OUUUUUUCHIE!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 09, 2007 at 03:46 PM
Actually if the baron sent it in, isn't he a masochist?
Posted by: ArcticAl | July 09, 2007 at 03:48 PM
On behalf of most of the men in Texas (Tony Parker technicaly only lives here in the NBA season I'm told.) I have to say....................that should about cover it.
Posted by: Doc Rick | July 09, 2007 at 03:49 PM
"...but now is the last monk with this ability, reports Xinmin Net."
Ya think this might be somehow due to his inablity to err...procreate?
Posted by: AFKAT | July 09, 2007 at 03:49 PM
Only if I participate, Al, and I definitely do not. I crossed my legs the first time I saw it, just like every other man here.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | July 09, 2007 at 03:49 PM
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Posted by: Clean Hands | July 09, 2007 at 03:50 PM
Everybody was Tiedang Gong Fighting. Those moves were OWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Posted by: Doc Rick | July 09, 2007 at 03:52 PM
Shouldn't it be Tiedang Dong?
Posted by: ArcticAl | July 09, 2007 at 03:56 PM
Iron Chef!
"Today's secret ingredient is....sum young dong!!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 09, 2007 at 04:01 PM
Grasshopper: "Master, when shall I leave the temple?"
Master: "When you can withstand a grown man swinging from your penis without screaming in agony."
Grasshopper: "Is this why you have never left?"
Master; "Young Grasshopper grows wise."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 09, 2007 at 04:05 PM
Gimme a few shots of tequila and I can do that...
On a semi-related note, my 17-month-old son was about to take a bath yesterday and was standing naked in the bathroom. As I walked in, I saw that he had hung one of those "Live Strong" rubber bracelets from his penis. I was immensely proud.
Posted by: Scott | July 09, 2007 at 04:12 PM
*snorks* to Hammie and Scott (for a sec I read 17 YEAR old son).
you should be proud!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 09, 2007 at 04:15 PM
Is that better than molybdenum crotch?
Posted by: Sean | July 09, 2007 at 04:32 PM
Exactly how potent to I really need to be? Couldn't I get the job done without martial arts?
Posted by: Boo Augustus | July 09, 2007 at 04:43 PM
...speechless... in pain... but... I...
I mean, I don't even have a penis, and...
*passes out and hopes for the mental image to fade fast*
Posted by: KDF | July 09, 2007 at 04:49 PM
Video Update to this story here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXfXwjm6J8Q
Posted by: Tom Howett | July 09, 2007 at 04:55 PM
All that penis stretching and suffering for what a box of chocolates could accomplish.
Posted by: Bethie | July 09, 2007 at 05:06 PM
Tiedang Gong = Get Dong Gain!
Posted by: Ford79 | July 09, 2007 at 05:32 PM
"A new martial arts video in China reportedly teaches men how to make their crotch as hard as iron."
Hell, I'd settle for a crotch as hard as a bannana. It's been a long, dry spell for me blogpals.
Posted by: casey | July 09, 2007 at 06:19 PM
Judi, I'm sure if that had been blogged before we'd ALL remember it.
*snork* at Scott and his son.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 09, 2007 at 06:35 PM
Oh,c'mon, I've been doing this for years...
Posted by: Peg Leg Pete, CPA | July 09, 2007 at 06:55 PM
Peg Leg - hence the 'peg leg' moniker?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 09, 2007 at 07:57 PM
They have basic training for this in Japan, too.
Posted by: Wavey | July 10, 2007 at 02:12 AM