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June 13, 2007

UPDATE ON BUTTS

She's huge.

UPDATE: This blog realizes that the original Butts story was already blogged. This blog did NOT realize that judi subsequently blogged this update and asked people to stop sending it in. This blog apologizes for the duplication. Rest assured that judi will be fired immediately.

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Did she plead to the sheet?

(I hve NO idea what other jokes have been made on this topic).

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney...

I'll bet that growing up she was the Butt of much toilet humor. You can still see it going on in the toilet news paper headlines.

Wow, judi collects more unemployment than salary!

butt, butt, butt, you can't fire judi, who will post all the kilt stories?

Does she have three sisters? Are they named Betty, Bella and Bathsheba?

LOL mud & Scott!

*Belatedly sends in the Butts story, since this is Judi's last day*

*snork* at mud - baby's got back.

Siouxie, does that mean you remember that song? I remember thinking it was hilarious as a kid.

And, of course, *SNORK!*@ "She's Huge."

Scott, yes...I was but a wee child, of course :-)

The Bertha Butt Boogie!!!

*wondering what "longer than less than one year" would end up being*

Judi, that would be no more than over a year.

Don't forget she can earn up to 25% off or more, for good behavior.

She seems to have a shit eating grin even when being booked.

That is some big Butts.

Fun Toilet Paper Fact (is there any other kind?):

The Scott Paper Company marketed the first rolls of toilet paper in 1879, long before Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist Dave Barry made it fashionable to speak of Poop and Boogers in polite society. Quite the opposite: the Victorian Era was one in which Men Were Men (unless they were Dandies or Fops), women never defecated, and toilet paper was an abhorrent Unmentionable. This made it difficult for the Scott Brothers to effectively market their product, which had few other uses than scrubbing the areas on Victorian bodies that Victorians themselves pretended they did not own. (There was also the difficulty of indoor plumbing, which -- in 1879 -- consisted of a series of pipes that simply moved waste indiscriminately from house to house until it was ready to be distilled from the taps as drinkable water.)

Thus faced with a consumer crisis, the Scotts created an ad campaign in which they claimed -- “and I’m not making this up”[1] -- that “over 65% of middle-aged men and women suffered from some sort of rectal disease.” Sixty-five percent! Considering this was an Age in which most people weren’t aware they had rectums, this must have been Alarming News Indeed. The blame, of course, was assigned to inferior toilet paper (most Victorian Americans apparently enjoyed wiping their powdered bottoms with carpet tacks or handfuls of gravel), and with the Wiping Public thusly terrified, sales of ScotTissue went through the roof.

The Scott Brothers would later go on to inform the American public that use of their competitors’ paper towels caused syphilis and occasional demonic possession.


[1] Trident Technical College, however, may have totally made it up. I don’t have time to fact-check.

Is that the new Three Wipes Law going into effect to send her away for so long?

Don't know why TypePad eats my hyperlinks like that, so here's the Trident Technical College story on toilet paper:

http://www.tridenttech.edu/759_9248.htm

Fixed Linky Thingy™

That was an informative post there, Wender. O wonder if the toilet paper that caused demonic possesion and the syphilusses was from China?

still the funniest verb in the english language: poop

This thread brings back old memories. Remember Troglodyte, by Jimmy Castor Bunch?

This one woman just lay there,wet and frightened. He said: "Move...move". She got up. She was a big woman. BIG woman. Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. She was one of the Butt sisters.

It may hahve been blogged before, but the fun never ends with that name and that crime....

It may have been blogged before, but the fun never ends with that name and that crime....

Yeah and the bot got me this time when I punched Post the second time cause it was creeping along....

Freakin Paris Hilton stuff on eBay is outrageous ...
http://tinyurl.com/36rqqq

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