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June 10, 2007


On a guy in the Charlotte, NC, airport:

Your bait sucks
And your boat is ugly


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Am I first?!! Wow!

It's NC, what do you expect? ;)


As long as he can fly your plane straight, who cares?


25th! By the time the bot gets done with me!

Holy Smoke! Talk about yer Sign's O' the Apocalypse! The bot let me thru in one pass!

I knew I should have gone with the G!venchy boat.

I wouldn't worry. Nobody in NC can read.

"Nobody in NC can read."

I hope the guy who sold it to him didn't tell him it said "Dave Barry for president."

And lol to meanie's Givenchy.


Here's another sign:

One of the fast food places in the food court of that airport (well, at least last time I was there) is a "Miami Subs". I always thought that was weird.

hmmm...last post - SC...this post - NC....let's extrapolate Dave's trajectory....

isn't math dirrrrty?

I have no idea what that means but I have to admit, it turns me on when a girl rolls her r's like that...(and I was a math major, so I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean anything).

I once saw a t-shirt that said "I survived anorexia." It was on a 300 pound man.

I saw a panhandler with a sign that read "out-of-work supermodel." Maybe it was the same guy.

I've seen that same guy -- or the same shirt ... mebbe it's his brother? -- in Nodak, and in CA ... he sure gets around a lot ...

Me too, Annie!

And the back said:

"But I married you anyway"

*polishes NC Hi Skool diploma*

I'm so proud... (little choked up here)....

Meanie - that's him. Looks like he's lost a little weight.

My eating disorder was finally diagnosed: I'm a bulimic amnesiac.

I binge but I forget to purge.

Pah-dump bump (not original).

I wanted to do a t'shirt that said "Anorexia Is For Losers", but was afraid it was in poor taste.

Smart business move, Beffie, since T-Shirts in good taste are such big sellers!


As an eating disordered patient, I will not be *ahem* "weighing in" on this subject.

My favorite t-shirt said
"If I was lying, wouldn't my pants be on fire?"

See - this is why the South lost the war - spam.

Ahem, would someone INSIDE the matrix kindly power level the Ahole spammer? TY.

Med - it's snot that easy. Those guys typically change their addy so they're very hard to block. It's just as frustrating for Sir Blog and judi the bloggista.

So if they're gonna show up, might as well use them for bait. And their boat's ugly, tew.

If I had a spammer
I'd spammer in the morning
I'd spammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd spammer out danger
I'd spammer out a warning
I'd spammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

Suppose we could all pitch in and get the spammers tickets for a cruise....on the S.S. Minnow!

I don't want spammers anywhere near Maryann, whom, for you bib-wearers, was the original Chloe.

rebekah!!! Glad to see you!! And ROFLMAO (and to put out the fire in on my pants...).

DD-glad to be seen-Thanks!

NEbuddy watch that video on Meanie's link, about the ... um ... me neither ...

Ummmm..... apologies. Should paid attention to what was there besides what I was looking for.


I'm just being told that apparently the Tony's are on tonight on CBS. Since I hadn't heard of this until now, I have to assume the "24" writers have landed on their feet since it seems unlikely anyone else would create a show about 2 mob bosses, a seemingly deceased CTU agent, a lounge singer and a boxer/turned actor/turned talk show host.

Watch it? I use the stuff. That's why I've been so busy lately. Well that and the house needs painting.

Btw, do you think that model suffers from a case of over-acting-itis?

LOL Danny - Almost missed you there, Babe!


Whut model?

Ba-da bing! Doc! Right on with that!! You're just on a roll this weekend, you sexy thing, you.

rebekah, I like that one!

As for the original topic of this thread, all I can say is that t-shirt is so much better than the "That's Hot!" shirts.

Just to clarify what OtheU and Stevie are referring to, and I am apologizing for, the website I linked to for the "I Beat Anorexia" T-shirt guy also has links to 1) a pheromone-based product for luring the opposite gender, and 2) serious pr0n video.

Your bait sucks
And your boat is ugly
Sounds like a bit of marine-ish envy, if you ask me.

Stevie THAT'S IT - I'm taking your Man-Card&trade!!! That "over-actingitis" statement is grounds for dismissal! You, as a man, were NEVER supposed to care about her acting skills! SHEESH!

*grabs Stevie's wallet and yanks out his Man-Card™ shreds it with Siouxie's machete*

Hloy crappie, meanie, I only saw the pheromone thingy ad with the overactress; I didn't even notice the other one.

Oy vey.

"You, as a man, were NEVER supposed to care about her acting skills! SHEESH!"

DD, there are some things even drop-dead gorgeous looks can't make up for.

Oh, meanie - so what. We're all gr'ups. Nobody's gonna beat ya up for it.

*SMACKS!* meanie.

Well, 'cept me. :-)

Wait, that link went to something with hot women in it? *scrolls hurriedly back up the thread*

*Turns other cheek*

ain't cut out for a dancer, ain't cut out for
a jogger
but sometimes in my spare time, i try to be a blogger
but what do i see when i look at dave's posts?
"you want some cheap shoes? well our site's got the most!"
sometimes i wonder what i'm-a gonna do
'cause there ain't no cure for the spammertime blues!

it's all about the timing when you're tryin' to be funny
don't want to get beat out when you're goin' for the punny
but when i go to refresh, hopin' for *snorks*
"we'll up your power levels, you bunch of lazy dorks"
sometimes i wonder what i'm-a gonna do
'cause there ain't no cure for the spammertime blues!

what i'd like to do to spammers is beyond all contemplation
tryin' to distract all kinds of people with their tawdry temptations
now i'm a normal guy, since the day i was born
(but that doesn't mean i'm craving drugs and p0rn)
sometimes i wonder what i'm-a gonna do
'cause there aren't no cure for the spammertime blues!

Lol, insom! Eddie Cochran would be rolling over in his grave, if he were dead.

(And anyone who says "Eddie Cochran? That song was by Blue Cheer" has to stand up and give your seat on the geezer bus to someone who needs it).

insom! Excellent! Am still laughing.


Pron? I missed that ...

Lemme get back to y'all later ... much later ...

When you all are moving to a different post will somebody let me know. Everybody just disappears. Am I the only one who doesn't know the secret handshake?

I saw a bumper snicker the other day that read:

Jesus Loves you
everybody else thinks you're an a$$hole

The bait bumper sticker is now the SECOND most popular bumper sticker in NC, behind:

"Duke is puke
Wake is fake
But the school I hate is NC State"

I'm from Big 10 (11 if you're one a them dang math freaks) country and I still found that hilarious.

Nothing like Insom to get the juices flowing.


The devil went down to Florida, he was looking for a site to spam.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he just didn't give a damn.
When he came across this young dude postin' on a blog and makin' it snork.
And the devil jumped up on a rickety desk and said: "Boy let me pop your cork:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a Pulitzer winner too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you drop some pretty good howlers, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a blog of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm funnier'n you."
The boy said: "My name's Dave and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Davey rosin up your blog and play your filters hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Florida and the devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny blog made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil booted up his laptop and he said: "I'll start this match."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he typed his first dispatch.
And he pulled the mouse across the pad and it made an evil growl.
Then a band of gamers joined in and the power level wowed.
When the devil finished, Davey said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the monger, run boys, run.
Power level droppin', lookin' quite done.
Judi's at the server, blockin' IPs.
"Walter, is he still there?"
"Yeah, on his knees."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden blog on the ground at Davey's feet.
Davey said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."

And he played Fire on the monger, run boys, run.
Power level droppin', lookin' quite done.
Judi's at the server, blockin' IPs.
"Walter, is he still there?"
"Yeah, on his knees."

private message for Diva - if you put a semi-colon after the word trade, you'll get the "tm" thingy.

Like this but without spaces:

& trade ;

WOOO HOOOO!! Meanie!! that was BRILLIANT!!!!

*snork* at meanie

*applauds wildly*

KUDOS, Blue! That was exceptional. :)

Bumper Sticker:

Jesus is Coming
Look Busy

WOW, you make us look like we work for Masterpiece Theater! Try and find a new line of work, say busing tables or something.

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