THOSE HEARTLESS TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're abandoning trumpets.
(Thanks to Ginger Bruner)
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June 28, 2007
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Time to play Taps...
First again?
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | June 28, 2007 at 02:13 PM
PERIMITER!
EVERYBODY DRINK!
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 02:14 PM
You read my mind, Richard!
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | June 28, 2007 at 02:14 PM
Yay! If they could tell it was a trumpet, after detonation, perhaps they're not detonating thoroughly enough?
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | June 28, 2007 at 02:14 PM
Oh no! It's a trumpet! Everybody panic!
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 02:15 PM
*drinks up*
Next, they'll be using tubas!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 02:15 PM
probably left by the long suffering parent of a beginning trumpet player.
Posted by: crossgirl | June 28, 2007 at 02:19 PM
cg, you may be on to something. speaking from experience??
*never let my daughter take up drums*
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 02:21 PM
About as alert as Sominex™, apparently.
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 02:22 PM
Although they hated to toot their own horns, the bomb squad blew the trumpet to pieces to the tune of many tax payers' dollars.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | June 28, 2007 at 02:29 PM
Hm. "The Bomb Squad" WBAGNFA Junior High School Band. I've sat through enough JH band concerts to know.
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 02:43 PM
no siouxie, that wasn't me that packaged up the violin, stenciled "this box contains a bomb" on the side, and left it at the police station.
Posted by: crossgirl | June 28, 2007 at 02:44 PM
How do you detonate a trumpet? And, follow-up question: Why, when you find a suspicious package and don't know what it is, would you detonate it?
Posted by: Lairbo | June 28, 2007 at 02:45 PM
Good on ya for stenciling, cg! That way they can't match the handwriting.
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 02:46 PM
Is a "perimiter" something that's been mitered on all sides? Just wondering... (Sorry, Casey)
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Posted by: Chris | June 28, 2007 at 02:51 PM
no diva, it wasn't so they wouldn't recognize
mythe writing, it was to insure that they could read it. i mean if it was me that did it. which it wasn't.Posted by: crossgirl | June 28, 2007 at 03:00 PM
good thinking, cg...if you HAD done it, that is.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 03:26 PM
Chris, I decided a long time ago to disguise my brilliance with random mispellings. I don't want any of my friends here to feel intimidated cuz I'm so dang smart.
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 03:36 PM
casey, I feel your pain. It's tough to be brilliant!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 03:41 PM
casey...i thought i was the only won.
Posted by: crossgirl | June 28, 2007 at 03:49 PM
I do it two, cg
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 03:53 PM
Mom: Son, where did you leave your trumpet?
Son: Mom, I just put it down for a minute right over *KABLAM* .... there.
*next day*
Band Teacher: Why didn't you learn this piece? Do you really expect me to believe your excuse that the police blew up your trumpet? What else? Did the dog eat your music?
Posted by: gjd | June 28, 2007 at 03:53 PM
Great. Just GREAT. You woulda thought they'd get a clue from the angelic light streaming around the darn thing and the name "GABE" stenciled in glowing gold on the case. But no - they've blown up Gabriel's Horn and messed up the whole Apocalypse thing. Good goin' guys. Sheesh.
Posted by: Wolfsong | June 28, 2007 at 06:04 PM
on that note I must agree the terrorists have brass
Posted by: Solid Citizen | June 29, 2007 at 08:36 AM
Solid Citizen, the question is...
Is it in pocket?
Posted by: Susan | June 29, 2007 at 09:59 AM
I am honored this made the blog.
Siouxie, I AM a tuba player...
Cheers.
Posted by: Ginger | June 29, 2007 at 09:10 PM