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Why buy the fiberglass when you can steal the cow for free?
??????
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 12:00 PM
ohhh blurk??
Your expertise is needed.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 12:00 PM
Blurk is an expert in fiberglass? Who knew?!
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 12:05 PM
Maybe it wandered off, looking for a fiberglass bull.
Posted by: ShadowKatmandu | June 28, 2007 at 12:07 PM
The serbian farmer has it. He plans to use it as the coffin for his beloved.
Posted by: Meditrina | June 28, 2007 at 12:11 PM
Don't have a cow!
Posted by: Bo Williams | June 28, 2007 at 12:12 PM
This sorta stuff happens all the time down here and it never gets mentioned in the news. Oh wait, that could be due to all the severe (it's raining) weather or MS-13 gang violence coverage.
Posted by: Dr. Rickenstien | June 28, 2007 at 12:12 PM
Mornin' Doc! *SMOOOOOOOOCH!!!!*
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 12:14 PM
Ah, my mistake. I thought the cow was a required part of the Luxury Options package that included the remote trunk opener, sunroof, power glove comparment door closer, hood ornament wind-resistance coating, tinted mirrors, traffic light override system, 100-inch video screen, undergarment shredder, donut holder, hi-performance gas gauge, passenger mute button, paint-matched exhaust pipes, automatic sun visors, radio antenna undercoating and rear window despittler.
I promise to return it immediately.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 28, 2007 at 12:18 PM
This is horrible. Just awful! What's next Cardboard-Cow Tipping?
Posted by: gjd | June 28, 2007 at 12:26 PM
It ain't the first time a fiberglass cow got rustled. When the cow parade went through KC, this filly in all her finery got rustled right off the Plaza, our premiere shopping district. She was returned, eventually.
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 12:26 PM
There used to a giant fiberglass bull outside the Bonanza restaurant here and every year or so it would get stolen (which pretty much required a trailer of some sort) but then it would turn up again....
Maybe there is some sort of weird fiberglass bovine fetish we don't know about..
Posted by: Clark Kent | June 28, 2007 at 12:28 PM
whispers to Diva, filly is a young horse, heifer is a young cow, just so's ya know
Posted by: Meditrina | June 28, 2007 at 12:30 PM
Bo - nothing is for heifer.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 28, 2007 at 12:30 PM
Was Zivomir Nesic looking for a blow-up doll?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 28, 2007 at 12:36 PM
Silly newspaper - it was a fibergRass cow sponsored by Metamoocil.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 28, 2007 at 12:40 PM
psst Med - and you know, I even know that! I just weren't thinkin'. LOL!
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 12:41 PM
Oh, Annie. That's udderly ridiculous! No whey cud that happen!
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 12:42 PM
I hope it was equipped with CowJack™.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 28, 2007 at 12:45 PM
"Maybe there is some sort of weird fiberglass bovine fetish we don't know about.."
... and don't want to know about, ThankYouVeryMuch!
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | June 28, 2007 at 12:49 PM
Riding that mechanical bull looks
funpainful, RTWH. The fibergrass ;) model is more my speed.Posted by: Meditrina | June 28, 2007 at 12:53 PM
Riding the mechanical bull. Hm. Nice new euphemism, Med! How many batteries does THAT take?
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 12:57 PM
Bad girl, Diva!!! *EG*
I'm not sure there are enough batteries: we may have to find an alternate power source for that bad boy.
Posted by: Meditrina | June 28, 2007 at 01:00 PM
Yep, from cows to vibrateurs in 22 posts. Nicely done.
Posted by: Meditrina | June 28, 2007 at 01:01 PM
Bad Diva, Bad Med.
Keep up the good work.
I find car batteries provide that extra boost and last longer.
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 01:03 PM
Silly... they're powered by natural gas....
Posted by: CJrun | June 28, 2007 at 01:03 PM
Ooh! That's a good one, casey! And with the gas pedal, one can give that extra little boost when one needs it, yes?
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 01:04 PM
Ooh! Med - nice word coinage btw! Vibrateurs.... HAVE to remember that!
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 01:09 PM
I made burgers with it. My doctor told me I needed more fiber in my diet.
Posted by: SW | June 28, 2007 at 01:15 PM
Didn't you find them a little, you know - crunchy?
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 01:23 PM
it was a taurus, right?
Posted by: crossgirl | June 28, 2007 at 01:39 PM
Now there are some fiberglass cow rustlers with that huge thing in the middle of their living room, the novelty having worn off, going, "So now what are we gonna do with it?"
Posted by: Bethie | June 28, 2007 at 01:49 PM
Confidential to Med and DD...so then are we ladies vibrateuses?
Posted by: Betsy | June 28, 2007 at 02:05 PM
Well, makes sense to me, Betsy!
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 02:13 PM
Lordy, ya turn your head (no, not to cough) for a minute and things go straight to there, just like that. I second the motion: good work!
Posted by: Clean Hands | June 28, 2007 at 03:03 PM