THE QUESTION IS, DID IT VOTE FOR MITT ROMNEY?
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June 29, 2007
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even my stupid irish setter wouldn't have voted for mr. romney. i'll bet Wenders' dogs aren't even that retarded.
Posted by: wickedwitch | June 29, 2007 at 02:05 PM
*Ignores obvious "So this is how Bush won in '04" joke*
Posted by: Scott | June 29, 2007 at 02:05 PM
Dog voter?? That's nothing. In Florida we have dead voters.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 29, 2007 at 02:08 PM
Maybe it's a plot by Hillary to get an increased voter turnout, seeing as she's a
bitchdog.Hey, fair's fair.
Posted by: MareBear | June 29, 2007 at 02:16 PM
Dave, the important question is, how much did it contribute to your campaign?
Posted by: Federal Duck | June 29, 2007 at 02:26 PM
*formulates apology in advance*
Most of the dogs are voting for rrrrrRALPH! RALPH! Nader.
Posted by: padraig | June 29, 2007 at 02:29 PM
lol Mare!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 29, 2007 at 02:33 PM
Mare: Never been much of a Hilary fan myself, so I'm with ya...
Posted by: Scott | June 29, 2007 at 02:53 PM
Mare, it's unfair to insult a dog that way. I'm telling PETA.
Posted by: wickedwitch | June 29, 2007 at 02:57 PM
Hurry, wicked...they're almost done with Romney. They need a new cause.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 29, 2007 at 03:00 PM
Hillary just doesn't look like the kind of person who dogs would like. Seems so brittle. I think they'd vote for someone else :)
Posted by: Kristina L. | June 29, 2007 at 10:32 PM
"She submitted ballots in the dog's name in the September and November 2006 and May 2007 elections. She wrote 'VOID' on the ballots and didn't cast any votes."
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Somewhere there's a citizen named Void who got three write-in votes for an uncontested position and is now living high on the hog at our expense in a cushy government post.
We should all be so lucky.
Posted by: Appletonian | July 01, 2007 at 01:07 AM