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Yes they lie.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 15, 2007 at 02:20 PM
That's between my marriage package and the Mrs......
Posted by: russellmc | June 15, 2007 at 02:25 PM
Well they are probably men trying to comfort themselves. You women should have some respect.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | June 15, 2007 at 02:25 PM
And it does include the wedding tackle....
Posted by: russellmc | June 15, 2007 at 02:26 PM
I have a question. Why is someone looking for this information in the first place?
Posted by: Dr. Rickenstein | June 15, 2007 at 02:26 PM
keeping up with the Holmes's
Posted by: russellmc | June 15, 2007 at 02:28 PM
When faced with a choice between the bulge in the front and the one in the back pocket, you just know which one the gals are gonna choose.
BTW, on the subject of stupid criminals, earlier this week 2 guys decdied to rip off the Soweto home of Desmomd Tutu, they were nailed when they tried to hock his Nobel Peace Prize medal. Darwin award candidates for sure.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | June 15, 2007 at 02:33 PM
Well it just seems like a sad waste of time, what with trouser snakes and boyfriend pants needing so much more attention! *honestly, I don't have a clue what that means!*
Posted by: Dr. Rickenstein | June 15, 2007 at 02:33 PM
Mot, you're so right. Only one can buy me all the strappy sandals I want. Then again...
Posted by: Siouxie | June 15, 2007 at 02:37 PM
Her: Is that looks and personality in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Him: I was in the pool!!!
Posted by: AFKAT | June 15, 2007 at 02:49 PM
A show of hands by all men who are willing to let a snake bite their "willy," please.....
Posted by: ifits_not_1thing_its3 | June 15, 2007 at 03:04 PM
yeah.... that's what I thought
Posted by: ifits_not_1thing_its3 | June 15, 2007 at 03:10 PM
Wylie and Eardley also looked at the bizarre practices used by men worldwide to enhance the size of their penis, including the Topinama of Brazil, who encourage poisonous snakes to bite their penises to enlarge them for six months!
Wasn't there a blog item last week or so about Mick Jagger sticking his wedding tackle in a beehive or something in hopes they'd sting him and increase its puny size?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 15, 2007 at 03:21 PM
Well, if they want it to get bigger, they should just rub it for awhile...
Posted by: otis wildflower | June 15, 2007 at 03:43 PM
"They report that Indian Sadhus men are known to use weights to increase the length of their penis and Dayak men in Borneo pierce the glans of their penis and insert items into the holes to stimulate their partner."
NOOO WAAAAY!!!
Posted by: billinbossier | June 15, 2007 at 04:08 PM
"They report that Indian Sadhus men are known to use weights to increase the length of their penis and Dayak men in Borneo pierce the glans of their penis and insert items into the holes to stimulate their partner."
NOOO WAAAAY!!!
Posted by: billinbossier | June 15, 2007 at 04:10 PM
I just had to repeat myself...
Posted by: billinbossier | June 15, 2007 at 04:11 PM
Mot. *glares* Shame. It's what he's packin' in his SKULL that attracts me.
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 15, 2007 at 04:21 PM
Small micropenis? Sorry, size matters a little bit.
Posted by: TNjen | June 15, 2007 at 08:39 PM
The Eardley bird measures the worm.
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Published in BJU International? Ya gotta be kidding.
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"...they discovered that average erect penises ranged from ...12-13cm (4.7 to 5.1 inches) in girth." "Two studies reported that 90 per cent of women prefer a wide penis to a long one."
No wonder more and more women today are familiar with the value of pi.
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"The review also provided little evidence of racial differences, with the exception of one Korean study where the men had smaller than average-sized penises. The authors suggest this area needs further investigation."
Surprisingly, they are having difficulty finding volunteers do the further investigation.
Posted by: SW | June 16, 2007 at 03:54 AM
I stopped reading at: "encourage snakes to bite them" - anything after that was just denouement.
Posted by: Moon | June 16, 2007 at 09:15 PM
Not funny ...
Posted by: knife sharpener | June 18, 2007 at 02:29 PM