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Maybe for the people of Florida, Dave.....but what about poor, poor Bossy? She probably needs bovine therapy.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | June 29, 2007 at 08:33 AM
Speaking of which.....Dave, could you pass the sausage patties, please...
Posted by: Punkin Poo | June 29, 2007 at 08:41 AM
Cow wasn't stollen, it just wandered away. If the dealership had treated her better she probably wouldn't have gone!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | June 29, 2007 at 09:03 AM
aww man...no BBQ???
Posted by: Siouxie | June 29, 2007 at 09:12 AM
Mooray!
Posted by: ubetcha | June 29, 2007 at 09:19 AM
"Cassidy said she'll use her reward money to buy a statue for her restaurant."
Sounds to me like the nightmare continues....
Posted by: Betsy | June 29, 2007 at 09:30 AM
inquiring minds want to know if they'll buy a cow statue or get all fancy with a giant shrimp.
Posted by: crossgirl | June 29, 2007 at 09:49 AM
Jeezely, cg ... I wuz gonna ask a very similar question ...
That's a bit (not dangly) unnerving ... I mean ... either I'm startin' to think like you do, or the reverse is true ...
Is that a good thing?
Oh ... we're on the MB ... nevermind ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | June 29, 2007 at 10:15 AM
( ... and y'all will notice that I did not resort to the cheap shot of referrin' to the Carlin-esquenessocityism and oxymoronish nature of the phrase "Giant Shrimp" ...)
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | June 29, 2007 at 10:18 AM
O the U...but surely if Stephan A. Douglas could be the "Little Giant", this woman is entitled to her "Giant Shrimp
(Fiberglass cow -> Lincoln/Douglas debates in 10 posts. This has been your redeeming social value for the day.)
Posted by: Betsy | June 29, 2007 at 10:25 AM
I bet his wife told him the stolen cow did not go with her decor.
Posted by: Bethie | June 29, 2007 at 10:33 AM