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awwwwww
*SNORK*
awwwwww
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 11:59 AM
HEY! I sent that in yesterday!! :)
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 11:59 AM
Something tells me this romantic man will be going to his grave a whole lot quicker than he first thought.
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 11:59 AM
Triple First Simul, gals!!
I'm thinking he's a goner....
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 12:02 PM
*Wonders which cow will actually be buried with him*
Posted by: Wolfsong | June 28, 2007 at 12:03 PM
*revives self after triple FIRST*
Thank you, girls! And I was in the middle for once! YAY me!
Wolf - I'm thinking maybe he's going to be prematurely cremated....
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 12:13 PM
Was she Bossy?
Posted by: bbescuela | June 28, 2007 at 12:15 PM
He'll be mooo-ving to that big farm in the sky before too long.
Posted by: gjd | June 28, 2007 at 12:28 PM
I'm thinkin' they have separate bedrooms. Just a hunch. For his sake I hope so, otherwise he's liable to wake up with an "accidental" headache.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 28, 2007 at 12:33 PM
Srbija Stonecutters & Masonry, Inc.
12 Марковац Prospekt
Srbija, South Banat District, Vojvodina Province, Serbia
28.06.07
Dear Madame,
Enclosed please find with our kind regards your receipt for payment in full on the monument you recently ordered for your husband's gravesite, as well as several photographs of the finished product.
You will forgive us, please, if the design is not exactly to your specifications: we have never been asked to carve a 10-meter douche bag and so had no plans from which to draw our final motif. We feel, however, that we were able to capture the Essence of Douche, so to speak, and that the applicator head is a fair likeness of your spouse.
We were concerned, however, that your specifications noted the specific date -- 12 July, some two weeks hence -- of your husband's demise, and have so contacted the Srbija authorities accordingly. We were distressed, too, that Mr. Nesic will apparently die from "complications due to freak stampede" and that his remains are not to be interred until such time as they have passed through the digestive system of "Sasha the cow."
Regardless, we hope the grave marker meets your burial needs, and please think of Srbija Stonecutters & Masonry, Inc., for your future stonecrafting needs.
Sincerely,
Pilbo Srigkindkg
Srbija Stonecutters & Masonry, Inc
Posted by: Wender J. Crinklebank | June 28, 2007 at 12:50 PM
Such a sad story...I'm mooooved to tears here....
Posted by: jamester | June 28, 2007 at 01:45 PM
Gee, I wonder why his wife never warmed up to him calling her a cow? Women! Always being so contrary!
Posted by: Bethie | June 28, 2007 at 01:46 PM
nice one, wender
Posted by: mudstuffin | June 28, 2007 at 01:53 PM
The change came after a massive fight with his spouse. "I always said my wife was a cow so, if I'm going to have a cow on my grave, I would rather it was one I actually liked," said Nesic.
The unedited line said the late Mr. Nesic.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 28, 2007 at 03:35 PM
Maybe he should have done something like this in Serbian.
Posted by: padraig | June 28, 2007 at 04:06 PM
Snork! I also thought that this guy won't be around much longer.
Posted by: Kristina L. | June 28, 2007 at 09:54 PM