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Am I FIRST to say, I didn't need to know that?
Posted by: ShyJan | June 10, 2007 at 03:39 PM
FIRST to say,
always pay cash!
Posted by: Eleanor | June 10, 2007 at 03:40 PM
How humiliating. Not only NOT being FIRST after claiming to be, but posting a comment about a previous thread.
*slinks off* :(
Posted by: Eleanor | June 10, 2007 at 03:41 PM
I still think you were right yesterday when you heralded the Apocalypse with the advent of the "TWELVE NEW SPECIES OF DUNG BEETLES!!"
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 10, 2007 at 03:41 PM
Hat trick?
Posted by: Eleanor | June 10, 2007 at 03:41 PM
Hey, El!! Don't forget your Zipper&trade!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 10, 2007 at 03:42 PM
*sobs*
Posted by: Eleanor | June 10, 2007 at 03:42 PM
Oops. Sorry I got in the middle of your hat trick there, El. Here's your Zipper&trade. My bad.
*hangs head*
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 10, 2007 at 03:42 PM
I was in too big a hurry to be FIRST, Diva. :(
I know my mother had a saying about that.....:(
and it's the stupid bot's fault
Posted by: Eleanor | June 10, 2007 at 03:43 PM
That's kids for ya - sucking Mom dry!
Posted by: Meditrina | June 10, 2007 at 03:43 PM
((((((El))))))
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 10, 2007 at 03:43 PM
Wow. Two firsts in one day, after one first in 11 months.
AND on my birthday.
✌ ♬ *does happy feet dance* ♪♊
Posted by: ShyJan | June 10, 2007 at 03:45 PM
Fossicking incredible!
Posted by: SW | June 10, 2007 at 03:45 PM
"Crackling" & "Porkchop"?
What was their mom smoking when she named them??
Don't think I've ever had milk-fed Italian sausage, though.
Posted by: jon | June 10, 2007 at 03:46 PM
Bacon cheeseburger... that is all.
Posted by: Lairbo | June 10, 2007 at 03:48 PM
El,
You can have all the FIRSTS for the rest of the day. Besides, I thought always pay cash, was very appropriate!
Posted by: ShyJan | June 10, 2007 at 03:48 PM
That reminds me - notice how nobody even mentions Anna Nicole Smith anymore?
Posted by: SW | June 10, 2007 at 03:50 PM
Sorry, Lairbo. Clearly you are not Jewish. You would know that is completely not kosher. First of all - it's pig. Unkosher. Second, it's mixing meat and milk - a BIG no-no.
I'm not Jewish either, but I just know important stuff like that.
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 10, 2007 at 03:50 PM
Maybe not the apocalypse, but I bet at feeding time the Maughans say "the pork lips are here."
Posted by: SW | June 10, 2007 at 03:56 PM
I think that pic is from the last issue of "Interracial Farm Porn Orgy." Or so I heard.
Posted by: SW | June 10, 2007 at 03:58 PM
Well, considering the little girls in the background Stevie, it must be kiddie p0rn!
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 10, 2007 at 04:01 PM
Snorkage @ Stevie!
Posted by: Meditrina | June 10, 2007 at 04:01 PM
private message to ShyJan - I only read the headline..;)
Posted by: Eleanor | June 10, 2007 at 04:03 PM
I don't see any goats, diva. Ty med, and congrats on the new job.
Posted by: SW | June 10, 2007 at 04:03 PM
They're the centerfolds, Stevie. Siouxie told me.
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 10, 2007 at 04:05 PM
no one has said it...this story is udderly ridiculous!
Posted by: insomniac | June 10, 2007 at 04:21 PM
*lairbosteviesnorks*!
'Notes' Shy is enjoying playing with her B'Day link-page toy!
2, 200# pigs that lie in the feed trough, swallowing, and then waddle over for cow drink. Those sausages will stop a perfectly good heart at 50 paces....
Posted by: CJrun | June 10, 2007 at 04:24 PM
Well, it is logical if you think about it.
1. Men are pigs. (most, not all)
2. Men love t!ts. (all)
C. Pigs love t!ts.
Mathematical. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Meditrina | June 10, 2007 at 04:24 PM
Med, WHY aren't you teaching Philosophy of Math classes at UMKC? You are SOOO professorial!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 10, 2007 at 04:25 PM
Plus, Med, if you did, you could have a forum in which you can debate the existence of and the necessity for the number 3.
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 10, 2007 at 04:26 PM
Hey..... don't knock suckling a cow's teat unless you've tried it.
Posted by: Jazzzz | June 10, 2007 at 04:27 PM
Jazzzz!!! EWWWW!!!! ;-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 10, 2007 at 04:31 PM
PS - That's not to be confused with JAZZOO which is an annual jazz concert at the Kansas City Zoo.
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 10, 2007 at 04:36 PM
*lairbosteviesnorks*!
'Notes' Shy is enjoying playing with her B'Day link-page toy!
2, 200# pigs that lie in the feed trough, swallowing, and then waddle over for cow drink. Those sausages will stop a perfectly good heart at 50 paces....
Posted by: CJrun | June 10, 2007 at 04:45 PM
(private note to El - I don't feel so bad now. I read the article first)
Anddd, tomorrow I will show up with italics and strikethrough! Perhaps bold characters also.
Now, it's way past noon and time for a toddy with the newspaper (yes, the ink-stained one. I join Dave in needing an ink-stained one.)
Posted by: ShyJan | June 10, 2007 at 04:50 PM
JAZZZZ!!!!
ICK. I thought I knew you. *sigh*
Note to self: Do not ever kiss Jazzzz on the lips.
ShyJan - I have a links thingy where all you have to do is copy and paste. Someone sent it to me as if I were in the second grade - but it works. E-mail me if you'd like it.
Posted by: Eleanor | June 10, 2007 at 05:08 PM
220# pigs?
That's about the industry standard, for butcher hogs ... not especially large, in the whole scheme of things ... tho these might have a bit extra lard in the process ... merely ... rememberin' how sweet the aroma of hog-raising really isn't ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | June 10, 2007 at 06:13 PM
That's exactly how I pictured a threesome going. Such a turn on!
Posted by: Bethie | June 10, 2007 at 08:16 PM
Is it my imagination, or is that bit of pond scum getting wordier every time? Unfortunately, game-powers.com is registered to the same Beijing operation as virtually all the spamvertised web sites I see these days; good luck getting it shut down.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | June 10, 2007 at 09:16 PM
Then do not click on the links lest you be poisoned with something!!
Posted by: Bethie | June 10, 2007 at 09:33 PM
Doesn't Dave mean the "aporkalypse is here"?
Did you notice that Katie Hamson wrote this article?
Posted by: Jessica R. | June 11, 2007 at 07:35 AM
Whoops! I misspelled Katie's name. That's Hampson; sorry Katie!
Posted by: Jessica R. | June 11, 2007 at 07:39 AM
Yawn...just another cowlebrity gettin' press by adopting furriners.
Posted by: Betsy | June 11, 2007 at 08:30 AM
didn't anyone else notice how cute the little girls in the background were?
Posted by: mudstuffin | June 11, 2007 at 09:42 AM