LIFE (FORTUNATELY) IN SOUTH FLORIDA

(Thanks to Jeannie Kelly)

Comments

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

Sounds like the story I pointed out in the "Phillipines" thread, as there was a link to it from that article.

First?

[Mot the Hoople]

Do you think this is grounds for divorce?

[Just Ducky]

That man's hardheaded.

[wiredog]

"St. Lucie County Sheriff Ken Mascara."

With a name like "Mascara" he's gotta be tough. Can you imagine the harassment he got on the playground in grade school?

[crossgirl]

pssst, diva, is tammy accounted for?

[Siouxie]

Richard that IS the story you pointed out. You should have sent it in to the Blog.

and all I can say is...Weirdness Magnet Strikes Again!

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

Yay! I loved the headline in the version I saw: "Florida man's headache mystery solved by a bullet"; that somehow had me imagining a slightly different story...

I guess it was really a shot in the dark.

[wickedwitch]

this guy must have really had a snoring problem. she should have tried the "breathe-right" strips before the bullet.

[DeskDiva]

I think perhaps she's in bed now. The real issue is, is the JEWBAN accounted for!

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

Yup, Siouxie. Chances are Jeannie beat me to it anyway.

[Alien8]

Man, If I had a nickel for every time I've woken up with a bullet in my head . . .

[jon]

Two convicted felons (of differing genders) finding love on the outside?
Now there's a movie for CBS to make!

[judi]

if you don't send it in, 99% of the time we won't even see it. i don't click ANY links in the comment sections because i can't see what they are.

[Kevin In JAX]

"Not tonight dear, I have a headache"

"Headache? I'l give you a headache!"

[DeskDiva]

I've sent you a boatload of stuff lately, judi!! *insert sucky-uppy cheesy grin here* ;-D

[crossgirl]

when the officers arrived,this was playing.

[Siouxie]

lmao, cg!

course...she missed.

[Siouxie]

which is why I tell you ladies...the MACHETE doesn't miss!

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

Your browser doesn't show you the actual URL in the status line when you hover, Judi? As a fallback, the web site gurus out to be able to rig it so the URL is automatically embedded in the post.

Point taken, though.

[SW]

At the wedding, they sang--

For he's a jolly good felon
For she's a jolly good felon
For they're two jolly good felons....
She's probably gonna shoot him in the head.

[padraig]

"His wife, April, told investigators later this afternoon that she accidently shot her husband, deputies said."

Deputy: Your husband seems to have a bullet in his head. Do you know anything about that?"

April: No, well, maybe I mighta shot him, y'know, accidentally-like. Did you say in the head? Yeah, I guess that was me. Did you say something about a lawyer?

Soon to be the world's worst defendant. Some public defender better stock up on aspirin, he's gonna be banging his head on the defense table a lot when she's on the stand.

[Bethie]

Don't you know that scenario went something like this:
"You shot me in the head!"
"Die already!"
"I'm dialing 911!"
"If you do, we both go to jail! We're convicted felons, remember?! And we have a gun in the house?!"
"Oh yeah. $h!t."
"Okay...here's the story we tell them...."
"See...if you had just died after getting shot in the head in the first place, like most people do, we wouldn't be in this mess!"

[MareBear]

Are we sure they weren't reenacting this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099819/?
(can't get my brain to work in html right now.)

[Siouxie]

MareBear's link.

[MareBear]

Thanks Siouxie. Every time I tried, it was leaving the html open, and I didn't want anybody to have to clean up my mess. :)

[Siouxie]

Anytime, Mare! I have a cheat sheet and I just copy and paste. I'm not that smart ;-)

[Dr. Doug]

Bunch of lying moe foes.