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That quacks me up!
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 09:31 AM
Rubber ducky when I squeeze you, you go *squeek* *squeek*
Just Ducky's kin?
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 09:34 AM
Who says science isn't fun. Several years ago we had an outbreak of tornados in the north Georgia area. The next day I found a cancelled check in my back yard from an address over 100 miles away.
Posted by: fivver | June 28, 2007 at 09:51 AM
Anyone planning to count these? How do we know they all survived? Where's PETA when you need them?
Posted by: kibby F5™ | June 28, 2007 at 10:28 AM
Of course the Chinese were involved in this obvious plan to choke thousands of sea turtles to death.
Posted by: Bethie | June 28, 2007 at 11:28 AM
Rubber Ducky, you're the one.
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys
When I squeak you, you make noise
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
Everyday when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who' cute, yellow, and chubby.
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)
Rubber Ducky you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Everyday when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's cute, yellow, and chubby.
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm glad that you're mine
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of...
Rubber Ducky I'd like a whole pond of . . .
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of you.
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 11:39 AM
Diva - GMTA. I was singing that song in my head whilest reading the article. Those duckies are way cool, and well traveled, floating around the world for 15 years?!
Posted by: Meditrina | June 28, 2007 at 11:50 AM
Stand tall soldiers! We shall rout the limey barstids yet!
Posted by: Federal Duck | June 28, 2007 at 03:32 PM
*stands with Fed* First wave prepared to attack, Cap'n!
Posted by: Just Ducky | June 28, 2007 at 07:50 PM
Do they get Frequent Floating Miles?
Posted by: kibby F5™ | June 29, 2007 at 05:30 AM