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Mating Manatees WBAGNFAFolkB
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | June 28, 2007 at 02:56 PM
Extra patrols are on the causeway to help keep traffic moving and the manatees safe.
just doing their part to promote safe sex?
Posted by: crossgirl | June 28, 2007 at 02:56 PM
Who would want to get in the water with a bunch of love crazed manatees? That could be painful.
Posted by: pogo | June 28, 2007 at 02:57 PM
I sense an upcoming scene in "Big Trouble 2".
Posted by: Bethie | June 28, 2007 at 03:00 PM
What a life... dog-paddling around, munching on food, mating from June through October... OK that last part seems arduous.
Posted by: CJrun | June 28, 2007 at 03:32 PM
Move along, there's nothin' to see here.
Having swam with manatees before, they are very gentle creatures. However, like most animals, I would imagine once they're in the mood it's best to get out of their way. Manatees aren't known for great eyesight or senses of smell, and an unsuspecting person could receive a surprise, IYKWIM.
Posted by: MareBear | June 28, 2007 at 03:33 PM
Love-Crazed Manatees would also BAGNFARB and an Animal Porn film.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 28, 2007 at 03:38 PM
Sea Cows gone wild!
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 03:48 PM
Sea Cow Susie, Sea Cow Sam
Do the dirty deed off of dry land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so NOT skinny
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like Sea Cow love!
I'm so, so, sorry. Really.
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 03:56 PM
LOL Casy!
Posted by: GungaDan | June 28, 2007 at 04:28 PM
Opps, sorry Casey. was laughing and forgot "preview"
Posted by: GungaDan | June 28, 2007 at 04:29 PM
LOL casey!!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 04:31 PM
Can't tell much from the picture. From the pic alone I would have thought it was Edgar.
Posted by: chuck | June 28, 2007 at 04:39 PM
"a lot of people feel the need to get in the water with them and that's illegal."
And it's also really stupid.
Posted by: Kristina L. | June 28, 2007 at 10:00 PM