COME ON BACK, RICHARD GERE
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gerbil + condom = ???????
Posted by: Clean Hands | June 29, 2007 at 01:03 PM
Anyone feel passionate enough to wear the crown of Condom King? Any volunteers?
Buehler....
Buehler.....
Buehler.......
Posted by: Meditrina | June 29, 2007 at 01:03 PM
I always forget; which is hotter, the condom vindaloo or the condom tandoori?
Posted by: Lairbo | June 29, 2007 at 01:04 PM
"Cabbages and Condoms,"
pass.
Posted by: crossgirl | June 29, 2007 at 01:17 PM
Oh, better far to live and die
Under the Trojan™ flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part,
With a latex head and libidinous heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where condoms all are well-to-do;
But I’ll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Condom King.
For I am a Condom King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Condom King!
For I am a Condom King!
(You are! Hurrah for our Condom King!)
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Condom King.
(It is! Hurrah for our Condom King!)
Hurrah for the Condom King!
When I’m snaking forth to seek my prey
I help myself in a royal way.
I protect from diseases, yes, ‘tis true,
As a well-made condom ought to do;
But many a man with a first-class wick,
Must watch me lest my balloon he prick,
And manage somehow to get through
More pleasant work than ever I do,
For I am a Condom King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Condom King!
For I am a Condom King!
(You are! Hurrah for our Condom King!)
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Condom King.
(It is! Hurrah for our Condom King!)
Hurrah for the Condom King!
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 29, 2007 at 01:17 PM
He has to feel passionately about the cause...
That and be able to withstand wearing a latex condom over his entire body in 185 degree heat.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 29, 2007 at 01:18 PM
Snork at DD but thanks a lot for ruining the best song of the show. Do you know the movie version with Kevin Kline? Oh, my.
Posted by: MareBear | June 29, 2007 at 02:09 PM
From the Wizzer of Odds -
"If I were King of the foreskin..."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 29, 2007 at 08:00 PM
LOL Mare! I know. I'll never listen to it the same way again!
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 29, 2007 at 11:55 PM
*SNORK* @ DDiva!
Posted by: Just Ducky | June 30, 2007 at 01:07 AM
It's the duty of a king to produce an heir, but the Condom King always has trouble with that...
Posted by: Scott Haley | June 30, 2007 at 10:00 AM