Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Uh oh.... XMatt misbehavin'? What IS the world coming to?!
And when you say "relived" are you speaking as in "reminisced" or as in - "Hey! Let's go do that thing again! You remember - the one we almost got arrested for in '84...!"
I WILL take that as a compliment. :-) Most people assess me down about 5-8 years (looks-wise, too). Last week I had a gentleman friend in my show who guessed me at 28. HE got a kiss on the cheek. :)
And I nailed it! TY DD. I blame Dickens. And Dostoyevsky. And Clemens(and Dave) for my humour. I started on Dave about 88 during my first trip to miami.
Dangbustit! Two in a ROW!! You really ARE good! ;-) And in consecutive minutes, no less. If I smoked, which I just might, if we keep this up, I'd have one now...
And seeing as it is that time, I might have to log off for the night, even with as much fun as I'm having with you. If this keeps up, I'll be utterly useless in the morning!
Vernon texas (link above)
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 02:39 AM
Ah, right. Sorry. I did see that, but was reading through as fast as possible to get back to the current stuff. :-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 02:39 AM
Work related.
I need to see mountains again Gandolph. Mountains.
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 02:42 AM
I'd love to spend time in the mountains. What a joy!! Need a
chaperonecompanion on your next trip? ;-)Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 02:44 AM
Sure. I didn't exactly behave in Charleston. College buddy came down and we relived old times (til we went to bed by 11)
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 02:47 AM
Uh oh.... XMatt misbehavin'? What IS the world coming to?!
And when you say "relived" are you speaking as in "reminisced" or as in - "Hey! Let's go do that thing again! You remember - the one we almost got arrested for in '84...!"
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 02:49 AM
Little of both. 84!!!!!!! cmon. Igot some miles, but not that many years. (84 was a good one, I preferred 85) MJ Fox ruled!!!
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 02:53 AM
So - being nosy here - how old are you? If that's too nosy, just tweak my nose or something.
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 02:58 AM
Guess, then I'll tell. I'm curious what perception is at the blog.
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 03:00 AM
And I'll tell on myself, anyway. I'm 37.
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 03:00 AM
Woulda guessed early 30s as opposed to mid. You seem to be more outgoing.
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 03:03 AM
Hm. DO NOT be offended at my thoughts, but I'm guessing you're somewhere in my ballpark.
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 03:03 AM
I WILL take that as a compliment. :-) Most people assess me down about 5-8 years (looks-wise, too). Last week I had a gentleman friend in my show who guessed me at 28. HE got a kiss on the cheek. :)
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 03:04 AM
28, and I'm not offended.
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 03:05 AM
Wow. You are much more eloquent (and funnnier!!) than most men who haven't hit thirty yet.
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 03:07 AM
Blatantly tryin for a simul...
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 03:07 AM
And I nailed it! TY DD. I blame Dickens. And Dostoyevsky. And Clemens(and Dave) for my humour. I started on Dave about 88 during my first trip to miami.
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 03:08 AM
And BLATANTLY succeeding!!!!
PHEW!!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 03:09 AM
Dangbustit! Two in a ROW!! You really ARE good! ;-) And in consecutive minutes, no less. If I smoked, which I just might, if we keep this up, I'd have one now...
===~~~
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 03:10 AM
*fans XMatt*
Are you OK? You didn't hurt yourself on those, did you?
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 03:16 AM
Near miss on the second...but whose counting? i favor a fine cigar myself, just a couple times a year...
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 03:16 AM
Noh, the bot got me on the return
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 03:17 AM
Wow - I haven't been *whispers furtively* botted in two whole days now. Judi is my goddess.
Besides, you just never know what effect a simul can have on a guy. ;-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 03:22 AM
And there's the second simul. ;)
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 03:23 AM
Aaaaaaaaah..... I must have prematurely misread the time stamp on the other one. After all, I am terribly enthusiastic. *giggles*
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 03:26 AM
*cross eyed drooling*
but I can still function
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 03:26 AM
But thats a match.
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 03:27 AM
Mmmm. Drooling? Drooling can be good. It's a good sign, anyway. Well, in this instance, I think.
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 03:30 AM
I'm guessing you're in CST? 2:30 for you too?
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 03:32 AM
Yessir. Kansas City here - just up the pike a ways from you.
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 03:33 AM
Well, its about time for me to strip and hit the sack.
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 03:36 AM
And seeing as it is that time, I might have to log off for the night, even with as much fun as I'm having with you. If this keeps up, I'll be utterly useless in the morning!
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 03:36 AM
See you tomorrow. I'm already useless.
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 03:38 AM
And one last simul. Involving nakedness no less. :D
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 03:39 AM
*enjoys the lovely simul on the subject of XMatt stripping....pauses to watch*
No problem. I must go to do the very same thing.... ;o)
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 03:39 AM
Night, Matt. *smooch*
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 28, 2007 at 03:40 AM
*stupid grin*
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | June 28, 2007 at 03:41 AM
My, my, my... I think we left them alone in here too long...
Diva, it's not considered sporting to videotape the footage from the secret showercam you installed, either. Unless you share.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | June 28, 2007 at 07:09 AM
Note to self....booze and a hot tub lowers inhibitions.
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 09:14 AM
LMAO and a morning *snork* to ya, casey!!
I'll post the pics in a bit! Glad you liked them.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 09:16 AM
Where the heck is everybody this morning? Am I the only one without a hangover?
Siouxie, pics are awsome, share with our pals!
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 09:16 AM
*I* don't have a hangover either and I had plenty of vino last night. I'm immune, I guess ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 09:19 AM
Well, well, well. What a way to start a day. Simul w/Siouxie, it can only get better from here!
Well, I guess it could get worse, but I'm gonna hope for better!
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 09:19 AM
OMG, 2 in a row!
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 09:20 AM
Nah, not hung over... yet... I'm going to bed in a couple ours... I'll start earning my hangover first.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | June 28, 2007 at 09:20 AM
OK, this is getting weird. I'm gonna have to excuse myself for a minute......
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 09:21 AM
Tammy! Mornin'
casey, I may ask you for a smoke after those ===~~
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 09:21 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Our boys are gonna be so jealous when they finally show up this morning!
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 09:21 AM
*dang*
I need to change my undies now ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 09:22 AM
*sigh* make that "hours"
My type-fu is weak this morning.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | June 28, 2007 at 09:22 AM
OMG!
ladies, we have got to stop or I won't be able to work!!!
*fans self*
Posted by: Church Lady | June 28, 2007 at 09:25 AM
um...pay no mind to that Church Lady.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 09:26 AM
I'm back. I had to turn a fan onto the computer...it started smoking!
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 09:27 AM
We may be too tired for the boys now...
NAH!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 09:30 AM
*gasp*
Now I get a Siouxie simul? *all a quiver*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | June 28, 2007 at 09:33 AM
oh man! you had to spoil our fun shoe dude!! cursed you be!!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 09:38 AM
shoes
pammermonger:[Thou art] a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.
Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | June 28, 2007 at 09:42 AM
You got one w/me too NT.
Don't go a quivering, to try to please me, you've never let me down before.
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 09:42 AM
NT & Siouxie, are we setting some kind of record here or what?
Posted by: casey | June 28, 2007 at 09:46 AM
*gasp*
*faints*
*big grin on face*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | June 28, 2007 at 09:51 AM
I believe so, casey.
um..boys?? feel free to jump in any time!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 09:53 AM
Maybe they're sitting back watching the girl-on-girl action!
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | June 28, 2007 at 09:58 AM
ahh...those pervs!! love 'em!
wait till we bring out the jello...
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 10:03 AM
*wipes drool off chin*
Posted by: ScottMGS | June 28, 2007 at 11:17 AM
Scottttttttttttttttttt!! welcome back! how was the vaca?? kill anyone?? (some pics of mine are in the " Nation in Shock" thread.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 11:23 AM
Hi Siouxie. We're not quite back yet. We're about 7 hours driving away from home, though. We had a great time. Haven't killed anyone (yet).
Posted by: ScottMGS | June 28, 2007 at 11:53 AM
Well have a safe trip back home and get yer butt back here!! ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | June 28, 2007 at 11:57 AM
*snaps sharp salute*
*note to self: always avoid alliteration*
Posted by: ScottMGS | June 28, 2007 at 12:39 PM