AMERICANS: DO THEY HAVE TOO MUCH SPARE TIME?
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June 29, 2007
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Posted by: Punkin Poo | June 29, 2007 at 08:34 AM
Not all, though. What is this "spare time", and where can I purchase some?
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | June 29, 2007 at 08:48 AM
It's things like this that make me realize we are living in capitalism's last days...
Posted by: nora | June 29, 2007 at 08:52 AM
You risk offending your Base, candidate Barry: I'm writing this from my XRF-1200(y) iTop LapThinker Plus (i) while philking highspeed interweb bandwidth (and heighth) from a WiFi iNode at the Starbucks across the street from the iStore where I intend to be the first American named Wender to purchase an iPhone. I will then use it to call my best friend Marshall, who is currently staked out in front of the Orpheum Octoplex in downtown Nerdsborough waiting for tickets to the next Star Trek feature film, which has yet to be made. Huzzah!
Now if you'll excuse me, my mother is sending me an Instant Message.
Posted by: Wender J. Crinklebank | June 29, 2007 at 09:04 AM
*goes to "get a life"*
Posted by: kibby F5™ | June 29, 2007 at 09:05 AM
AMERICANS: DO THEY HAVE TOO MUCH SPARE TIME?
aaah, Dave, we're reading your blog ...
*ducks*
Posted by: kibby F5™ | June 29, 2007 at 09:06 AM
Yes, which is why we're here. (agrees with kibby) and ducks accordingly.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 29, 2007 at 09:11 AM
Here in my fair city, where the crime/murder rate can almost rival Bagdad, Philadelphia (motto: Drat! We lost another one.)
Rather then trying to fix the problem, our mayor has been camping out to get his own iphone. (see paragraph 7)
Posted by: orcel | June 29, 2007 at 09:17 AM
Wender, don't forget to put her on speakerphone.
Posted by: ubetcha | June 29, 2007 at 09:18 AM
Wender, did you take your sinus medication?? What about the beano? oh and did you get the ointment for that fungus you were complaining about yesterday? It's right next to the Proactiv™.
hello?? hello?? is this thing on?? Wender?? don't you ignore me! I will tell your father!
Posted by: Wender's Mom, Hilda Crinklebank | June 29, 2007 at 09:28 AM
that's not spare time, that's a spare tire.
Posted by: crossgirl | June 29, 2007 at 09:50 AM
*CHEETOHSNOOOOOOOOOORK* @ er, Hilda.
And did anyone notice ol' Spidey there waitin' for his phone?
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 29, 2007 at 10:26 AM
The guy apparently wearing a Spider-Man sleeping bag as a costume (note the unusual zipper placement) isn't nearly as disturbing as the white-haired lady with glasses who is wearing a hat modeled after her husband.
Posted by: padraig | June 29, 2007 at 10:29 AM
update: a better story about the mayor with too much time on his hands
Posted by: orcel | June 29, 2007 at 10:32 AM
Love the second picture with the fake iPhone in Montreal, Quebec. Leave it to my hometown.
Posted by: KOW | June 29, 2007 at 02:39 PM
orcel -
THIS is the latest on your mayor.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 29, 2007 at 04:17 PM