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eww just eww
Posted by: Siouxie | May 25, 2007 at 03:37 PM
You go, Wayne!
If people have not complained about your odor by the end of the first month, then there is nothing to worry about.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | May 25, 2007 at 03:38 PM
How do these guys get by HR in the first place?
Posted by: Meditrina | May 25, 2007 at 03:40 PM
Dave, THIS is not practical. THIS is nasty. THIS is a really cheap man!
*suspects THIS is also a single man.*
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 03:42 PM
Ladies ladies ladies -- please! Have you not noticed that a certain someone always wears the same blue shirt to events?
This man likely changed his underwear, and he likely wore a new shirt everyday. Pants just don't get "dirty" when you work in an office.
I know I speak for all men when I say, this man has done nothing wrong!
Posted by: DouglasG | May 25, 2007 at 03:47 PM
Amen Doug!
I wonder where he shops; those be some AWESOME slacks..
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | May 25, 2007 at 03:50 PM
Business etiquette specialist Patsy Rowe has told the ABC's Barry Nichols that Wayne's case is deeply troubling.
"I'm just a little concerned," she said.
Note to Patsy: MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX and get a life!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 25, 2007 at 03:53 PM
I wish I Wayne's practicality. I only go three days on a pair of pants before I wash them.
Some comedian suggested you could get four days out of one pair of undies: frontwards, backwards, inside-out frontwards and inside-out backwards.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | May 25, 2007 at 03:54 PM
I don't get it. I wear the same pants everyday--jeans--and wash them every 1 or 2 weeks. I work in an office environment, so they don't get too dirty or stinky. Honestly, I don't see anything wrong here.
Posted by: ShadowKatmandu | May 25, 2007 at 03:54 PM
He never mentioned anything about wearing any underwear. And I'll bet on the week-end, he's completely pants-free.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 25, 2007 at 03:55 PM
UR right, Jeff
"Business etiquette specialist?" Isn't that sort of like a Conversational Latin Specialist?
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | May 25, 2007 at 03:56 PM
??? I do a wardrobe change at lunch. Can't be too careful. Plus all those clothes look so lonely in my closet. It's just not fair to wear only one outfit a day.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 25, 2007 at 03:58 PM
Before anybody goes "EWWWW" too loudly, I am happy to say I do change my underwear daily. Or is that TMI?
Posted by: ShadowKatmandu | May 25, 2007 at 03:58 PM
Vic - or 'Professional Blogger'?
Although I'm learning a bit too much about some of the other bloggers here.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 25, 2007 at 03:59 PM
I don't so much change my undies as replace them when they're torn off. :)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 25, 2007 at 04:01 PM
Helloooo? Is this thong on?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 25, 2007 at 04:02 PM
LOL Annie!
This reminds me of the sargeant who told his war-weary platoon, "Today you get to change your underwear!!"
..."Johnson, you change with Brown; Miller, you change with Smith, ....etc, etc
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | May 25, 2007 at 04:02 PM
As I fold my fourth load of laundry today on my day off, I wonder what it would be like to live with children who would wear just one pair of pants/or shirt/or skirt/or sweater/or sweatshirt/or... anything, per DAY, instead of two or three.
Gotta love these 'tween years, when costume changes occur every few hours. At least from June through August they practically live in their bathing suits -- and those get washed only once a week. (I figure the pool chemicals will kill anything nasty living in those suits under 7 days.)
Oh. But then come the summer towels.....
Posted by: Cat R. | May 25, 2007 at 04:03 PM
oooh - hot trick.
er...hAt trick.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 25, 2007 at 04:03 PM
*changes pants*
Uh, right on!
Posted by: pogo | May 25, 2007 at 04:04 PM
I have to agree with Wayne on this one...I mean he does wash them on week-ends. What I want to know is how in the world did it ever get in a newspaper?
Posted by: billinbossier | May 25, 2007 at 04:04 PM
Many years ago we had a guy who wore the same bad tie every day for years. One day the boss walked by and said to his clerk, "Dottie, cut hat tie off!"
Dottie grabbed her sicsors and did as told. He began changing ties occasionally.
Posted by: pogo | May 25, 2007 at 04:09 PM
Who wears jeans only day? Seriously. Unless you're getting them grubby outdoors or, whatever.
I mean, don't they come out of the dryer a little snug, and start to feel "just right" by Day Two?
Or so I've heard. Not talking about myself, of course. Brand-new pair every day. Yep. Ironed with the creases just perfectly crisp.
HAHAAHAHAHAH
Posted by: Cat R. | May 25, 2007 at 04:10 PM
LOL, Annie
OOOPS - really have to change pants now!
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | May 25, 2007 at 04:10 PM
Tosses up a "one" to herself and moves a stray "A" over to the right a few spaces.
Enjoyed the giddy feeling of not being bot-f***ed, causing her to skip "preview" feature with reckless abandon.
Goes back to folding laundry....
Posted by: Cat R. | May 25, 2007 at 04:14 PM
Cat, when you're done?? can you come do MY laundry. I've got two teens here too!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 25, 2007 at 04:17 PM
What is this underwear of which you speak?
Posted by: Eleanor | May 25, 2007 at 04:17 PM
ohhhhhhhhh a "comando" simul with El!!
*feels all warm & tingly*
Posted by: Siouxie | May 25, 2007 at 04:22 PM
Don't know, Eleanor. Ask Victoria; it's her secret
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | May 25, 2007 at 04:23 PM
I'm learning a lot of useful information about men on this thread.
Posted by: Bethie | May 25, 2007 at 04:24 PM
But Bethie you gotta admit; it's better than more useful info about Paris H!!!
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | May 25, 2007 at 04:28 PM
Sighhhhh....
*goes to start on mountain of accumulated laundry*
Posted by: CJrun | May 25, 2007 at 04:31 PM
*pats CJ on the back*
There, there. You should have my sweet roommate. She's like a grandma and does all my laundry. :-) Of course, I pay more of the bills, but still....
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 04:32 PM
I'm not allowed to do laundry any more. She's not allowed to move the entertainment unit any more.
Posted by: pogo | May 25, 2007 at 04:40 PM
Vic, I agree. Paris Hilton's sudden religiosity seems dubious at best and is highly yawnable.
Posted by: Bethie | May 25, 2007 at 04:40 PM
Siouxie,
no.
:-)
Posted by: Cat R. | May 25, 2007 at 04:41 PM
AWWWW Cat-
*weekend fantasy does crash and burn*
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | May 25, 2007 at 04:51 PM
I don't so much change my undies as replace them when they're torn off. :)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 04:01 PM on May 25, 2007
I know what you mean, Annie. Sometimes, I have to buy two new packages a week!
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 25, 2007 at 04:56 PM
is it hot in here or...
*lowers thermostat*
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | May 25, 2007 at 04:59 PM
Scott - for your sake, I certainly hope they come (har) in packs of three.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 25, 2007 at 05:01 PM
pants only need washing when they're dirty. And "dirty" means visible stains or a scent that can be detected from at least a foot away. In fact, the only reason not to wear the same pair all week is to not look like you're wearing the same pair all week.
Posted by: pj the barbarian | May 25, 2007 at 05:02 PM
So, um, Scott, where does a guy of the male gender actually go to purchase a new package?
Posted by: Just Ducky | May 25, 2007 at 05:02 PM
My teen (ok she's 20 now but still here) changes her clothes with alarming frequency. She even washes clothes that she has only tried on and rejected without wearing. But the operative word here is that SHE washes.
The rest of us wear our clothes until they meet my standard for dirty (as in "take that thing off it can walk by itself!") so I guess a little Ew is in order for me too.
I kind of agree with the guy, but I do wonder about his marital status.
Posted by: Ellasmom | May 25, 2007 at 05:04 PM
Scott - I'd be happy to do some research for you here and create a wish list for you. I already have one for me.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 25, 2007 at 05:06 PM
**SNORK** @
DickyDuckyAnnie - it's the clothes that are for sale. Just sayin'.
Hmm. Then again, everyone has his price, so I'm told.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 05:09 PM
I wouldn't know about that. I've never had to pay for a guy.
meowrrrr!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 25, 2007 at 05:12 PM
*steps between Annie and Diva (that would be, what, around Durango, CO?)*
Now, now, don't fight over me. There's enough of me to go around. Just make sure you buy me a new package.
Of underwear! Sheesh, some people.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 25, 2007 at 05:18 PM
now girls let's not be catty --woof!
have a great weekend & holiday
i'm outta here
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | May 25, 2007 at 05:20 PM
I was once in the men's dept. at Macy's buying red boxers for my boyfriend for Valentine's day. The guy behind me hit on me by trying to pay for my purchase. Helloooo! Didja notice what I'm buying?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 25, 2007 at 05:22 PM
Vic Tumofsoycumstance,
Did my two-day jeans burst the bubble?
Or were you hoping I'd do your laundry?
Posted by: Cat R. | May 25, 2007 at 05:23 PM
speaking of packages.... I just got two pair on the blogbot...king me!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 25, 2007 at 05:23 PM
I didn't know that breed of dog came in red...
OK this time I'm really leavin
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | May 25, 2007 at 05:24 PM
So - what, Annie? He suspected you of being a crossdresser?
Oh, Scott - we's just playin'. Right, Annie?
*crickets chirping*
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 05:26 PM
Boxers?
Get it?
never mind
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | May 25, 2007 at 05:26 PM
*using El's zippity shoes she got me for my bday*
Still say...eww
I'm off (heh!) for dinner/drinks with friends. The celebration continues. Will be back for more drinkage and snorkage later. Girls and boys...behave!
*taps zippity shoes*
Posted by: Siouxie, | May 25, 2007 at 05:27 PM
*snork*
[in husky voice] Hey, baby, can I buy your boyfriend some sexy underwear?
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 25, 2007 at 05:28 PM
*schnauzer* @ Vic!
Sheesh, Siouxie - party like you're Cuban, why don't cha.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 25, 2007 at 05:29 PM
Scott - exactly!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 25, 2007 at 05:30 PM
Bye. Souxie, have fun!
Is the Blogbar open yet?
Posted by: Just Ducky | May 25, 2007 at 05:31 PM
my new favorite word: SNORKAGE
later!
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | May 25, 2007 at 05:34 PM
What women could do is fill the backyard pool full of detergent and then hand hubby a blow up doll and let him go to town!
Posted by: Bethie | May 25, 2007 at 05:34 PM
*hops into Siouxie's regular serving spot*
Open for bizness! I'll tend -
who'swhat's your pleasure, Ducks?Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 05:34 PM
DDiva, I'll take a frozen blogarita with salt, please.
Posted by: Just Ducky | May 25, 2007 at 05:39 PM
Just a Surly Temple for me. I gotta be 'sponsible, tonight. *grumble*
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 25, 2007 at 05:41 PM
Whyfor, Scott? And responsible for what, exactly? ;-)
Posted by: Just Ducky | May 25, 2007 at 05:42 PM
Comin' up!
*zings it through a blender, rims the salt, pours and slides it down the bartop. makes a second for herself.*
Cheers!!
Anyone else?
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 05:42 PM
Ahhh, thanks, DDiva! Cheers!
Posted by: Just Ducky | May 25, 2007 at 05:43 PM
*pours a positively virginal Shirley Temple for Scotty with a double shot of grenadine and thrrrrree cherries.*
You sound glum, Chum. Need an ear?
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 05:45 PM
Diva - How are we going out if you're busy serving the blog?
Maybe I should wash my jeans. ;)
Posted by: Meditrina | May 25, 2007 at 05:46 PM
And stop giving the guys your cherries. Sheeeshhh.
:-b
Posted by: Meditrina | May 25, 2007 at 05:48 PM
*slides in from laundry*
Dang, detergent and a blow-up doll... now you tell me when the laundry's mostly done!
Posted by: CJrun | May 25, 2007 at 05:52 PM
Heh. I'm still workin' right now. I'll be here for a little bit.
I'll buzz you as soon as I git outta here. In the meantime, did you read my last post on last night's thread? I'm stakin' claim to the Prof. ;-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 05:54 PM
Boy, CJ - if your (not you're) laundry gets done that quick...shoot!
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 05:55 PM
Is Friday the Official Blog Laundry Day? I've run two loads of clothes through today, myself.
Posted by: Just Ducky | May 25, 2007 at 05:59 PM
No, I didn't bother reading it. I hear ya loud and clear. You can have him ...... I am holding out for someone closer to home, if you know what I mean. At least I still have hope of finding the right guy.
And preferably, one who changes his pants more than once a week. Eeewwww.......
Posted by: Meditrina | May 25, 2007 at 05:59 PM
Is the weirdness magnet on? I just had two postal carriers deliver mail to me within 30 mins. of each other.
Government efficiency at its finest. No wonder the price of stamps keeps going up.
Posted by: Meditrina | May 25, 2007 at 06:01 PM
Heh. Weird!
And DOOOOOO tell, Med!!! Not the guy you were avoiding, right???
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 06:04 PM
*pops three cherrys - heh, heh - in mouth, ties stems into a chain*
Ah, I'm just acting. It'll be fun but it's going to be a long weekend. I'm going to be one of the "responsible adults" and a district-wide youth event at church. I'll be picking kids up at the train and bus station until late tonight and spending all night Saturday patrolling the grounds, keeping everyone safe. My youngest daughter is the youth chaplain (read: deals with drama) and my oldest is "bridging" out of the youth program.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 25, 2007 at 06:15 PM
No, Diva. I don't think I have met Mr. Right yet, but I'm looking. One of my old flings is coming to town, and we are supposed to meet for a drink on Sunday. So, who knows?
And I am glad you reminded me..... I need to call him back. He called last night, and I ignored it.
Posted by: Meditrina | May 25, 2007 at 06:17 PM
Scott - Be on guard. There were some wild times at my church youth events, as I recall. Not as crazy as band camp, but that's a different story for a different, much more inebriated thread. ;-)
Posted by: Meditrina | May 25, 2007 at 06:20 PM
Med - I'm crossing my fingers (and my legs, so you don't have to!) ;-)
Scott - I soooooo second what Med said about youth events!!!! First kisses/gropings/other things.... Mmmhmmm. BTDT.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 06:22 PM
Diva - I went to a Southern Baptist church camp with one of my friends, ONCE. OMG! There was more sex going on there than in the bible. But no alcohol. Go figure.
Posted by: Meditrina | May 25, 2007 at 06:25 PM
Washed? Yes, and that's the part where detergent and a blow-up doll may have helped. I don't even think of turning the drier on until the Sun is off the house. Actually, I probably shouldn't swim with a blow-up doll until after dark either....
Posted by: CJrun | May 25, 2007 at 06:30 PM
And Scott - just so you know, I don't give my cherries to just any man. You are very, very special. :-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 06:38 PM
Diva - what time do you think for tonight?
Posted by: Meditrina | May 25, 2007 at 06:40 PM
How 'bout as soon as we stop yakkin' at each other on the phone?
**GRIN** ;oD
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 07:23 PM
Med, Diva - Yes, that's why we keep an 8-1 youth to adult ratio and why at least one adult is up at all times. Good kids but, hey, hormones are hormones.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 25, 2007 at 07:31 PM
I'll have to borrow blurk's duct tape if we're going to be talking cherries, though. I gotta be on my best behavior this weekend.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 25, 2007 at 07:33 PM
Heh heh. :) 'SOK, Scott. Med and I are about to hit the road for dinner. I'll be back on later!
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 07:36 PM
I catch ya down-stream, then. Good night, all.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 25, 2007 at 07:39 PM
Well, I'm still here for a few minutes. :)
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 07:41 PM
"One doesn't like to bring this up but is Wayne confident about his personal freshness?"
Any guy who is worried about his "personal freshness" should just be shot and put out of his misery.
Hahahahaha!
Posted by: Moon | May 25, 2007 at 08:40 PM
Hello? Anybody else in here? Hmmm...maybe they all stepped into the restrooms for a sec. *Looks at calendar and realizes that it's Friday night on a holiday weekend* Well then! To borrow a line from Merle Haggard, think I'll just stay here and drink.
Posted by: Dr. Rickenstien | May 25, 2007 at 08:46 PM
Looks like I'm late for the party. Story of my life. Have a good week-end, y'all.
Posted by: Ms. Nomer | May 25, 2007 at 08:51 PM
Hello. Tap tap tap. Is this thing on? Is anyone's life as worthless as mine?
I just woke up from a 3 hour nap on my porch! How pitiful is that?
The good thing about drinking early....you can drink, pass out, then wake up in time to drink some more!
Posted by: casey | May 25, 2007 at 09:08 PM
Hi Casey! I have very little ambition tonight. (Too hot here in Maine! It's actually hotter here than in Miami!)
Nothing worse than sweaty Mooses.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 25, 2007 at 09:12 PM
Oh wait - yes there is......spammers. Sweaty, nasty, really stuuuuupid spammers.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 25, 2007 at 09:13 PM
Jeez, just read the article. Sounds like every man that has hit on me in the last 2 years. Should I be lowering my standards or what? Naw, never mind, I ain't touching Mr. Stinky with a ten foot pole.
I guess I'm outta here for tonight guys. Med, best of luck with your date. You are my hero, don't let me down!
You guys keep up the good service at the blog bar tonight. I'm gonna settle for a nice glass of Merlot and a book on my porch. May sound nice to y'all, but I sure is a lonely girl.
Maybe one day Prince Charming with more than one pair of pants will come along.
Posted by: casey | May 25, 2007 at 09:15 PM
*sigh*
*sweeps up, puts chairs upside down on tables, wipes bar, turns off lights*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 25, 2007 at 09:19 PM
*fold, fold, fold*
Still there, Casey?
*fold, fold, fold*
Posted by: CJrun | May 25, 2007 at 09:20 PM