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May 07, 2007

WE DON'T LIKE THIS ONE BIT

She's up to something.

(Thanks to Howard from Broward)

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Cool! I need to borrow her to open my jar of pickles.

Those people should sleep with one eye open! The one's that weren't spit in!

*hands her a bottle of Corona and awaits hopefully*

Yeah, but can she tie a knot in a cherry stem?

Apparently, octupi get bored easily.

WARNING - contains graphic violence performed on a Mr. Potato Head.

*sob* Mr. Potato Head. We loved you.

"Shania - this Spud's for you."

I'm in serious trouble, 24-wise, sitting at this Tiki Bar on the beach, eating delicious shrimp and drinking tasty beers. Is it OK if I just poke fun, without watching?

Only if you bought enough shrimp (& tastty beer) for everyone. :)

Opps, surplus t's. On sale now!

Shania - she feels like a woman, or at least a smelt (what's a smelt anyway?)

Wasn't that monitor lizard near a tiki bar?

Git in my belly!!

*texts everybody tasty beers and shrimps, with an unusual cocktail sauce, very fresh, almost sweet*

judi, apparently I'm staying at the same place as the officials from the Marlin's game, so let me know if I need to let the air out of their tires in the morning before I head to work....

I don't trust an octopus farther than I can throw it, and I can't throw an Octopus very far.

CJ - tell the Marlin guys that Roger Clemens called and said, "Neener!"

ooops...guess M. Lizard is a Yankee fan, too.

They're not Marlin guys, they're officials from out of town. The bartender was bitching to me because tonight is gonna be a late night because... well they will get back here late and keep him up.

I read somewhere that it is not uncommon for aquarium-kept octipiseses to open their tanks and raid neighboring tanks for tasty seafood snacks. This thought gives me the willies, even worse that earspiders. Remember that video that was linked here some time ago that showed that octopus running across the ocean floor on 2 or 3 legs? That is the image in my head. I'm going to hide under my bed now.

*crawls out from under the bed long enough to stuff cotton in the ears to protect from earspiders & grab a bottle of wine*

The Marlins are losing to the Dodgers right now - 6-4, bottom of the 4th. Enjoy your view, food, and beverage. I'm hitting my whopping 3-mile commute home.

Casey, ever thought about what's lurking under the bed??

Casey, ever thought about what's lurking under the bed??

Annie, put your other contact lens in; it's 6-0! Casey, you watch too much Discovery Channel.

Annie, put your other contact lens in; it's 6-0! Casey, you watch too much Discovery Channel.

Casey just don't go swimming or roller-skating and no octopi will get you.

quite a list of blog topics today. Giant chicken eating spiders, octipus kitchen utility tools, AND Paris Hilton. And Awwwdrey hasn't even made an appearance yet tonight.

sushi anyone???

Casey, ever thought about what's lurking under the bed??

haha Val, when I first read your post, I thought you said BLURKING under my bed! Hhhhmmmmmm

*runs back to check under the bed*

When I was in grade school a science teacher told the class a story he got from a friend of his who worked at an aquarium. This guy apparently tracked the escape skills of an octopus in his care.
His story creeped me out to no end and at the same time instilled in me a life long fascination with science.
They really are amazing creatures, science teachers and octopi alike.

Interesting. Would you like to hear moore?

"Yeah, but can she tie a knot in a cherry stem?"

Stop it, annie, just stop it.

Where are you, cj? Put on some reggae and save me a stool.

Let's give it up for LIBOR MACH AND THE CRAFTY TENTACLES!!!!!!!

It's only a matter of time before she learns to drive a car and then they'd really better watch out.

"This octopus at the National Aquarium of New Zealand in Napier is able to screw open bottles..."

Big deal. I had a frat brother who would do that at parties.

And did he squirt his keepers in the eye as well?

I'll take the #4 special with a side of eggrolls, please.

Moo goo gai spam.

Never mind the octopus, did you notice the link indicating Malaysia is dumping almost 200,000 cans of beer? Where's the UN when you need them? The heck with Paris, free the beer!

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