Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Veddy soon one ov my students vill discover ze doggie sqveaky toy I haf hidden inside der prototype. Den - ve haf lots uv laffing - Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Did anyone else watch the total butchering of "Big Trouble" just now on Comedy Central? I swear the spot breaks ran longer than the stretches of film -- it was like 5 min. of spots followed by 4 min. of movie. Sheesh!
Sorry, Dude - I did not, but I have seen other butchered flicks where it's to the point where you know you've missed something vital, even if it's the first time you've seen the movie. I HATE that.
I think so Stevie. Nurse Tammy's brother and I had the most hilarious time on the phone one night answering all the questions. Oh, the things we were wrong about!!!
What with the way dogs sniff crotches and each others butts, it's no surprise that they'd find any marital aid interesting. Particularly after it's been used.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get her poor doggie a dildo.
Her flashlight she shone; there was only a bone
But Lassie barked out, "Well that'll do."
Elaine, I agree. I get my torture boob squeeze mammogram EVERY single year.
DD, my first mam came back "weird" and after having several procedures and a biopsy, it turned out "clear". I hope that's the case with your friend. It's nervewrecking and scary...trust me.
Me, too. :) And this is ONE area that big-cup girls have it all over the little gals. MUCH less painful for us since they don't have to tug and pull like they do with the little ones.
Thanks. I'm trying to be reassuring, too. My mom just went through a scare a few months back, too. It's so often just a watery or fatty cyst. (This was her first mam. She's 39.)
And boys? You DO help your women. Most lumps and irregularities in the breast are found by a woman's partner because of his familiarity with her body, so you have MY permission to grab all the boobs you want!!! Especially mine! ;-)
I know it is probably late to be posting on this thread but I was quite surprised (given the nature of the thread) that no-one has mentioned the The Colorectal Surgeon's Song by Bowser and Blue.
it was also a lonG time ago...
Posted by: Siouxie | May 19, 2007 at 02:21 PM
Well, I got back, too, but it's more like "DAMN, girl!" than "DAYUM, GIRL!!" LOL.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 19, 2007 at 02:32 PM
Eh. None of those guys do it for me. Now, put BLURK in there, or Agent Rickenstien, or WYOOOOO.... Ohooo yeah!! ;-) You know....REAL men.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 19, 2007 at 02:35 PM
Diva, no one's saying that OUR boys aren't total hunks, but a girl can dream....YUMMMMMMO!!
I'm off for a bit - tatas for now!
Posted by: Siouxie *droolin'* | May 19, 2007 at 02:39 PM
See ya, Siou.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 19, 2007 at 02:49 PM
Veddy soon one ov my students vill discover ze doggie sqveaky toy I haf hidden inside der prototype. Den - ve haf lots uv laffing - Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Posted by: Dr. Turnankov | May 19, 2007 at 03:26 PM
Is it THIS toy, Doc?
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 19, 2007 at 03:37 PM
I'm not fallin for that "Turnankov" stuff.
Again.
Posted by: blurk | May 19, 2007 at 03:38 PM
Heh. Yes, you are - you fall for it every year.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 19, 2007 at 03:42 PM
And I'm back!
und *snorken* @ heir Doktor!
Posted by: Siouxie *droolin'* | May 19, 2007 at 03:45 PM
Don't vorry. Ven you fall, I'll be right behind you. With a squeaky toy. Den you become MY squeaky toy. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ah-choo!
Exsqveeze me.
Posted by: Dr. Turnankov | May 19, 2007 at 03:49 PM
Just popping back in before I dash off for another exciting night of medically telling Darwin to stick it.
Posted by: diverdowndoc | May 19, 2007 at 03:49 PM
HAR!!!
Posted by: Dr. Ben Dover | May 19, 2007 at 03:51 PM
ddd - be for to careful vat dat you pop back in vith. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Posted by: Dr. Turnankov | May 19, 2007 at 03:52 PM
ddd!! did you have a nice sleep????
Hope your day is a better one ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | May 19, 2007 at 03:53 PM
Dr. Ben! How veddy nice to see again. That last surgery, evveyting come out ok?
Posted by: Dr. Turnankov | May 19, 2007 at 03:53 PM
Doktor, do ve need ze cazzeter for zis von?
Posted by: Doktor's Assiztant | May 19, 2007 at 03:55 PM
Why yes, Dr. Tunankov! It was touch and go for a while, but I managed to single handedly extract the buzzing probe from Ms. Punkin.
Posted by: Dr. Ben Dover | May 19, 2007 at 03:58 PM
Zis blurk iss a big man. Maybe ze large cazzeter?
Posted by: Doktor's Assiztant | May 19, 2007 at 03:59 PM
so you're stuck all night again, ddd??
Posted by: Dr. Ben Dover | May 19, 2007 at 04:01 PM
Und zo iz Nurse Tammy, who should be here playing viz uss.
Posted by: Doktor's Assiztant | May 19, 2007 at 04:03 PM
oopsie...who was that quack???
Posted by: Siouxie | May 19, 2007 at 04:03 PM
see ya, ddd!!! go save some lives!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 19, 2007 at 04:07 PM
Have a good night, Doc - an easy one.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 19, 2007 at 04:07 PM
No wonder I'm feeling all sleepy and dreamy - I had a simul with Siouxie! Well, guess I need a little nap so I can come back and play later. :)
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 19, 2007 at 04:24 PM
*taps on stethoscope*
Is this thing on?
Posted by: Dr. Pugh | May 19, 2007 at 06:03 PM
no
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 19, 2007 at 06:41 PM
pssssst doc, you gotta put those IN your ears.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 19, 2007 at 06:50 PM
before I forget (again), Jack Bauer is guest-starring on the Simpsons season finale tomorrow night at 8pm on Fox.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 19, 2007 at 06:52 PM
Whatcha doin' today there, Annie?
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 19, 2007 at 07:00 PM
Did anyone else watch the total butchering of "Big Trouble" just now on Comedy Central? I swear the spot breaks ran longer than the stretches of film -- it was like 5 min. of spots followed by 4 min. of movie. Sheesh!
Posted by: WriterDude | May 19, 2007 at 07:21 PM
Sorry, Dude - I did not, but I have seen other butchered flicks where it's to the point where you know you've missed something vital, even if it's the first time you've seen the movie. I HATE that.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 19, 2007 at 07:25 PM
I wuz watching pretty horses playing in the mud... Curlin by a nose!
Posted by: CJrun | May 19, 2007 at 07:37 PM
Heh. I wish I could be watchin' pretty horses.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 19, 2007 at 07:53 PM
Yay, Curlin! I was watching the Yankees come from behind to lose to the Mets...in the rain..and I'll never have that recipe again....again!!
Posted by: Dr. Turnankov | May 19, 2007 at 07:55 PM
Hey, um, Doc? Y might wanna change your name. Just sayin'. ;-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 19, 2007 at 08:03 PM
*sighs and tosses self an a.*
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 19, 2007 at 08:04 PM
For Dr. Turnankov's Oral Hijinksist, and other gal Yankee fans:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6531995953385445164&q=Babe+ruth
Posted by: CJrun | May 19, 2007 at 08:08 PM
oopsie. Guess the doc's a Yankee fan, too.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 19, 2007 at 08:08 PM
"...Jack Bauer is guest-starring on the Simpsons season finale tomorrow night at 8pm on Fox."
Who cares. Just tell me which episode of 24 Bart makes his cameo in. Now that's must see TV.
Posted by: SW | May 19, 2007 at 08:18 PM
Ah, the Babe. I have a really great poster of him on my wall.
Whut?
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 19, 2007 at 08:18 PM
*snork* @ Stevie. I think I'm with you. Just imagine the havoc....
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 19, 2007 at 08:19 PM
Speaking of squeaky toys, is this blog the place I learned of this website?
Posted by: SW | May 19, 2007 at 08:22 PM
I think so Stevie. Nurse Tammy's brother and I had the most hilarious time on the phone one night answering all the questions. Oh, the things we were wrong about!!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 19, 2007 at 08:32 PM
Stevie, I don't think so. I don't hope so... OK, probably.
Posted by: CJrun | May 19, 2007 at 08:32 PM
Admit it, cj, you're just embarrassed by your low score. But I understand you have a very happy dog.
Posted by: SW | May 19, 2007 at 08:39 PM
rats - missed one.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 19, 2007 at 08:54 PM
Too bad, annie. Get behind me. 100%, and I'm rusty. It's been a while since I've had um, um, a dog.
Posted by: SW | May 19, 2007 at 09:06 PM
The one I missed was debatable. It's been used both ways. I have an appeal in to the line judge.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 19, 2007 at 09:07 PM
"It's been used both ways."
I'll bet you've been to some interesting dog shows.
Posted by: SW | May 19, 2007 at 09:10 PM
Dr. Turnankov's Oral Hyjinksist speaks. And apparently she has writers!
Posted by: CJrun | May 19, 2007 at 09:12 PM
What with the way dogs sniff crotches and each others butts, it's no surprise that they'd find any marital aid interesting. Particularly after it's been used.
Posted by: SW | May 19, 2007 at 09:12 PM
Oopsie - gotta run or I'll be late for my date. You boys have fun together. ;)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 19, 2007 at 09:14 PM
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get her poor doggie a dildo.
Her flashlight she shone; there was only a bone
But Lassie barked out, "Well that'll do."
Posted by: SW | May 19, 2007 at 09:17 PM
Late for your date? I'm so jealous. Have a good time. And don't forget the doggie toys ;)
Posted by: SW | May 19, 2007 at 09:20 PM
*SNORK*!
Posted by: CJrun | May 19, 2007 at 09:26 PM
On a serious note, mammagrams save lives, I'm told. So get yours Monday. Cancer KILLS.
DD, I will also pray for your friend's wife. If it's a "bad" test, she will need all the help available to fight this thing.
Posted by: Elaine Sue | May 19, 2007 at 10:06 PM
ES, rest assured that us BlogBoys stand ready and willing to assist in any and all breast exams....
Posted by: CJrun | May 19, 2007 at 11:17 PM
Elaine, I agree. I get my
torture boob squeezemammogram EVERY single year.DD, my first mam came back "weird" and after having several procedures and a biopsy, it turned out "clear". I hope that's the case with your friend. It's nervewrecking and scary...trust me.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 19, 2007 at 11:20 PM
Me, too. :) And this is ONE area that big-cup girls have it all over the little gals. MUCH less painful for us since they don't have to tug and pull like they do with the little ones.
Thanks. I'm trying to be reassuring, too. My mom just went through a scare a few months back, too. It's so often just a watery or fatty cyst. (This was her first mam. She's 39.)
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 12:25 AM
And boys? You DO help your women. Most lumps and irregularities in the breast are found by a woman's partner because of his familiarity with her body, so you have MY permission to grab all the boobs you want!!! Especially mine! ;-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 12:32 AM
LTTG, but a great way to start the day: coffee and sequential multiple *snorkG*age. Bravura performance, all!
(Got one wrong on the quiz. Does that mean I'm sexually sophisticated or just spend too much time at PetCo...?)
Posted by: Betsy | May 20, 2007 at 08:21 AM
"...you have MY permission to grab all the boobs you want!!! Especially mine!"
If I had a nickel for every time a gal has said that to me...I'd still be broke.
Posted by: SW | May 20, 2007 at 09:12 AM
I know it is probably late to be posting on this thread but I was quite surprised (given the nature of the thread) that no-one has mentioned the The Colorectal Surgeon's Song by Bowser and Blue.
Maybe it is just a Canadian thing.
Posted by: Buford | May 20, 2007 at 05:44 PM
Thanks Buford. I'd forgotten about that one. It's always worth a laugh.
Posted by: ArcticAl | May 20, 2007 at 07:31 PM
I'm so glad that you folks are willing to talk about it. Most don't.
I have big bazooms and the surgeon had a lot to work with, so I don't look "uneven" at least.
I, also, have "volunteers" to look for lumps. You people must know my buddy Steve,too. There certainly are a lot of Steves..
Posted by: Elaine Sue | May 20, 2007 at 09:52 PM