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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
i'm afraid that once this gets around, their identities will be known by everyone, everywhere. talk about your 15 minutes in the spotlight, well, in this case approx. 5 minutes.
Posted by: wickedwitch | May 25, 2007 at 11:09 AM
EWWWW! ICK AND TACKY.
Posted by: Mikey123 | May 25, 2007 at 11:13 AM
OK, well, Mr. Big he ain't.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 11:13 AM
OK, well, Mr. Big he ain't.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 11:16 AM
As a public service, here's your link... Of course, NSFW, Extra Strength.
Posted by: Clean Hands | May 25, 2007 at 11:33 AM
*snork* @ CH's "Extra Strength."
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 11:39 AM
Am I here now??? what is UP with typepoop today??? it's worse than ever.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 25, 2007 at 11:47 AM
The Windmill International, an upmarket table top dancing club in Great Windmill Street, denied their staff were involved.
1.'Upmarket table top dancing club' is a contradiction in terms.
2.'denied their staff were involved'. Well it's certainly somebody's staff that's involved.
C. There is no 3.
Posted by: the world has a fivver | May 25, 2007 at 11:56 AM
Is it just my impression, or is Siouxie becoming the new "Claire Martin"?
Posted by: AFKAT | May 25, 2007 at 12:11 PM
Is it just my impression, or is Siouxie becoming the new "Claire Martin"?
Posted by: AFKAT | May 25, 2007 at 12:13 PM
Is it just my impression, or is Siouxie becoming the new "Claire Martin"?
Posted by: AFKAT | May 25, 2007 at 12:15 PM
*SNORK* @ fivver's item#2
Posted by: mm | May 25, 2007 at 12:20 PM
...third impressions can be misleading...
Posted by: insomniac | May 25, 2007 at 12:24 PM
AFKAT, there is only one Claire Martin, and I will ignore that third posting, because we all know, there is no number 3.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 12:43 PM
I don't know AFKAT...why do you ask? ;-)
Posted by: Clara Martinez | May 25, 2007 at 12:48 PM
i hope at least a bird pooped on 'em.
Posted by: mudstuffin | May 25, 2007 at 01:20 PM
new terms for what they were doing:
1. "Riding the tube."
2. "Paying a visit to F**kingham Palace."
3. "Touring the West End."
4. " Getting sent to the Tower."
5. "Straddling the prime meridian."
Posted by: insomniac | May 25, 2007 at 01:29 PM
....or:
6) "Sh@gging of the Guard"
7) "Piccadilly Coitus"
8) "Big Bum Striking"
9) "London Bride is Going Down"
10)"Hyde Pork"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 25, 2007 at 01:36 PM
*snorks* to the both of you!!
One thing they weren't doing is "having tea & crumpets".
Posted by: Siouxie | May 25, 2007 at 01:40 PM
*SNORKSNORK @ insom & Meanie*
And *SNORK* @ Claire Martin's Cuban cousin.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 25, 2007 at 01:45 PM
Hmm. When I was in London I toured the tower with a Beefeater. It wasn't anything like this...
Posted by: the world has a fivver | May 25, 2007 at 01:53 PM
Maybe the club just needed some free advertising.
Posted by: Bethie | May 25, 2007 at 01:57 PM
I didn't know Claire had a Cuban cousin ;P
For the record, AFKAT - I submit the articles to the same email address on this blog - like everyone else. I have been EXTREMELY lucky that I've gotten posted this much. (and no...I don't pay extra ;-))
Posted by: Siouxie | May 25, 2007 at 02:01 PM
*snork* at meanie...
11. "Excavating the chunnel."
12."Opening the houses of Parliament"
gotta stop now, everything is starting to sound dirty...
Posted by: insomniac | May 25, 2007 at 02:06 PM
Darn you, Siouxie, I sent the same one in this morning. Foiled again.
And for those who have forgotten: Windmill Theatre.
I didn't realize it had been owned by Paul Raymond, proprietor of the infamous Raymond Revuebar, the so-called World Centre of Erotic Entertainment.
No visitor to central London can have missed seeing the sign.
And *double snork* at insomniac & Meanie for the excellent job. If I may:
13. Trooping the colo[u]rs.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 25, 2007 at 02:20 PM
Sorry Jeff!! GMTA ;-)
you beat me on the NEW thread though!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 25, 2007 at 02:33 PM
"Stuffing the Bangers"?
Posted by: Siouxie | May 25, 2007 at 02:36 PM
The video has been taken down.
Posted by: Ernie G | May 25, 2007 at 02:38 PM
That just stinks. I didn't even get to see it!
I hate pypetad and youtube annoys me too.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 25, 2007 at 03:46 PM
Can you believe it? The Windmill Theater is on 'Shaftbury Ave'. Check the link from Jeff's 2:20 post.
Posted by: billinbossier | May 25, 2007 at 04:16 PM
'So-Ho' indeed.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 25, 2007 at 08:54 PM
Maybe it was in honor of "Goodbye and thanks for all the fish". Remember what Arthur and Fenchurch spent so much time doing when they were in the air? :)
Posted by: Kristina L. | May 25, 2007 at 09:45 PM