BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN
(Thanks to Ted Habte-Gabr, who openly admits: "I used to think she was cute and sexy.")
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First to say, time to go back to rehab...
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | May 20, 2007 at 06:30 PM
"Tarmac Tantrums" wbagnfarb
Posted by: russellm | May 20, 2007 at 06:30 PM
Woo-hoo! My second first.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | May 20, 2007 at 06:31 PM
Oh yeah...read about this and almost sent it in. Apparently she prefers her lady danglies sitting on leather.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2007 at 06:31 PM
3rd! Now I guess I'd better read the article:
Posted by: Kristina L. | May 20, 2007 at 06:31 PM
"don't you know who I used to be?"
Posted by: insomniac | May 20, 2007 at 06:32 PM
What a spoiled brat Brittany is! Now, if she'd complained about the legroom in the coach seats of the plane, I might have sympathized. But she's probably never flown anything but first class her entire life.
Posted by: Kristina L. | May 20, 2007 at 06:33 PM
"Don't you know who I think I am?"
and *snork/eeew" @ Siouxie.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 20, 2007 at 06:34 PM
guess she can't afford a private jet anymore and is now force to fly commercial like the rest of us little peoples.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2007 at 06:36 PM
All is forgiven, though, because of the Jeter ad on the left. Helloooo, Derek!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 20, 2007 at 06:37 PM
*adds a 'd' up there*
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2007 at 06:40 PM
Well at least maybe Dave and the Florida Blogits were spared having her in their state as she missed her flight.
Posted by: ArcticAl | May 20, 2007 at 06:42 PM
I'm off to see Shrek 3. I might even take the kids.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 20, 2007 at 06:43 PM
there is some part of me that's sayin', it's sad to have so little life of my own, that I take interest in what a spoiled, self-centered brat who needs her a$$ whupped was up to.
wait a minute, I do have a life! I simply neglected to schedule something terribly important for tonight.
Indeed, Annie, you are a true baseball fan.
Sioux, I did get a letter (finally) from LBFF. Thanks for your help.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | May 20, 2007 at 06:43 PM
Nasty spoiled little B!tch...she must be having an allergic reaction to all that silicone. Hmmm...delay of flight for frivilous reason...getting close to "criminal charge" territory there, Twitney...trying to share a cell with Paris, perhaps???
Posted by: AFKAT | May 20, 2007 at 06:44 PM
Annie, you'll love it!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2007 at 06:46 PM
My wife and daughter are off seein' Shwrek tonight.
I'm stayin' home a little closer to the beer.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | May 20, 2007 at 06:47 PM
If I had been on that plane, I would've been happy with a delay as long as they let her outta there. Can you imagine if she had flipped out mid-flight? She might've pulled her hair out or something. Ooh, too late for that.
(I never claimed to be a nice person.)
Posted by: TNjen | May 20, 2007 at 06:49 PM
Al, as far as I know she DID make it to Orlando. SoBe was next. I'm sooooooo sorry I'll miss it. That cheese really needs looking after.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2007 at 06:49 PM
Wyo, it's ok ;-) glad to have helped.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2007 at 06:51 PM
She ought to be in a trailer park with her danglies hanging out the bottom of a broken lawn chair.
The rest of the plane were just happy they didnt have to smell her toxic feet.
Posted by: From another world | May 20, 2007 at 06:56 PM
"..the Jeter ad on the left."
C'mon, annie, don't you know advertisers use cookies on your computer to track your interests, and feed you ads accordingly? That's why you have Jeter, and I have pastrami.
Posted by: SW | May 20, 2007 at 07:05 PM
So that's why I got Pamela Anderson...
Posted by: ArcticAl | May 20, 2007 at 07:09 PM
("Leaving On A Jet Plane")
all my bags are packed, my people say
the lip-synching stuff is on its way
when i see something that just give me the shakes
the seats they have are naugahyde
for my a$$ to sit there, some cow must die!
just how much crap do they think that i will take?
so kiss me, not too close please
your clothes i'll need for when i sneeze
making people wait is what i do!
i'm leaving off this jet plane
don't think i'll fly those guys again
my fame, has got so low...
remember when i use to 'sing'
and i really was the next new thing?
now i'm not as mature as my oldest child
now when knocked up, i'm drying out
or my few brain cells i'm frying out
would it help if k-fed and i were reconciled?
(chorus)
Posted by: insomniac | May 20, 2007 at 07:09 PM
Lol, insom and al, but I have to say...I'm with Ted.
Posted by: SW | May 20, 2007 at 07:12 PM
now I'm really upset about that Viagra ad.
well done, insom
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | May 20, 2007 at 07:12 PM
I have the Derek ad too.
Yankee game on ESPN in 45 minutes - hooray!
Posted by: Eleanor | May 20, 2007 at 07:17 PM
Got me a ticket to an aeroplane
Sat down next to old whats-er-name
Panties left at home
Dangly bits exposed
That Britney, she stuck to the leather.
Posted by: SW | May 20, 2007 at 07:18 PM
LMAO and EWWWW Stevie!! (we're on the same tract though...scary!)
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2007 at 07:34 PM
Won't work on me -- I've been refusing doubleclick.net cookies for years; that outfit is not to be trusted. So, I'm getting a Continental Airlines ad, and I can't remember the last time I flew them...
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | May 20, 2007 at 07:42 PM
They have leather seats on airplanes?!
Posted by: Bethie | May 20, 2007 at 07:54 PM
Jack Bauer is on the Simpsons!
Posted by: GungaDan | May 20, 2007 at 08:00 PM
YES! Are we blogging The Simpsons on this thread?
I'll make a note on the other threads!
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 08:02 PM
Where is everyone? We TALKED about this!
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 08:06 PM
So this is the official Simpsons/24 liveblog thread?
I'm in.
Posted by: Wes S. | May 20, 2007 at 08:07 PM
don't know DD.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | May 20, 2007 at 08:08 PM
Well, it is now!!
And look! A canister! Can Marwan be far behind?!
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 08:09 PM
Apparently they brought in the Official "24" Scriptwriting Team for this particular Simpsons episode; they're repeating the canisters plot from Season Five.
Posted by: Wes S. | May 20, 2007 at 08:10 PM
I'm here! I love the intro with Keifer!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2007 at 08:11 PM
Special time for 24 tomorrow!
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | May 20, 2007 at 08:13 PM
*SNORK* Wes!
Me thinks you're right!
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 08:14 PM
Bartphone!
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | May 20, 2007 at 08:14 PM
HA! The mole!
Posted by: Wes S. | May 20, 2007 at 08:14 PM
oohhh a mole!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2007 at 08:14 PM
martin's a mole!
Posted by: insomniac | May 20, 2007 at 08:14 PM
Ooh, right! Thanks for the reminder, Steve!
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 08:15 PM
****SNNNOOOOORRRRKKKK***** @ Chloe!!!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 08:16 PM
look at all these psychic simuls!!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2007 at 08:17 PM
Moe as Morris with the drill!
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | May 20, 2007 at 08:17 PM
*snork*
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2007 at 08:18 PM
does ahmed adoody drive a superduty?
Posted by: insomniac | May 20, 2007 at 08:19 PM
Even 24-themed commercials! EXCELLENT!!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 08:19 PM
Always through the ventilation system.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | May 20, 2007 at 08:22 PM
Shoot him in the thigh!!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2007 at 08:22 PM
Martin isn't going to make it when that yogurt gets released in that room....
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | May 20, 2007 at 08:22 PM
And now TORTURE! This is more action than we've seen in some of the actual "24" episodes this season!
Posted by: Wes S. | May 20, 2007 at 08:23 PM
there's uter!
Posted by: insomniac | May 20, 2007 at 08:24 PM
Oh, Wes. I know.
*SNORK* @ the leftover kids in the ventilation system.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 08:24 PM
A Class 5 Stench Dispersal Unit! OMG - THAT's what the writers have been using this season!!!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 08:25 PM
hot dog water... LOL
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | May 20, 2007 at 08:25 PM
and an auto-wedgie!
Posted by: insomniac | May 20, 2007 at 08:26 PM
*snork* at the Suicidal Wedgie of Doom...
Posted by: Wes S. | May 20, 2007 at 08:26 PM
self-wedgie! Better than being in that room with the stink bomb
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | May 20, 2007 at 08:26 PM
WEDGIE!! DRINK!!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 08:26 PM
LMAO the cake!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2007 at 08:27 PM
JACK!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2007 at 08:28 PM
Um...Steve? You ARE going to summarize this episode, right? RIGHT?!
*puts on innocent sweet and pleading face above well-displayed ramparts*
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 08:28 PM
no gun play or leg shots?
Posted by: GungaDan | May 20, 2007 at 08:31 PM
Best line: "Oh, I'm just glad you taste like hotdogs!"
Second best line: "It's OK. That was Shelbyville."
PS - Did anyone else notice how phallic the nuclear explosion looked at first? No? OK, then.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 08:32 PM
Let me make a note: the new Harry Potter movie comes out June 13...and it looks freakin' awesome.
It just may be worth spending nine bucks a ticket to go see it...
Posted by: Wes S. | May 20, 2007 at 08:32 PM
Summary:
Better than the real season this year.
See ya tomorrow for the big show! (Don't forget! Special time!)
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | May 20, 2007 at 08:33 PM
Wes, me and my girls (daughters not ramparts, although the ramparts are there as well), always make it on the first day they come out. It does look awesome.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2007 at 08:34 PM
man do I feel like a moron....wait, I am. Hey, nobody go to the next thread unless you want to find out what is up with Chloe.
Posted by: Agent Rickenstien | May 20, 2007 at 08:34 PM
*SNORK* @ Steve's summary. :)
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 08:34 PM
kidding
Posted by: Agent Rickenstien | May 20, 2007 at 08:35 PM
Yea, Wes. Can't wait. I'm a big HP fan too. Wrote up some predictions for the next book a couple of weeks ago on the blog. Gonna miss it when it is over.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | May 20, 2007 at 08:35 PM
RICK!!! I even put a note out ther! DUDE, WHERE WERE YOU??!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 08:36 PM
TOLD ya, Rick!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2007 at 08:36 PM
Pissedly (cuz she knows she's gonna have to fight the bot to do it) tosses self an e.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 08:37 PM
I was late getting on and didnt read where things were...just started posting like a drunk shoe selling crack addled young Hollywood stars.
Posted by: Agent Rickenstien | May 20, 2007 at 08:42 PM
starlet...damn I cant type sober.
Posted by: Agent Rickenstien | May 20, 2007 at 08:44 PM
Did anyone else notice how phallic the nuclear explosion looked at first? No? OK, then.
dd-sometimes a nuke is just a nuke - sigmund oppenheimer
Posted by: insomniac | May 20, 2007 at 08:44 PM
Well, then get on yer IM for some more intelligent conversation. Got your message about last night's concert. Sounds COMPLETELY AWESOME!! (Especially the seating.)
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 08:45 PM
Well, insom, smoke 'em if you hate 'em.
:-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 20, 2007 at 08:47 PM
ok, everybody moved again....*kicks the crap out of own self. Followed by Bot doing it as well.*
Posted by: Agent Rickenstien | May 20, 2007 at 08:48 PM
"sometimes a nuke is just a nuke - sigmund oppenheimer"
Veddy clevah, insom.
Posted by: SW | May 21, 2007 at 12:58 AM