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Was it a low-flow experience?
Posted by: Heinrich the Lab Rat | May 30, 2007 at 08:56 AM
doesn't this kid have any handlers watching out for her? tsk, tsk.
Posted by: crossgirl | May 30, 2007 at 08:58 AM
Was just thinking that crossgirl.
Posted by: GungaDan | May 30, 2007 at 09:02 AM
Public Vomiting (GNFARB) is the new black.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2007 at 09:03 AM
Newspaper editors around the country are double-checking her filed obituary.
Kinda sad, really.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | May 30, 2007 at 09:05 AM
I feel very sorry for this poor kid, she obviously has no sense of responsibility and no morals. Another case of a parent seeing their kid as a meal ticket and thrusting them into the limelight without equipping them for all the bad side effects. Pass the gumballs please.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | May 30, 2007 at 09:08 AM
I am just waiting for some of the spew to be auctioned on eBay. You know it will happen.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | May 30, 2007 at 09:15 AM
Where are the important details? Who wrote this article? Any identifiable chunks?
Posted by: casey | May 30, 2007 at 09:18 AM
*retchretchhurl*
Oh, the power of suggestion.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 30, 2007 at 09:24 AM
*barf*
she can join Lohan back at rehab!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 30, 2007 at 09:53 AM
Talk about being beaten to the punch. I was going to say...
"Britney's Vomit Covered Shoes" WBAGNFARB and a hot item on EBay."
...But I was way too late. Please ingore this post.
Posted by: random thunking | May 30, 2007 at 09:58 AM
And you can ignore it too.
Posted by: random thunking | May 30, 2007 at 09:59 AM
Oh, now, who among us hasn't hurled at a snazzy nightclub?
Anyone? Hello?
Eh, nevermind...
Posted by: Lairbo | May 30, 2007 at 10:38 AM
Mot said:
Maybe she should run for President!Posted by: jon | May 30, 2007 at 10:46 AM
This is sickeningly disgusting in so many ways ... wanna feel some compassion and/or pity, but it's not easy to do ... sorry for semi-quasi-serious thots ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | May 30, 2007 at 11:28 AM
That poor poor girl. All the fame and money in the world and she still is not happy. But you are right crossgirl, where were her handlers?
Posted by: Rebekah | May 30, 2007 at 12:16 PM
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | May 30, 2007 at 01:01 PM
Why is it celebrities refuse to admit to depression until after they've "recovered""? Admiting it earlier might help people better understand the problem, have less trouble admiting they have similar problems, and seek help sooner.
/serious stuff
Posted by: Sarah J | May 30, 2007 at 02:40 PM