ATTENTION, HOT-BODIED INDIVIDUALS GOING THROUGH AIRPORT SECURITY IN AMSTERDAM
You may be asked to go through several times.
(Thanks to Ken)
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First!
Now to read the article.
Posted by: WoosterGirl | May 16, 2007 at 04:52 PM
An Arnold Movie Moment becomes reality. How long until we become destroyed by our technology?
Posted by: Heinrich the Lab Rat | May 16, 2007 at 04:56 PM
Why would anyone want to give up the possibility of being frisked? Mmmmm....
Posted by: Boo Augustus | May 16, 2007 at 04:56 PM
I'll bet the inventor of this "security device" ordered the X-Ray Glasses sold in the ad pages of DC comics when he was a kid, and knew he could do better.
Posted by: WoosterGirl | May 16, 2007 at 04:57 PM
I really don't think they will be looking at the faces anyway, so why bother saying they will be blurred?
Posted by: Bethie | May 16, 2007 at 05:00 PM
*throws gumball @ Heinrich*
I can tell from your body scan that you haven't had one in a while.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 16, 2007 at 05:01 PM
Oh, I'm sorry our machine seems to be working oddly. Can you, say, I don't know, bend over on your way through next time. No, no particular reason, but I think the machine works better that way. Uh, you can really get a, uh, better reading.
Posted by: Prairie Dog | May 16, 2007 at 05:07 PM
"Looks like SOMEBODY could use a little more fiber is their diet."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 16, 2007 at 05:18 PM
I would think the easier scan in an Amsterdam airport would be to look for those people that aren't smuggling drugs out of the country (because who in their right mind would try to bring them in, that's like trying to smuggle beer into Canada). If this electro-depantsifier emits any sort of Alarming Klaxon of Guilt when it detects someone leaving Amersterdam with a nickel bag of weed tucked up their no-no, that's got to be the loudest airport security area since Paula Abdul was denied First Class.
Think Crink!
Posted by: Wender J. Crinklebank | May 16, 2007 at 05:25 PM
too many people still reading about the treadmill to care i think
...again, i'm glad i'm skinny...
Posted by: Keilwerth LA | May 16, 2007 at 05:41 PM
*Vaultsnork* @ WJC. Dude! Electro-depantsifieer! I'm SOOO renaming my car!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 16, 2007 at 05:41 PM
Hmmm...would you like fries with that?
Posted by: Siouxie | May 16, 2007 at 05:44 PM
Ho-hum. Until Zooey Deschanel arrives in Amsterdam, anyway.
Posted by: WriterDude | May 16, 2007 at 05:48 PM
*snork* @ Siouxie!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 16, 2007 at 06:03 PM
Wow! What is that body trying to get on an airplane with? It looks like an S&M outfit...
Posted by: Kathybear | May 16, 2007 at 06:08 PM
I'm with Annie... that passenger is trying to smuggle a link sausage breakfast. Fiber!
Posted by: CJrun | May 16, 2007 at 07:04 PM
No way I'm giving up the chance of being frisked.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | May 16, 2007 at 07:27 PM
I think I'd prefer being frisked, but I really, really hate it when I hear the *snap* of a latex glove behind me...
*sigh*
Posted by: AFKAT | May 16, 2007 at 07:37 PM
AFKAT- at least they are warming the lube in the Atlanta airport now...
Posted by: diverdowndoc | May 16, 2007 at 08:17 PM
That X-ray linked by Siouxie is almost a verbatim punchline from a really old (and quite juvenile) filthy joke ... dang ... is there nothing new under the sun? No imagination? No creativity?
Or is it merely that I'm old ... um ... nevermind ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | May 16, 2007 at 08:34 PM
I hope they have a special line for these travelers
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING!!
DON'T CLICK, MARY!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | May 16, 2007 at 08:45 PM
THAT was not me!!
Posted by: Linda Lovelace | May 16, 2007 at 08:56 PM
KielwerthLA - skinny comment again?? Do we need to do an intervention?
Posted by: ubetcha | May 16, 2007 at 11:31 PM
Hi,
Nice article but how long until we become destroyed by our technology?...
Posted by: tin whiskers | December 26, 2008 at 11:56 PM