ADVISORY TO OREGON RESIDENTS
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May 29, 2007
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I wonder if they're going to go with the dynamite again. Anyone in Oregon have a video camera?
Posted by: Mr Death | May 29, 2007 at 02:30 PM
*grabs dynamite*
*starts humming the ballad of the green berets*
Posted by: the world has a fivver | May 29, 2007 at 02:30 PM
Oooookaaaaayyy...
Please tell me again just why oceanfront property is so valuable...
Posted by: Wes S. | May 29, 2007 at 02:30 PM
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
At least I have my towel.
Posted by: Clean Hands | May 29, 2007 at 02:31 PM
Something weird just happened. I swear I'm not going crazy.
Posted by: S(tevie)W | May 29, 2007 at 02:31 PM
sure, Stevie - what happened???
Posted by: Siouxie | May 29, 2007 at 02:34 PM
The bot got Dave. Made him post in duplicate. This item was listed twice. Then he removed one. Didn't anybody else see it?
Posted by: SW | May 29, 2007 at 02:38 PM
Siouxie,
Weren't you paying attention?
Something weird!
Posted by: KCSteve | May 29, 2007 at 02:38 PM
Lol. See - kcsteve saw it too! (Thanx bro).
Posted by: SW | May 29, 2007 at 02:40 PM
LOL oh yeah...I caught that.
*cue in theme from Twilight Zone*
Posted by: Siouxie | May 29, 2007 at 02:41 PM
I saw it.
When The Blog his own self gets botfocked while shoe-spammers can get through, it's time to seriously rethink the perimeter.
Posted by: Wes S. | May 29, 2007 at 02:43 PM
Perimeter! **DRINK**
Oh, wait. It's only 1:45 here. Should I meant drink some water. Yea, that's the ticket...
Posted by: MareBear | May 29, 2007 at 02:49 PM
Perimeter! **DRINK**
Oh, wait. It's only 1:45 here. I meant drink water. Yea, that's the ticket...
Posted by: MareBear | May 29, 2007 at 02:50 PM
I'm officially a blogit! I got botfocked! Oh happy, happy day.
Posted by: MareBear | May 29, 2007 at 02:52 PM
Thank you, Wes. (Phew!!!)
Posted by: SW | May 29, 2007 at 02:52 PM
PERIMETER!!!
**DRINKS**
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 29, 2007 at 03:01 PM
Micheal Moore just came in after a swim.
Posted by: Mikey | May 29, 2007 at 03:02 PM
DANG IT! I posted on the dropped thread! Well, at least I didn't imagine it...
Posted by: baligurl | May 29, 2007 at 03:06 PM
Quick! Somebody call the Oregon State Highway Division! They're (not there) the ones who need to take care of this! I read it in an article somewhere.
"The responsibility for getting rid of the carcass was placed on the Oregon State Highway Division, apparently on the theory that highways and whales are very similar in the sense of being large objects."
Posted by: chuck | May 29, 2007 at 03:31 PM
Alas, poor Edgar. I knew him Yorick.
Posted by: random thunking | May 29, 2007 at 03:45 PM
Alas, poor Edgar. I knew him Yorick.
Posted by: random thunking | May 29, 2007 at 03:47 PM
I'm an hour and a half away in Vancouver, WA (On the state line with Portland)
*checks list*
1. Car Keys - Check
2. Video Camera - Check
ODOT has had years to practice. This should be good! If my wife calls, I'm working late on a 'whale' of a problem. Cover for me folks.
Film at 11. Mpeg's at midnight!
Posted by: Arelas | May 29, 2007 at 07:20 PM
They are going to do a necropsy. Why don't the look at the entire animal, not just the neck?
Posted by: Elaine Sue | May 29, 2007 at 08:37 PM
for all those who missed it the first time ... (here we go again!)
Posted by: beaniehampton | May 30, 2007 at 08:37 AM