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Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 27, 2007 at 02:17 PM
*barf*
thank. you. CH.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 02:17 PM
oops..sorry Chris! didn't meant to barf on ya ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 02:21 PM
Now we know where that bull went from the previous post.
*gag*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2007 at 02:21 PM
Waddaya use for candles on something like this? Spicey fries? Mmmmm... spicey fries.
Posted by: LaFlamme | April 27, 2007 at 02:21 PM
The bride will toss a Beef Jerky Bouquet. Then she'll toss her cookies.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2007 at 02:24 PM
And at the rehersal dinner they're going to serve pork tartar.
Posted by: the world has a fivver | April 27, 2007 at 02:28 PM
fivver - I thought "Pork Tartar" was the name of the best man. Or is that what you meant?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2007 at 02:30 PM
Too many blogaritas, Siouxie?
Here - have some meatcake for balast.
Posted by: Lonesome George | April 27, 2007 at 02:31 PM
AWBH - I was kind of thinking of this. Only pork.
Posted by: the world has a fivver | April 27, 2007 at 02:35 PM
Am I alone? I thought it sounded delish! I like meat better than cake anyway.
Posted by: baligurl | April 27, 2007 at 02:35 PM
It's clear that as children, these people watched way too many junk food commercials.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2007 at 02:35 PM
like you don't call Gloucester 'glao-che-ster' ACK BRAIN FREEZE DAMN YOU, GINGER SORBET! ok. Sorry. 'gloucester' and 'gloucestershire' are pronounced
So a meat cake AND pronunciation guide.
What will they think up next?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 27, 2007 at 02:36 PM
I've heard of a lot of odd meatloaves, but this one takes the cake...
Posted by: mm | April 27, 2007 at 02:36 PM
'scuse me...
*BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFF*
um...no thanks Lonesome.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 02:36 PM
fivver - that looks alarming like MY best man.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2007 at 02:37 PM
the crisco cans are for tying to the couple's car...
(which is also covered with cheez wiz...)
...and the little man on top of the cake is clutching his left arm.
"do you,____, take ____ to be your lawfully wedded wife, either rare or well-done, prime-rib or burrito filling, london broil or tartare, in good cholesterol or in bad, for as long as you both shall eat?"
"A-1"
Posted by: insomniac | April 27, 2007 at 02:40 PM
D@mn it, Siouxie - ya hit me again. AND you got mm that time, too. Now we'll all have to go get a shower.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 27, 2007 at 02:41 PM
hmmmm sorry?? ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 02:43 PM
And, of course, the bridesmaids' dresses.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2007 at 02:45 PM
oh dear GOD, Annie!! haven't I barfed enough?????
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 02:49 PM
I was gonna make a comment about meat popcicles for dessert.
But that would be crude.
Posted by: blurk | April 27, 2007 at 02:49 PM
Whoops, sorry, wrong dress. Here it is - the saranwrap dress - handy for any leftovers.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2007 at 02:50 PM
blurkieeee! see ya - I'm going to lunch.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2007 at 02:51 PM
psssst, bali, i thought it was really clever! thinking real mashed potatos would be better though....
hi ya blurk!!
wonders what clean was googling to find "meat cake"....
Posted by: crossgirl | April 27, 2007 at 02:55 PM
What's for dessert, Annie?
Gotta be careful with the grammar on that one.
For instance, if it read:
What's for dessert? Annie?
That would be wrong.
Posted by: blurk | April 27, 2007 at 02:55 PM
Just make sure you don't accidentally tell your Bride you want "Beefcake" at your Bachelor party.
Posted by: Bethie | April 27, 2007 at 02:55 PM
Hey, crossgirl!!
Apparently, you're just in time for lunch.
Posted by: blurk | April 27, 2007 at 02:57 PM
blurk, we've got to stop bumpin' into each other like this...and on a meat thread even...I feel soooo dirty!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 02:58 PM
*SNORK* @ Insom!
How the heck did she spend $40 on these ingredients? I should just quit my job and become her personal shopper!
Posted by: CJrun | April 27, 2007 at 02:58 PM
*SNORK* @ Insom!
How the heck did she spend $40 on these ingredients? I should just quit my job and become her personal shopper!
Posted by: CJrun | April 27, 2007 at 03:00 PM
Siouxie, how did you get mashed potatoes there?
Posted by: blurk | April 27, 2007 at 03:04 PM
uh...musta been when I bent ovah to hurl, blurk.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 03:08 PM
How the heck did she spend $40 on these ingredients?
it was the gourmet instant potatos.
Posted by: crossgirl | April 27, 2007 at 03:19 PM
yuck. its bloody meatloaf, with potato frosting. yeah, what a genius. dont quit yer day job.
Posted by: queensbee | April 27, 2007 at 03:19 PM
I. Will. Need. A. Stiff. One. NOW.
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 27, 2007 at 03:30 PM
don't we all, Diva?
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 03:32 PM
Did somebody say potatos?
Posted by: Dan Quayle | April 27, 2007 at 03:44 PM
*snork* at diva and siouxie who stold my thought!
Posted by: crossgirl | April 27, 2007 at 03:46 PM
*snork* at diva and siouxie who stold my thought!
Posted by: crossgirl | April 27, 2007 at 03:48 PM
*blushes*
Umm...a ... drink. Yes, a good, STIFF drink....
*wipes brow, continues lushing, er - blushing*
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 27, 2007 at 04:03 PM
cg, dmta ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 04:06 PM
Sio -
demented?
deranged?
deviant?
devious?
D - all of the above?
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 27, 2007 at 04:44 PM
Diva...dirty ;-)
but all of those fit.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 05:06 PM
dan, :P
Posted by: crossgirl | April 27, 2007 at 06:27 PM
Yeah, you're all right. Eating a pound of sugar is much healthier than a slice of meatloaf and some mashed potatoes.
Posted by: pete | April 28, 2007 at 12:28 AM
*snorks at Annie-where-but-here*
Posted by: Macy | April 29, 2007 at 07:26 PM
If it weren't for the potatos (thanks, Dan) and maybe not so much brown sugar, this would be a decent meal for those on a low-carb diet.
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 30, 2007 at 02:21 AM