YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
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April 27, 2007
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No, I'll just take the condom, please. Thanks.
Posted by: Bethie | April 27, 2007 at 06:24 PM
Because,I like to make lovely balloon animal sculptures.
Posted by: Bethie | April 27, 2007 at 06:25 PM
McTrojan???
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 06:26 PM
Did she go back and ask to Supersize it?
Posted by: Lairbo | April 27, 2007 at 06:29 PM
Water balloon, anyone?
Posted by: DeskDive | April 27, 2007 at 06:30 PM
**SSNNNOOOORRRKKK** @ Lairbo.
Would you?
Posted by: DeskDive | April 27, 2007 at 06:31 PM
Don't eat the green ones!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2007 at 06:35 PM
so it was a mr. happy meal?
Posted by: crossgirl | April 27, 2007 at 06:35 PM
Lairbo *snork*!
Posted by: CJrun | April 27, 2007 at 06:35 PM
DD - I missed when you changed your name. Did you finally relent because everyone misspelling it?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2007 at 06:36 PM
Lairbo *snork*!
Posted by: CJrun | April 27, 2007 at 06:37 PM
Check out those McNuggets.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2007 at 06:38 PM
okay, CJ, we get it - Lairbo's funny.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2007 at 06:39 PM
Annie - I did it when I answered CJ's "Dive" comment and then I forgot to undo it.
*snork* @ Mr. Happy's McNuggets. Wonder what Mrs. Happy thinks of him handing them out to kids.
Posted by: DeskDiva, back to the REAL spelling. | April 27, 2007 at 06:42 PM
For compensation, in New Zealand they settle for a burger and toy. Here, they settle out of court.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2007 at 06:46 PM
LOL crossgirl & Lairbo!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 06:59 PM
Hang the Bot!
Posted by: CJrun | April 27, 2007 at 07:15 PM
I thought they discontinued the McRibbeds.
Posted by: Stevie W | April 27, 2007 at 09:51 PM
They never get the condoments right.
Posted by: Stevie W | April 27, 2007 at 11:11 PM
So much for the "special sauce," eh, Stevie? *snork*
Posted by: Deskdiva | April 27, 2007 at 11:31 PM
In my best Apu voice:
Thank you, and come again!
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 28, 2007 at 12:24 AM
Nice, PirateBoy....Nice. Have you thought about doing voices for a living?
Posted by: Deskdiva | April 28, 2007 at 12:43 AM
Suzanne and Rowan Hatch
Came home late and locked up the latch.
At McDonald's they ate
And though it was late
He still wanted a midnight snatch.
Posted by: Stevie W | April 28, 2007 at 01:33 AM
I'm confused, or maybe it's just late. Or maybe both. Anyway, can someone explain this "sports bag" thing to me?
Posted by: Schadeboy | April 28, 2007 at 02:26 AM
It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
Posted by: Stevie W | April 28, 2007 at 02:34 AM
Stevie, Stevie, Stevie!!! LOL
Posted by: Deskdiva | April 28, 2007 at 02:51 AM
ty, deskdiver, tyvm.
Good morning.
Posted by: Stevie W | April 28, 2007 at 10:08 AM
OH, NO, Stevie.....not you, too!
*pouts for being sooooo misunderstood*
Posted by: Deskdiva | April 28, 2007 at 11:02 AM
Oh I get it. We're all avoiding the 'secret sauce' reference right? OK, I won't go there.
Posted by: DaChew | April 30, 2007 at 09:22 AM