WHY NOT? THEY HAVE MORE TALENT THAN PARIS HILTON
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April 27, 2007
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Whoa...nice toes.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2007 at 06:15 PM
They LOOK like Paris. Her humps, I mean.
Posted by: baligurl | April 27, 2007 at 06:15 PM
The one with the droopy eyelid looks kinda like Paris. Is it wearing underwear?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2007 at 06:16 PM
*snork* at annie!
wonders if they sing "my humps" for the talent portion.
Posted by: crossgirl | April 27, 2007 at 06:16 PM
And bigger lady lumps, too, Dave.
Posted by: DeskDive | April 27, 2007 at 06:17 PM
Ha - cg - psychic simul!!
Posted by: DeskDive | April 27, 2007 at 06:19 PM
prob not the only beauty pag. where the judges had to watch out for spit...
Posted by: russellmc | April 27, 2007 at 06:19 PM
They'll be doing a spitting contest for the talent competition.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 06:21 PM
Whut?
[and *snork* @ the psychics]
Posted by: Marjaa | April 27, 2007 at 06:32 PM
Meanwhile, not mine but His Humps!
Posted by: CJrun | April 27, 2007 at 08:17 PM
OH, STEAK. You deserve severe and unadulterated punishment.
Posted by: Deskdiva | April 27, 2007 at 11:45 PM
Annie - look at the clock. Do you see what time it is? THIS is how long it took me to get your first joke. I.......am a bloody simpleton!
*thwacks self on head*
Posted by: Deskdiva | April 27, 2007 at 11:57 PM
I wonder if they have to wear burkas?
Posted by: pete | April 28, 2007 at 12:41 AM
>Bedouin Arabs are intimately connected to camels
Yes, I had heard about them doing that.
Posted by: Ross | April 28, 2007 at 03:37 AM
This brings to mind an old joke with the punch line "Yeah, but you got the ugly one!"
I will tell no more in the interest of preserving the virginal propriety of the Internet.
Posted by: padraig | April 28, 2007 at 09:48 PM