WHAT IF YOUR NAME IS DICK?
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April 30, 2007
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or peter?
Posted by: crossgirl | April 30, 2007 at 12:04 PM
...or Tancredo?
Posted by: baligurl | April 30, 2007 at 12:05 PM
or vahjay?
Posted by: casey | April 30, 2007 at 12:07 PM
or...mine!
Posted by: Ophelia Rass | April 30, 2007 at 12:07 PM
Sanjaya?
Posted by: Mr. Completely | April 30, 2007 at 12:07 PM
...or Manilow
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2007 at 12:08 PM
Ophelia, yours is better than mine.
Posted by: Ginger Bush | April 30, 2007 at 12:08 PM
*goes to review Net Nazi settings*
Posted by: kibby F5™ | April 30, 2007 at 12:11 PM
What about Hummer ads?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 30, 2007 at 12:14 PM
They wouldn't block a word like "vagingo" for sure.
Posted by: Bethie | April 30, 2007 at 12:17 PM
or mine?
Posted by: Anita Johnson | April 30, 2007 at 12:19 PM
Hey! Nice to meet you!
Posted by: Anita Laye | April 30, 2007 at 12:22 PM
It's really bad for those of us of Oriental descent.
Posted by: Wang Yoo | April 30, 2007 at 12:23 PM
or mine...
Posted by: Ivanna Humpalot | April 30, 2007 at 12:23 PM
What about people who like Oregon State's sports teams?
Posted by: Beaver Fan | April 30, 2007 at 12:24 PM
hey Wang!!
Posted by: Suk Mee | April 30, 2007 at 12:24 PM
At least I'm famous.
Posted by: Pussy Galore | April 30, 2007 at 12:27 PM
hmm so am I ;-)
Posted by: Alotta V@gina | April 30, 2007 at 12:28 PM
Dat's enuf making der fun of der names!
Posted by: Dr. Turninkov | April 30, 2007 at 12:33 PM
I feel for the poor children of the Suk - Wang marriage. Little Pol and his sister Fuk.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 30, 2007 at 12:33 PM
I see nothing funny about this.
Posted by: Filter This | April 30, 2007 at 12:34 PM
Dick Hertz?
Posted by: Howard from Broward | April 30, 2007 at 01:07 PM
not as good - but does everybody remember ben dover, on the attendance sheet when you had a substitute.... his best friend was dick hertz. i hope to graduate next june.........
Posted by: queensbee | April 30, 2007 at 01:30 PM
Gay Talese is spinning in his grave, if he's dead that is.
Posted by: Kevin In JAX | April 30, 2007 at 01:32 PM
Mike Hunt. Sorry
Posted by: Reddsuss | April 30, 2007 at 01:55 PM
Anyone remember Pen Island?
Posted by: Bethie | April 30, 2007 at 02:02 PM
I met a guy named Richard Kliss. And yes, he went by Dick Kliss. True story. I could barely prevent laughing when he introduced himself: Hi, I'm dick1ess. At least that is what I heard.
Posted by: Roger | April 30, 2007 at 02:07 PM
Just got an unsolicited IM last week from a guy who named himself Ben Dover. Sheesh. Think he'd be at least a LITTLE original.
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 30, 2007 at 02:10 PM
I thought we had rules against this sort of thing!?
Posted by: Dick Trickle | April 30, 2007 at 03:25 PM
Don't forget Ben's sister Ailene.
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 30, 2007 at 03:36 PM
I made it through 8 years of Catholic school with Dick Payne. ISIANMTU.
Posted by: padraig | April 30, 2007 at 04:13 PM
My husband's name IS Dick, and I had the hardest time training my spam filter not to kick out his e-mails!!
Posted by: Jennifer | April 30, 2007 at 04:18 PM
I shudder to think what their response ewould have been had she been writing to complain of their being parsimonious and referred to them as being "niggardly."
Posted by: Richard L Wise | April 30, 2007 at 05:13 PM
padraig - if your 'payne' was school related, you should consult an attorney. The Catholic Church is paying out the wazoo lately, as it should.
bethie - I remember - too funny!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2007 at 06:41 PM
We had a lawsuit at work where one defendant was named, ISIANMTU, Jack Cass.
I wonder if he is one.
Posted by: Noob | April 30, 2007 at 07:25 PM
I went to college with Jack Hammer and his brother Mike. Jack's middle name? Daniel. ISIANMTU.
Posted by: Deskdiva | May 01, 2007 at 01:59 AM