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April 09, 2007

WEST VIRGINIA

Taking Care of Business

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They called the fire department to put out 1 roll of toilet paper?

Oh, and (proudly) first!

Who's on the design committee? Is the TpeaShooter designed to accomodate flaming rolls?

this being in West by-god Virginia, i'm surprised that he didn't throw a flaming Sears catalog or a phone book. he must have grown up rich to actually have toilet paper.

Jesse Ray Phillips, 39, was being held

Why do these guys always use three names?

Everyone inside the home escaped without injury on Tuesday and firefighters were able to quickly douse the toilet paper roll before it caused much damage to the house, said Huntington Fire Capt. Dave Bias.
Firefighters? That must have been one HUGE roll of flaming TP to require firefighters to be called in!

"The TPeaShooter™ does not yet have the capability for flaming rolls but we are seriously considering implementing it into our next model - The TPeaShooter II™. This new model will of course come equipped with its own extinguisher."

Thank you.

It's a trial run for the next terrorist attack, I'm tellin' ya!

Flaming TP? Must've been a REALLY BAD burrito.

That's the redneck version of the Molotov Cocktail!
Billy Joe Bob taught us all how to make 'em in Boy Scouts... .

He clearly dropped out of Halloween Pranks 101 at WVU before they got to the part about using poop and a lit paper bag.

(I hope my niece, a WVU graduate, does not see this.)

Does anyone have or can you get a copy of this article? I am really intrigued, personal reasons, as to exact information to this incident. Takes real brains, I just want to know exactly how little. You can email me at [email protected]

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