WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO KILL OURSELVES
(Thanks to Clean Hands, and of course the Big-Headed Gossip Lady)
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April 30, 2007
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There, there, Dave. You will survive. Have a drink and calm down.
Posted by: Bethie | April 30, 2007 at 05:08 PM
Yeah, I got botfocked four times and yet four first! Oh yeah! My best week ever! The bot is just preparing it's 24 night attack, I am sure.
Posted by: Bethie | April 30, 2007 at 05:09 PM
YAY CH!!
and YAY there IS a GOD!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2007 at 05:11 PM
Maybe she couldn't find any underpants to wear.
Posted by: Mikey | April 30, 2007 at 05:11 PM
the singer apparently thought that the club, which is known for its burlesque shows, would be a good place for her first post-rehab appearance.
why would this be, I wonder...
Posted by: mm | April 30, 2007 at 05:15 PM
I for one find the term "botfocked" inspired. Thank you.
Posted by: baligurl | April 30, 2007 at 05:15 PM
Mikey, it would appear that she was planning to appear in an underwear-optional venue, which would have been appropriate. I, for one, am gratified at her good judgement, and disappointed that she could not complete the assignation.
Posted by: Clean Hands | April 30, 2007 at 05:22 PM
Can you cancel a secret surprise concert that nobody knew about?
Posted by: Punkin Poo | April 30, 2007 at 05:27 PM
Punkin, that's kinda like that age-old question...
"If you have a concert, and no one shows up..."
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2007 at 05:33 PM
mikey, i have emailed you quite a few times. are you not getting em? just checking.
Posted by: judi | April 30, 2007 at 05:35 PM
Yes Siouxie, it makes a sound. A very horrible sound, like a million men vomiting simultaneously.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | April 30, 2007 at 06:32 PM
People say Britney's her own worst enemy, but I'm thinking...not while we're around.
Posted by: baligurl | April 30, 2007 at 06:36 PM
Thanks ok as RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE reunited this weekend. Granted it was only for one show but hey it could happen again.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | April 30, 2007 at 06:39 PM
Dang it my link didnt work. Ok let me try this again and I promise it is a safe link
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | April 30, 2007 at 06:42 PM
Speaking of dumb blondes....
I was at a fancy schmancy resort this week, and one morning there was a photo shoot around one of the pools. Three twig-thin blondes in teensie bikinis.
I have no idea what they were selling - probably lipstick or pools or something, but at one point I went to the ladies room, and as I sat there, I heard the distinct sound of high heels on tile heading my way. I cleverly deduced (since not many other women were wearing 6 inch heels with their bathing suits) that this must be "the models". Even though I was "done", I sat an evesdropped. The conversation went like this: (ISIANMTU)
"Like, oh my GAWD, my hair is, like, so flat!"
"Oh MY gawd! Your hair is, like, perfect! MY hair looks like shit!"
"Oh no way! I love your hair like that! It so TOTALLY doesn't suck!"
*flush*
*jiggle*
"Oh my GAWD! I am, like, so TOTALLY stuck in this bathroom right now!"
"Oh no WAY!"
"Yes, I swear! I am, like, stuck in the freaking BATHROOM!"
*one or two more minutes of jiggling and whining*
*ME, stiffling a fit of laughter*
*door busts open*
"Oh thank GAWD! I thought I was gonna, like, be stuck in there forEVER!"
(SIDENOTE: The stall had devishly clever sliding bolt locks. Clearly made to baffle the blondest of minds.)
I thought of what Judge Judy says: "Beauty fades, dumb is forever."
Posted by: Punkin Poo | April 30, 2007 at 06:57 PM
*snork* at Punkin! Great story. Sometimes "Gawd" has a sense of humor.
btw, Addicted - RAGE reunited at Coachella this past week-end. That's where I used to play polo. Sniff...I miss polo. :(
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2007 at 07:16 PM
Seconding the SNORK at Punkin's story. Reminds me of my own favorite saying: Sins can be forgiven, but stupidity is forever.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | April 30, 2007 at 08:23 PM
Oh My GAWD!! Punkin, that is like SO funny and like I'm just squatting here and like I'm like peeing in my pants...it's sooooo like *giggle*
*hair flip*
It's like so snorky ...and wow...like I have to wipe myself and like why did I like get like ONE little square of like TP??? This can't like possibly clean my like tw@t! It's like so like GROSS!! OMG!! I got some on my hand!!! *gag*
*hair flip*
EWWW gross me OUT!! I got it on my hair!! eeeek!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2007 at 10:30 PM
I liked the way they called her a toxic singer. Sounds fair.
Posted by: Kristina L. | April 30, 2007 at 11:09 PM
****snorksnorksnork**** @ bali, Punkin, Siouxie and Kristina. I'm having FITS reading this thread tonight! It had soooo much better writing than, say, 24....
Posted by: Deskdiva | May 01, 2007 at 01:00 AM
judi,
Sent you an email addressed "To judi from Mikey"
Would give my other address but then would have kill everyone on this blog.
Posted by: Mikey | May 01, 2007 at 05:31 AM
Personally, I was more intrigued by the Kirsten Dunst item - she "embraced her Mary Jane boobs." I didn't know they were calling them Mary Janes now?
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | May 01, 2007 at 06:55 AM
I, for one, would love to embrace Kirsten's Mary Jane Boobs too. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlyff | May 01, 2007 at 08:40 AM