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At least he didn't get involved with a cow. Then they'd be REAL mad.
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | April 28, 2007 at 09:41 AM
Is apologizing the way to get out of arrest warrants? I think we have a solution to the prison system overcrowdging.
Posted by: KOW | April 28, 2007 at 09:44 AM
Could we introduce Richard Gere to Paris? Seems like an appropriately clueless, vapid, egocentric and sexually challenged match.
Posted by: Meditrina | April 28, 2007 at 09:55 AM
This would have blown over in a day or two in Toad Suck. After the Shotgun Marriage.
Posted by: CJrun | April 28, 2007 at 10:05 AM
I think his wife might opt for the prison option though, or worse, divorce.
Posted by: Bethie | April 28, 2007 at 10:20 AM
Some apology. What a rude, thoughtless little pig.
Posted by: Stevie W | April 28, 2007 at 10:40 AM
KOW - my thoughts exactly. I guess when you say you're sorry it makes everything all better now.
Posted by: Deskdiva | April 28, 2007 at 10:49 AM
Now, now, Deskdiva, if he was really sorry he'd go to rehab. Rehab cures all don'tchaknow.
Posted by: almne | April 28, 2007 at 10:52 AM
Another out of touch Hollyweird brainless, clueless, twit, gets a dose of reality.
Maybe he will do to say, Saudi Arabia, and start a Christian, pork rind concession.
Posted by: Mikey | April 28, 2007 at 11:01 AM
The Indians should just be happy it was only Richard Gere. We could have sent Twatney over there!
Posted by: Val | April 28, 2007 at 11:11 AM
Okay, it's a start but when is he gonna apologize for Dr. T. and the Women, Autumn in New York and Runaway Bride?
Posted by: Lairbo | April 28, 2007 at 11:16 AM
*snork* @ Lairbo. Right.
I soooooo did not need to see the final scene of Dr. T. Some things should just NOT be filmed for the public.
Posted by: Deskdiva | April 28, 2007 at 11:19 AM
Mr. G and the Gerbils
Posted by: Mikey | April 28, 2007 at 11:21 AM
EW.
Posted by: Deskdiva | April 28, 2007 at 11:47 AM
Lairbo, he did make up for those with Shall We Dance.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2007 at 12:07 PM
"Richard Gere emerged from his month-long stay at the Imus Clinic for Cultural Insensitivity today and gave his first press conference.
'I again apologize for any offence I have caused. And to the more that 5 million Indians with the AIDS virus, I hope you have the decency and propriety to suffer at home, and not in public.'
He then said "I am focusing again on my career, starting a sequel to Pretty Woman. It's a prison film, and I'm the woman!"
He then took a huge bite of a quarter-pounder with cheese, jammed several squirrels in his pants, emitted some Howard-Deanish squawks, hopped in his brand new Humvee, and drove off."
Posted by: insomniac | April 28, 2007 at 01:11 PM
*SNORK* @ insom
except he forgot to reinsult the gay transexual dwarf dyslexic sheep...
Posted by: mm | April 28, 2007 at 01:28 PM
Lol, insom.
Posted by: Stevie W | April 28, 2007 at 01:30 PM
Before we get too down on Richard Gere, this is similar to Fred Phelps complaining about "homosexuals".
This is the FAR FAR Right wing nuts of India.
Posted by: Moon | April 28, 2007 at 08:53 PM
Apology is not good enough. He deserves death. Death. Muh HA HA HA HA HA HAH!
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | April 28, 2007 at 10:05 PM
Oh darn I forgot to change my name to Right Wing Nut of India before I wrote that. Um this is awkward.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | April 28, 2007 at 10:07 PM
Now we KNOW, Edgar!!! Or is your REAL name Gana Gadhav?
Posted by: Moon | April 28, 2007 at 10:32 PM
Shilpa comin' 'round New Delhi when she comes
Shilpa comin' 'round New Delhi when she comes
What the heck he's only human
Kissed that Pretty Shetty Woman
Shilpa comin' 'round New Delhi when she comes
Posted by: Stevie W | April 28, 2007 at 11:08 PM
*snork* Stevie.
Can I just say I love all you Weird Al Wannabes around here?
Posted by: Deskdiva | April 28, 2007 at 11:33 PM