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They can't possibly make my computer more hostile to me than it already is.
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April 11, 2007
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Hole #1: The OS is from SmallLimp.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 11, 2007 at 02:38 PM
Those would be Paris, Nicole, Twatney and Lindsay.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 11, 2007 at 02:40 PM
Anyone remember this gem of non-Dave humor from about 10 years ago?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 11, 2007 at 02:41 PM
Remember, folks, every OS sucks.
Posted by: Clean Hands | April 11, 2007 at 02:53 PM
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Posted by: almne | April 11, 2007 at 02:54 PM
Ahhhh... the American way. Announce publicly where the design flaws are. Because criminals don't read the news or the "patch updates." Brilliant.
Posted by: Meditrina | April 11, 2007 at 02:57 PM
*Note to self: Use only the comp at work to surf swedish teenage boy p0rn*
Posted by: random thunking | April 11, 2007 at 03:10 PM
Well, random, that way at least your MIL won't have anything to say about it. :)
And HEE HEE HEE to Hands.
"Solitaire never worked so smooth," indeed.
Posted by: Deskdiva | April 11, 2007 at 03:13 PM
Dave, let me remind you: YOU are responcible for what that computer does. If the wrong guys take over your computer, you could end up in Jail for a lonnnnnng time. And, believe me, it has happened before.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | April 11, 2007 at 03:14 PM
Why can't we all just wear a thong.
Posted by: posted by | April 11, 2007 at 03:20 PM
The world's biggest software maker defines a flaw as "critical" when it could allow a damaging Internet worm to replicate without the user's doing anything to the machine.
The say-curi-tay updates, on the other hand, download without the user's doing anything to the machine.
Posted by: | April 11, 2007 at 03:28 PM
You know how everytime there is an error, a little "send error report" shows up, and occasionally you get a "updates for your computer!" thingy. We are really trusting that Microsoft has no intentions of taking over the world.
Posted by: Bethie | April 11, 2007 at 03:33 PM
Have I mentioned lately how much I love my imac?
Posted by: marfie | April 11, 2007 at 03:51 PM
I am going to miss worrying about this kind of thing and dont worry Siouxie I am being good today
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | April 11, 2007 at 04:28 PM
You just have to know the right security people.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | April 11, 2007 at 04:35 PM
Steve you got me drooling man.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | April 11, 2007 at 05:26 PM
*snorks* @ Sio and pb!
Posted by: CJrun | April 11, 2007 at 05:50 PM
Steve, is that Chloe?
Posted by: Eleanor | April 11, 2007 at 07:03 PM
Obviously, you have not upgraded to Vista yet. :)
Posted by: Phil | April 12, 2007 at 12:58 AM
> They can't possibly make my computer more hostile to me than it already is.
Buy a Mac. Really. It helped me ;-)
Posted by: Dummy | April 12, 2007 at 05:39 AM