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April 30, 2007
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Disco really has gone downhill.
Posted by: Not my usual alias | April 30, 2007 at 12:10 PM
Well, Father's Day IS coming...
Posted by: Ginger Bush | April 30, 2007 at 12:11 PM
Come on baby light my @ss...
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2007 at 12:12 PM
Cool! Mood Toilets!
... is it low flow?
*sees about ordering one for his sister*
Posted by: kibby F5™ | April 30, 2007 at 12:13 PM
Siouxie, if we get one of these, we can say our a$$ seems lighter!
Posted by: Ginger Bush | April 30, 2007 at 12:13 PM
dang.
Posted by: baligurl | April 30, 2007 at 12:15 PM
Check for the National Underwriter(tm thingie)'s label, lest we have another flaming bidet emergency.
Posted by: Not my usual alias | April 30, 2007 at 12:15 PM
I seriously doubt this will help guys with their aim.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2007 at 12:15 PM
wonders of little men come out to steer your landing on that thing.
Posted by: crossgirl | April 30, 2007 at 12:15 PM
At least it's only on when the lid is up. To prevent accidents.
Posted by: almne | April 30, 2007 at 12:15 PM
Great. A spotlit target for toilet snakes.
Posted by: casey | April 30, 2007 at 12:20 PM
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 30, 2007 at 12:22 PM
*snork*@ meanie!
Posted by: baligurl | April 30, 2007 at 12:23 PM
We don't have problems with our aim. The payload always goes exactly where we point the hose.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 30, 2007 at 12:26 PM
I can hear it now - "Hey, Mom, blue and yellow make green!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2007 at 12:28 PM
Is that really where you want moths to gather?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2007 at 12:29 PM
Annie...There speaks an experienced mother!
Posted by: Betsy | April 30, 2007 at 12:30 PM
[the spybot's secret access code began with "pp". A coincidence? I think not!]
Posted by: Betsy | April 30, 2007 at 12:34 PM
We've come a long way from playing 'Sink the Cheerio.'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2007 at 12:34 PM
I want mine to play THIS!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2007 at 12:34 PM
Judging from this morning, ours plays the tube.
Posted by: baligurl | April 30, 2007 at 12:40 PM
heheheh...tubA...
Posted by: baligurl | April 30, 2007 at 12:42 PM
I don't suppose anyone is willing to describe.. The bot must've seen...something...and filtered it out..
Posted by: mm | April 30, 2007 at 12:51 PM
I can see this leading to some very untidy incidents when people go to visit Times Square, Vegas and other light-bulb-intensive places.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 30, 2007 at 12:52 PM
"Untidy" as in "oops, I peed on a 10,000-watt light bulb and blew myself to Kingdom Come?"
Posted by: Clean Hands | April 30, 2007 at 12:54 PM
What if, instead of the 2001 theme, you just had HAL's voice:
"I don't think you should do that, Dave."
Posted by: jon | April 30, 2007 at 12:58 PM
mm, it's a transparent toilet seat, wired with blue LEDs. I did not experience the audio, however, which apparently consisted of a disco beat synchronized with some pulsations in the light.
Posted by: Clean Hands | April 30, 2007 at 01:02 PM
CH - I was thinking only of sanitary implications. Don't even want to think of ..... of ...... *faints*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 30, 2007 at 01:03 PM
mm, if you're talking about the previous thread, I hovered over the name and the website www.dickhymen.com popped up. Clever post!
Posted by: baligurl | April 30, 2007 at 01:07 PM
CH - GOTTAGOWTFBBQ????
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2007 at 01:09 PM
Why would anyone encourage dancing at the potty?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2007 at 01:25 PM
*snork @ jon*
So...this was designed for the Batcave?
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 30, 2007 at 01:32 PM
Somehow I'm just not wild about the idea of plugging my toilet into electricity.
Posted by: the world has a fivver | April 30, 2007 at 01:36 PM
fivver - electro-slob therapy.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2007 at 01:38 PM
Perfect gift for a wannabe actress, who may never get to see her name in lights! At least, she'll have something else that is lit up...
Somehow, that doesn't read the way I meant it.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | April 30, 2007 at 01:39 PM
The next version will have a light-up scoreboard and will play 'Charge!'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2007 at 01:48 PM
Somehow I'm just not wild about the idea of plugging my toilet into electricity.
Perhaps is runs on natural gas?
Posted by: Buford | April 30, 2007 at 02:19 PM
Buford - I'm guessing the scoreboard runs on natural gas already - peee-yew!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2007 at 03:10 PM