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You would not believe how surgeons are taking things out of people these days. Seriously.
(Thanks to Jerry Chancellor and Dean Johnson)
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You would not believe how surgeons are taking things out of people these days. Seriously.
(Thanks to Jerry Chancellor and Dean Johnson)
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Doctors in New York have removed a woman’s gallbladder with instruments passed through her vagina...
*shudders*
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2007 at 11:52 AM
I have seen lots of $hit come out of people's mouths, verbally and physically. But a gall bladder. Yikes!
Posted by: Meditrina | April 30, 2007 at 11:53 AM
Hahahahahahaha!!!
I have a few men that I would like to volunteer to have their prostrates removed through their mouths!
Posted by: casey | April 30, 2007 at 11:54 AM
I would hate to have to say, "I can taste my spleen!"
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlyff | April 30, 2007 at 11:54 AM
that appendix through the mouth thing, seems they're going the long way around on that one...Just sayin'
Posted by: mm | April 30, 2007 at 11:55 AM
lol casey ...you and me both gf...you and me both!!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2007 at 11:56 AM
The catch: it may also leave a very unpleasant taste in your mouth – along with part of your spleen, prostate or perhaps your gall bladder.
Speaking of waking up with Trench Mouth!
See? Hot Shots wasn't that far off with the eye surgery through the rectum!
*returns to review movie for more late breaking scientific factoids*
"Ain't NO man taking that route with me!"
Posted by: kibby F5™ | April 30, 2007 at 12:01 PM
bleaaaaaah. what rocket scientist thought this crap up?? so you have a scar. go get some plastic surg. sheesh. ewww.
Posted by: queensbee | April 30, 2007 at 12:01 PM
"The idea is part of a broader trend to make surgery less invasive."
is it me, or does this seem decidedly MORE invasive?
Posted by: crossgirl | April 30, 2007 at 12:02 PM
My manager is on the waiting list for this surgery.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2007 at 12:04 PM
Doctors in New York have removed a woman’s gallbladder with instruments passed through her vagina...
*shudders*
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:52 AM on April 30, 2007
Q1: Size DOES matter?
Q2: Did she reach 'O'?
Posted by: kibby F5™ | April 30, 2007 at 12:16 PM
*Reviews available orifices*
*Panics*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 30, 2007 at 12:46 PM
Is this something my dentist can do?
Posted by: Calamari Joe | April 30, 2007 at 01:12 PM
Annie - that's known as a recto-cranial inversion.
And *snork* at MtB.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | April 30, 2007 at 01:17 PM
*crosses legs tightly*
*shuts mouth*
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 30, 2007 at 02:26 PM
2 years ago I decided to get a minor heart condition corrected and was told the procedure was painless and would last only 30 minutes. By painless they left out that their way of correcting the heart problem painlessly was to stick 2 catheders into either side of my happy stick and run wires all the way up to my heart. Oh, and the proceedure took 2 hours on a metal table with only a sheet in a 12 degree operating room with no anestisia and if I moved even a little bit I could kill myself. The funny side note to this, the cardioligist who performed this miracle of modern science.... Dr. Barry S. Pepper. Spleen out my mouth sounds like a walk in the park comparitively.
Posted by: Dr. Rickenstein | April 30, 2007 at 02:52 PM
Oh, and not that I'm bitter or anything. Just sayin!
Posted by: Dr. Rickenstein | April 30, 2007 at 02:53 PM
*Resumes panic*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 30, 2007 at 03:50 PM
According to Mrs. Deaner, since men do much of their thinking with their "happy stick", brain surgery on said men would be the only direct surgical path with any of these procedures.
Posted by: deaner | April 30, 2007 at 08:31 PM
Do these doctors even think about what the rest of us think about this kind of thing? Yuck!!!
Posted by: Kristina L. | April 30, 2007 at 10:47 PM