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Must be organized by transplanted toad lickers from Florida.
Which end do they suck anyway?
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | April 28, 2007 at 09:44 AM
Must be organized by transplanted toad lickers from Florida.
Which end do they suck anyway?
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | April 28, 2007 at 09:46 AM
Must be organized by transplanted toad lickers from Florida.
Which end do they suck anyway?
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | April 28, 2007 at 09:51 AM
*sets out blog coffee*
Hoppin' John anyone? Mighty tasty.
Posted by: Meditrina | April 28, 2007 at 09:52 AM
HEY! I was just there a couple weeks ago. I was gonna take a picture of the sign, but my husband wouldn't go back.
Posted by: baligurl | April 28, 2007 at 09:53 AM
*marks calendar for May 1st, to get there in time for gathering a race contestants*
Med knows about Hoppin' John?... truly an eclectic crowd hereabouts!
Posted by: CJrun | April 28, 2007 at 10:00 AM
I REALLY hate the bot.
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | April 28, 2007 at 10:02 AM
Thufferin' thuccotoads!!!!
Posted by: Stevie W | April 28, 2007 at 10:20 AM
Let me get this straight -
If you kiss a frog you get a prince.
If you suck a toad do you become a queen?
Posted by: From another world | April 28, 2007 at 10:24 AM
Baby's good and green you know
She's slimy as can be you know
She sucks toad
She's all brown and green and amphibian fine.
(groan)
Posted by: Stevie W | April 28, 2007 at 10:27 AM
This Sucks.
Posted by: Miss Nemo | April 28, 2007 at 10:41 AM
Wow - XMatt - a bot-induced hat trick! That's pretty special. The bot doesn't like me enough to do that. :)
Also, I misread this as Toe Suck Daze and I thought it was for foot fetishists. I was gonna suggest Siouxie go there to get her fill of toevage.
Posted by: Deskdiva | April 28, 2007 at 10:54 AM
Corrrrrrrrrrrection, Ms. D!
I do not have a foot fetish. I have a SHOE fetish. Although there are some 'round these parts that do. I'll model the strappy sandals for 'em ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2007 at 11:30 AM
Darn. The Toad Suck Daze store (upper left) isn't open yet. And I was gonna get Annie that G-string she's been wanting.
(For her guitar, you perverts, her guitar.)
Posted by: Stevie W | April 28, 2007 at 11:37 AM
Shoes for Siouxie!
pssst, they're having Free Shipping...
Posted by: Eleanor | April 28, 2007 at 11:42 AM
oooooooohhhhhhh!! shoeeeeeesssiesssss!!
Thank you El!!! you are the BEST!!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2007 at 11:52 AM
I wasn't suggesting that you have a foot fetish...it's all about the toevage. :)
Posted by: Deskdiva | April 28, 2007 at 12:07 PM
But the crew at KATV look so perky, they must have already started the Toad Suckin'
Posted by: russellm | April 28, 2007 at 06:31 PM
Toad Suck Daze WBAGNFARB
Also, do you suck the toad, or does the toad suck you - I am soooo innocent about these things.
Posted by: Ross | April 28, 2007 at 07:03 PM
Just to clear things up, Toad Suck is a city in Arkansas. It's just a hop away from Bald Knob.
Posted by: Phlogiston | April 29, 2007 at 01:23 AM
Dick Morris thought it was Toe Suck Daze - boy, was he disappointed.
I know lots of places named something "Lick" (for the boring reason that there are surface deposits of salts there) but why on God's green earth would any place be named Toad Lick? To the best of my Google, there is no definitive answer to this burning question.
I thought Bumpass, VA was a wacky name, but it is named after the Bumpass family (nothing funny about that, right?)
Then of course, there is Dildo, Newfoundland. Don't miss the annual Dildo Daze!
Posted by: Wally Ballou | April 29, 2007 at 07:48 AM
Duh, I mean "Toad Suck". Toad Lick I could understand.
Posted by: Wally Ballou | April 29, 2007 at 08:18 AM