GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND

Defective Automatic Trousers

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

UPDATE: I once wore a pair of these trousers (the Air Force pilots I talked to called them "go-fast pants") when I was taken for a ride in an F-16. It was an unforgettable experience, in the sense that when you throw up that many times, you remember it. Here is my account.

Comments

[Claire]

It's the wrong trousers, Gromit!

[Siouxie]

Were those yours, Dave?

[crossgirl]

Swedish forces investigators said it was "very likely" that the deadly trousers were to blame for the incident.

funny, that's the same line i gave my mom in high school after a particularly entertaining friday night.

[Siouxie]

*waves @ Claire*!

nice bumpin' into ya!

[mm]

expando-pants...I could use a pair of those...

[crossgirl]

geesh, siouxie, what am i? chopped meat cake?

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

My wife would probably smack me if I called her a "Strick-jocky".

[insomniac]

"dammit, Q, these pants were designed to eject themselves at the right moment, not me along with them! I had famous double-agent Alotta Meatcake where I wanted her, activated the pants, and now she's dead! Oh, and Stockholm was destroyed by the plane."

[Siouxie]

*snork* @ CG!! didn't see ya there!!

so sowwwry ;-)

[crossgirl]

removes invisibility cloak. can you see me now!?

[Siouxie]

YES!!!!

*jumps up and down for joy!!!*

*waves @ crossgirl!!*

[CJrun]

It's all fun and games until somebody has a trouser-based disaster!

[mm]

the ejector switch...perhaps wishing to rid itself of old-school fleshy control and fly free..

one letter, just one letter

(a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste)

[KCSteve]

"This was a purely trouser-based disaster."

That's the same story I tried!

[jon]

Wardrobe Malfunction?

[Ford79]

The moral of the story: be very careful as to where you pop trou.

[DeskDiva]

cg - I sooooooo wanna hear the details of that high school incident.... ;)

*snork*

[Siouxie]

Dave, I remember reading that...hysterical!

[crossgirl]

jumps up and down for joy!!!*

wishes someone would jump up and down for me...

[crossgirl]

i went to school with a girl who was known as miss "go-fast pants". wonders if that's where they got the name from.....

[crossgirl]

i went to school with a girl who was known as miss "go-fast pants". wonders if that's where they got the name from.....

[DeskDiva]

*jumps up and down for cg*

*OK - and for the boys, too*

MNSFW

[Mot the Hoople]

So a wardrobe malfunction totals a $30M jet plane. The SA Air Foece has purchased a lot of these multi-role jets, I reckon they should insist on a re-design.

[Stevie W]

Trouser snakes on a plane.

[DeskDiva]

*snork!!* @ Stevie

The joke that will NEVER die....

[jon]

I think the ladies of the blog need a trampoline for all that jumpin'..

[Mad Scientist Weasel]

Maybe they could use the go fast trouser in the boyfriend trouser ad...

anything you can do I can do better.... No you can't...yes I can...

*kaboom*

[DeskDive]

Is that a rocket in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

*snork* @ Mad

[crossgirl]

*snork* at mad!!

[Bethie]

Oh my god, I so could not ride in one of those fighter planes. I guess if you think back to that it makes your air travel problems seem incrediby fun.