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How can I work
Has well proportioned EAR toHEADSIZE ratio.
into casual conversations?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 26, 2007 at 03:07 PM
WTF?
But they're not selling anything now:(
Posted by: almne | April 26, 2007 at 03:10 PM
Lots of great feedback, but I think one of my favorites it:
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlyff | April 26, 2007 at 03:10 PM
My favorite comment:
What a hoot! I have GOT to remember to do this on my next auction.
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 26, 2007 at 03:11 PM
These are comments, not about the member, but by the member to others that he/she has interacted with.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlyff | April 26, 2007 at 03:12 PM
I love this one:
CONFUSED— the ouija board says I should poison my wife, the 8-BALL says to wait.
LOL
Posted by: Siouxie | April 26, 2007 at 03:12 PM
I did love the comments, but I was hoping they had a list of items to sell as well.
Posted by: almne | April 26, 2007 at 03:14 PM
Very good, Bãrön. I'm so glad you don't need any more punishment!
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 26, 2007 at 03:14 PM
Or on page 2:
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlyff | April 26, 2007 at 03:16 PM
Wait... Can I buy punishment on eBay?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 26, 2007 at 03:16 PM
In varying forms, DPC, yes.
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 26, 2007 at 03:20 PM
Damn you work place fire wall. Oh well at least I check it out at home on my iMac.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | April 26, 2007 at 03:23 PM
Punishment.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 26, 2007 at 03:24 PM
DPC... Why buy it when all you have to do is... !
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlyff | April 26, 2007 at 03:24 PM
oooooooh! interesting...
Posted by: mm | April 26, 2007 at 03:25 PM
So I went to the Toys and Hobbies section, but none of those items are what I'm looking for.
A+ the kidney was well packed--preserved and, so far, seems to be working fine!
What's the return policy if/when it fails?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 26, 2007 at 03:26 PM
At last! We finally see someone who's got the guts to leave some honest feedback on eBay!
Posted by: Schadeboy | April 26, 2007 at 03:27 PM
Baron! I'd smack ya again if you didn't like it so much!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 26, 2007 at 03:30 PM
See DPChris... no need to pay for punishment when you can get it from Siouxie and Mistress
DeskDiva for free.Posted by: Bãrön vønKlyff | April 26, 2007 at 03:32 PM
Bãrön, love, you are just jonesin' for a beatdown, ain't ya?
*glares*
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 26, 2007 at 03:36 PM
I do realize that I could do that, but the pleasure would be far outweighed by the pain of having to look at BM links in order to use them...
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 26, 2007 at 03:39 PM
Oooooohhhhh..... Baybeeeeeeeee. Spank me harder!!!
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlyff | April 26, 2007 at 03:39 PM
Nuh uh. Gotta leave you wanting more.... ;)
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 26, 2007 at 03:43 PM
The thing is DPC, you never actually have to look at the link... just:
1. Google offensive celeb (BM, Twatney, Tom Arnold, etc...)
2. Without clicking, save link to offensive celeb (Madonna, Liberace, David Blaine, etc...)
3. There is no 3
4. Paste Link into Linky Thingy™
5. Let the
good times rollspanking ensuePosted by: Bãrön vønKlyff | April 26, 2007 at 03:43 PM
I've never been able to figure out that Link Thingy™.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 26, 2007 at 03:48 PM
*SMACKS Chris*!!!!
damn you...damn you both!!
my beautiful brown eyesssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 26, 2007 at 03:52 PM
DP Chris, ooooo... you, you, you... I'm gonna let the bloggals deal with you.
Posted by: Clean Hands | April 26, 2007 at 03:52 PM
Thank you.
May I have another?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 26, 2007 at 03:57 PM
Ohhh Chrisssssssss??? come here...
Posted by: Siouxie | April 26, 2007 at 04:00 PM
Another bloggal? Here I am!
Posted by: Suzy Q | April 26, 2007 at 04:00 PM
Your link is going to have to wait until I get home. My work firewall isn't nearly as liberal as yours is, Siouxie.
Two blog gals! Yea!!!
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 26, 2007 at 04:05 PM
For some reason I find this vaguely disturbing
"sold me her SOUL, I opened the box and IT WAS DAMAGED."
no real reason to be disturbed, just am.
Posted by: Miss Nemo | April 26, 2007 at 04:06 PM
I just had to send the link to this to everyone. I laughed so hard that I am literallly going to need to go redo my makeup.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | April 26, 2007 at 04:09 PM
It's ok Chris...just some harmless nipple clamps...
Posted by: Siouxie | April 26, 2007 at 04:12 PM
what a shock that there would be weird stuff on ebay! whoda thunk that!
Posted by: queensbee | April 26, 2007 at 04:16 PM
With a spring mechanism, or threaded?
A+package arrived safe,in one piece,and the 'object' still pulsating when opened
Oh, My.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 26, 2007 at 04:18 PM
um...the adjustable, sliding kind.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 26, 2007 at 04:25 PM
You could use the cheap kind.
Just a suggestion.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 26, 2007 at 04:29 PM
Or, better yet...
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 26, 2007 at 04:33 PM
Next time don't write CONTAINS PORN in big red letters all over the box! sheesh!
I love this! Gives me an idea for the next time I send a care package to my son in southern California :-)
Posted by: Val | April 26, 2007 at 04:38 PM
Oh, VAL!! You are a GREAT mom! HOW funny....
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 26, 2007 at 04:45 PM
ROFCFL! (Rolling on the floor crying from laughter)
Posted by: Dennis | April 26, 2007 at 05:14 PM
Nemo, you were disturbed because the next line was something like, 'Plus it had a strange smell.'
Me? I'm just disturbed....
Posted by: CJrun | April 26, 2007 at 07:02 PM
You can definitely buy punishment on eBay.
Posted by: Moon | April 26, 2007 at 09:28 PM
Dang, I already have that one.
Posted by: tmcguinn1 | April 26, 2007 at 10:39 PM
LSHIPIMP
(Laughed So Hard I Peed In My Pants)
Posted by: Bern Wood | April 27, 2007 at 10:26 AM
Try this --
Start at the end (the earliest feedbacks left) and read them in reverse. It tells the seven-year story of someone slowly losing his (her?) mind.
Posted by: Ladderless | April 27, 2007 at 11:24 AM
i have a A+ blood type ,30 years old, complete helthy, never drinked or smoked. i am ready to sell my kidney. i will travel any where. i sell it to best offer. offer me at mazkal13@hotmail.com.
Posted by: mran | September 12, 2007 at 04:07 AM