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"... and massage his cracked feet along with the soft spots of his ample butt."
That ALSO reminds me of the time I had to sit and wait during Nordstrom's semi-annual shoe sale.
Posted by: Stevie W | April 27, 2007 at 09:38 AM
Sounds like a viagra commercial.
First?
Posted by: ArcticAl | April 27, 2007 at 09:38 AM
*^$@(&Q(^Q(*&&^$$$ BOT!
Posted by: ArcticAl | April 27, 2007 at 09:39 AM
They get bored. They don't even have any desire to reproduce, no sex drive.
So they're a married couple. Big deal.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 27, 2007 at 09:41 AM
Kama Sumatran?
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 09:42 AM
They are aware that they need another rino, right?
Posted by: From Another World | April 27, 2007 at 09:43 AM
"The odds of a successful union improve if the female doesn't inflict serious wounds with her long, razor-sharp canines, Riyanto said."
Uh, women? Don't get any ideas either.
Posted by: Stevie W | April 27, 2007 at 09:43 AM
oh and YAY judi for the headline!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 09:44 AM
"Sumatran rhinos also need long, regular wallows in gooey mud unsullied by their own waste to feel good."
Don't we all?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | April 27, 2007 at 09:47 AM
Do they mind if it's sullied with someone else's waste?
Posted by: Stevie W | April 27, 2007 at 09:50 AM
Hammie...that's just for the mud wrestling.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 09:52 AM
The horn of a Bentley Continental is way more effective than a rhino's. Just ask the blog gals.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | April 27, 2007 at 10:07 AM
I hear the Sumatran is best when medium-roasted. Then you grind it, form it into a puck-shape, and force hot water through it at ...
What? Oh, rhinos...
Never mind.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | April 27, 2007 at 10:12 AM
Mot, don't know about the horn...but the back seat is pretty comfty....
uh..Annie told me.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 10:23 AM
Oh, and Yay! to Ulekewan Manetepe!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | April 27, 2007 at 10:29 AM
*sigh*
Nobody cares enough about my sex life to involve "mud, massages and frequent foot rubs." Unless, of course, there are takers out here....? ;)
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 27, 2007 at 10:39 AM
Taker
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 27, 2007 at 10:48 AM
DeskDiva - I'll ask my wife, but I have a feeling she won't go for it. ("But honey, I'm just doing it for someone on the blog. It's like community service work!")
Posted by: Scott | April 27, 2007 at 10:58 AM
DD, I care...
Posted by: Hammond Rye | April 27, 2007 at 11:08 AM
Diva, I'd take you up on it, but I can only have one girlfriend (NTTAWWT)and Punkin would
smotherhurt me ;-)Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 11:13 AM
DD - I would, but my wife doesn't let me date.
Unreasonable, I know.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | April 27, 2007 at 11:29 AM
Take him to the Spearmint Rhino. That might make him horny.
Posted by: Stevie W | April 27, 2007 at 11:31 AM
Some women are weird like that, honey...
*glares @ Mr.C*
Posted by: Mrs. C | April 27, 2007 at 11:32 AM
*snork* @ Siouxie*
And awwwww....you guys are soooooo sweet. Well, Hammie anyway. *bats eyelashes* DPC - is that your pirate nature showing? Rrrrrrrrowwrrrr....
Scott, your wife is smart to keep you on a short leash. Er. As it were.... ;)
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 27, 2007 at 11:33 AM
Arrrrrrr
Unless you be the one wearin' the leather, Lass. Then I'd be happy to swab yer p...
I'm typing out loud again, aren't I?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 27, 2007 at 11:52 AM
I think they are messaging the wrong spots.
Posted by: Dr. Doug | April 27, 2007 at 12:10 PM
As always, Chris.... But I like it that way. I ALSO like leather. Just sayin'.
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 27, 2007 at 12:21 PM
Um...Dr. Doug...? That would be massaging, not messaging, and there is. no. wrong. spot. :)
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 27, 2007 at 12:22 PM
*Consults clipboard*
"Whoooa! The lady's right! It does say massaging, not messaging. OK, let's get that cable out of ..."
"But, Boss, we've already installed the router."
"Steam clean it, no one will know."
Posted by: Verizon | April 27, 2007 at 12:48 PM
*absolutely laughing out loud at verizon*
Posted by: crossgirl | April 27, 2007 at 12:55 PM
EWWWW
Can you plug me now?
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2007 at 01:09 PM
"Don't get any ideas"
No problem, never do
Posted by: Gadfly | April 27, 2007 at 01:43 PM
Talk about performance anxiety...
Posted by: LaFlamme | April 27, 2007 at 02:33 PM