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Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 30, 2007 at 08:57 AM
I think the cops and the magistrate are barking mad.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | April 30, 2007 at 08:58 AM
“The law is not an ass.”
Of course not. A donkey, maybe, but not an ass.
Posted by: mm | April 30, 2007 at 09:00 AM
YAY Ducky!!!
uh...I mean *WOOF!!!*
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2007 at 09:46 AM
Hell, I bark at dogs all the time.
Posted by: pj the barbarian | April 30, 2007 at 09:58 AM
It's probably a good thing the cops didn't speak "dog".
They probably would have arrested the labradors and held them for 60 days under "The Protection of the HinterLand" Act.
Posted by: kibby F5™ | April 30, 2007 at 10:04 AM
Dangit, there goes my plans for tonight. I was all ready to get cheeky and bark like a dog.
Posted by: casey | April 30, 2007 at 10:19 AM
pj, I do too! As long as they are securely restrained, of course...
Posted by: estrogen centrale | April 30, 2007 at 10:32 AM
Naming your son "Karen" will cause more emotional distress than barking at dogs will anyday.
Posted by: Stevie W | April 30, 2007 at 10:36 AM
Casey, what are you doing next Friday?
Posted by: Stevie W | April 30, 2007 at 10:37 AM
Well Stevie, obviously not barking....
Posted by: casey | April 30, 2007 at 10:47 AM
Serious note:/Just considering the fact that this is kinda like road rage for cops. Maybe some therapy is in order?/end seriousossicity.
Oops - been hangin' out with OtheU too long....
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 30, 2007 at 10:55 AM
casey?? but can we howl???
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2007 at 11:06 AM
Siouxie, if you and I ever got together, I fear WE would be blamed for global warming! ;)
Posted by: casey | April 30, 2007 at 11:10 AM
cuz we be sooooooooooo hawt! lol
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2007 at 11:21 AM
NEWS FLASH
Miami Florida (Yes, of the USA) - Warrents have been issued for over half of famed humo(u)r writer Dave Barry's blog's (click here) contributors.
Police agencies across the country are Fanning out to apprehend the suspects. Allegedly caught in print of "barking like a mad pack of dogs" these bloggers are being sought in connection with ".. insighting unrest, duress and 'common indecency' ... on an Internet-enabled dog pound". When asked if these allegations are true, Blog Goddess & Research Assistant Judi responded, "Yep, meow!".
Further information is sketchy at the time of publishing but it's rumoured that squirrels have hacked Mr. Barry's blog. If indeed this is true, further allegations of "Identity Theft" can be forthcoming. Additionally we could be seeing the "Squirrel Identity Theft" (SIT!) defense being persued.
Check back regularily (and often) for further breaking news.... neener!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | April 30, 2007 at 11:38 AM
*snork* at everybody!!
(And if any Northumbrian rozzers are reading, a *snork* is NOT a bark, so back off!)
Posted by: Betsy | April 30, 2007 at 12:07 PM
You're ALL daft. Especially the Northumbrian rozzers. (Would that BAGNFARB?)
Posted by: Mr. Completely | April 30, 2007 at 01:14 PM
A daft young lad made a daft little growl
At two Labradors who were barking at him
“He’s an animal!” “He’s criminal!” “His barking’s subliminal!”
He was cuffed and dragged off, rather grim.
Now, the owners weren’t angry, t’wasn’t they with the beef
That would charge the unemployed with such speed.
Nay, t’was the bobbies & magistrate who, filled with such hate
Decided an example was best for his breed.
Then Judge Beatrice, bless her, a woman of class
Decreed decisively, “The law is not an ass!”
Posted by: MOTW | April 30, 2007 at 02:31 PM