YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY DO WITH IT AFTER THEY PICK IT
(Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)
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You've got to be careful with that wild tea. You can never be sure it wont turn on you.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 30, 2007 at 10:18 AM
First to say... Huh? and then Why?
Posted by: Barön vønKlyff | March 30, 2007 at 10:18 AM
Well, if the bot hadn't attacked I would have been first.
However, I do have to say that Monkey Picked Tea sounds better than this Kopi Luwak Coffee
Posted by: Barön vønKlyff | March 30, 2007 at 10:21 AM
Monkey tea, monkey doo?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2007 at 10:22 AM
I thought this was gonna be about boogers...
Posted by: Siouxie | March 30, 2007 at 10:22 AM
eeeeeeek ewwwwwwwwww Baron!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 30, 2007 at 10:26 AM
I knew I could get an ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww out of you, Siouxie.
Again, Happy Friday.
Posted by: Barön vønKlyff | March 30, 2007 at 10:30 AM
do spider monkeys pick spiders?
Posted by: crossgirl | March 30, 2007 at 10:30 AM
Baron- I'll try the monkey poop coffee if you want to try the weasel coffee
Posted by: diverdowndoc | March 30, 2007 at 10:31 AM
Now, that's pretty funky too, ddd.
Posted by: Barön vønKlyff | March 30, 2007 at 10:36 AM
Happy Friday to you too, Baron ;-)
*accck* ddd!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 30, 2007 at 10:40 AM
passes on the coffee. and the beverage picking monkeys. i want one of those toilet cleaning chimps.
Posted by: crossgirl | March 30, 2007 at 10:43 AM
I don't know about that tea, but I'm all over the crocodile curry!
Posted by: jon | March 30, 2007 at 10:48 AM
And we'll wash it all down with some nice scorpion infused vodka!
Posted by: jon | March 30, 2007 at 10:58 AM
Ummm, looking at those links, are we sure its not already April Fools day where you guys are?
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | March 30, 2007 at 11:04 AM
I hope not, Matt; I've just run up all my credit cards!
Posted by: jon | March 30, 2007 at 11:05 AM
i don't what them pulling my leg or my "rehion"....that's just sick
Posted by: Keilwerth LA | March 30, 2007 at 11:06 AM
Looking at the text of the monkey-picked tea, I'd guess the specially-trained monkeys did the typing also.
Posted by: mike green | March 30, 2007 at 11:07 AM
I bypassed the 'bot, AGAIN !!
Ha HA Ha (my evil laugh)
Posted by: mike green | March 30, 2007 at 11:09 AM
Try a steaming cup of many weed tea.
Posted by: fivver | March 30, 2007 at 11:09 AM
too bad it's not monkey-poop coffee, but i guess the name capuchin-o was taken (or maybe capuchin-eau for the french market...)
maybe "rhesus pieces" for the monkey tea...
"monkey picked tea: Because there's some jobs political prisoners just aren't good for...yet!"
Posted by: insomniac | March 30, 2007 at 11:56 AM
*snork* @ insom
"rhesus pieces" Heh. **SNORK**
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 30, 2007 at 12:11 PM
I don't like the way they call their slaved laborers 'monkeys' ...
Posted by: I pooted | March 30, 2007 at 12:16 PM
So, are they saying that Monkey Picked Tea is tea that has been picked by monkeys, or tea that has been picked by Mickey, Davey, Peter, and Mike?
I can hear it now. You're walking around in remote mountain region of China, minding your own business, thinking how nice it would be to have a cup of tea picked by monkeys, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, you start hearing this:
Here we come, walkin'
Down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
Every one we meet.
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees!
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy picking wild tea
To put anybody down.
Posted by: Schadeboy | March 30, 2007 at 12:35 PM
Wild Tea? Does that mean people go ape-sh!t over it?
Posted by: marfie | March 30, 2007 at 01:07 PM
from ddd's 9:31 post -
How do you clean weasel-barf tea? Autoclave? Alcohol? All of the above?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 30, 2007 at 01:17 PM
Wild tea
You make my taste buds sing
Yeah, you make everything groovy
Drinkin’...
Wild tea
Wild tea
I think I’ll drink you
Wild tea
But can I trust those monkeys for sure?
Wild tea
A brew so rare
Wild tea
C'mon...
Wild tea
You make my taste buds sing
You make everything groovy
Wild tea
C'mon c'mon wild tea
C'mon c'mon wild tea
Drinkin’ drinkin’ wild tea
C'mon c'mon wild tea
Wild tea
C'mon climb up those trees
Wild tea
I think I'll drink you
Posted by: marfie | March 30, 2007 at 01:20 PM
awesome earwig, marfie!!! nicely done ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | March 30, 2007 at 01:51 PM
*passes Siouxie a "wild" mojito*
Posted by: marfie | March 30, 2007 at 02:11 PM
*gulp*
thanks, marfie!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 30, 2007 at 02:33 PM
Fivver, from here on out, I will use the phrase "Many-Weed Tea" when I mean S***. THank you for your contribution, and might I add an Eeeeeewwww to the chorus?
Posted by: Prairie Dog | March 30, 2007 at 04:11 PM
Did you see the "species" designation at the right side of the screen?
These days, the phrase "macaca mulatta" would get an awful lot of people in trouble, especially politicians using it in public.
It's quite a mouthful even if you've heard of macaque monkeys before.
They've tried to be politically correct, asserting (on what basis? squirrel surveillance cameras?) that no monkeys could possibly have been mistreated in the course of being required to harvest tea from cliffs all day every day. But the species name is a no-win thing to publicize ...
My own only regret is that my comment is way too late to inspire one of our resident poets to add a verse. They've obviously already struck home....
Posted by: Avon | March 30, 2007 at 04:56 PM