WHY WE LOVE CHLOE

We have no choice.

Via Geek, thanks to Steve "The Amazing Steve" Pietrowicz)

Comments

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

*more drool...*

[Suzy Q]

*smooches to Chloe*

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Why is she packin' two different sidearms? That's just silly.

[Siouxie]

Chloe's hot!!

*says that in a non-l3sbian way (NTTAWWT)of course*

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

I need to get a thigh holster like that.

[fivver]

*attack of the vapours*

[KCSteve]

Sorry, despite the fact that those are clearly guns modified to only fire blanks, she still needs to keep her booger hooks off the bang switches!

And she needs to go on Xavier's Idiots With Guns page.

That aside, nice picture!

[Olo Baggins of Bywater]

Dang.....but she uses a Mac, so there goes that little fantasy.

[Dylan]

If you haven't already, check the Geek link, more good stuff...

[DeskDiva]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE Chloe!!!

[DeskDiva]

I just wanna BE Chloe.

[Cheesewiz]

Not to be fussy but where did the other gun come from if she has only one holster?

[Lairbo]

Chzwz: An ankle holster. Yeah, that's it. An ankle holster...

[Clean Hands]

I don't care. It's all good.

[DeskDiva]

CH - do you need me to get the blogmop?

[Clean Hands]

Might not be a bad idea.

[DeskDiva]

*grabs blogmop and spare gloves, just in case*

[Cheryl Howard]

KC, wild link. That is why this house is armed only with a mere Wagner 9" cast iron skillet and a Great Dane.

[Ford79]

Today's haiku:

Chloe in leather.
Fantasize vigorously.
Hyperventilate.

I think I'll just let it go (so to speak) at that.

[Renee (the First)]

And every male blogit goes into shock . . .

[Addicted to 24]

Dang you Dave,

I had the coolest desktop pic on the block and I was quite happy with it (please note this does not break my lent pledge to abandon linking to Manilow as this does not link to Manilow.

But now I have to change it.

And for those of you who know yes that is Rorscach and yes they are making the movie and yes I am worried to.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Silly boyz. The other gun is her victim's gun. She has obviously overpowered him.

[DeskDiva]

Snappy comeback, there, Annie. Way to defend our Chloe!

[DeskDiva]

^5s AWbh.

[ArcticAl]

WOWSER!!!!!!!!

I think I'm in LOVE!

[Schadeboy]

Who would win in a fight; Chloe, or Abby Sciuto?

[Annie Where-but-here]

^5s DeskDiva

Did I mention I have that very same outfit? And hair? And attitude?

Shall I mention it again?

[fivver]

Schadeboy, I'd have to put my money on River Tam.

[Cheesewiz]

Now that linking to Manilow has been mentioned, remember last April Fool's Day? Dave tricked us all into following a link to BM himself.

This year we must all be vigilant! Like Chloe with one or two guns and ballistic nylon and leather and....Sorry I was drifting.

So be careful out there on Sunday. Dave is planning something.

[Kathybear]

Shouldn't those be tasers?

[otis wildflower]

"Fantasize vigorously."

Very diplomatic use of three syllables. I had another such word in mind, far less suitable for polite company..

[Clean Hands]

Bullettothebrainpansquish

[fivver]

*snork @ CH*

[O'theU(manity)]

OK ... so she's ... um ... kinda cute ... the fact that she's got fake guns, however, makes me wonder whut else is fake about the entire 24-Jack Bauer-Chloe-CTU concept ... merely ... OK, she's a bit more than merely KINDA cute ...

[DeskDiva]

**snorkinsnorkin** @ ch (AS ALWAYS)

And Annie - I think you need to mention that as early and often as possible.

And I can't pick - It's a tossup between Chloe, Abby and Penelope Garcia. Charlie's Angels for a new generation....

[Wyo Cowboy]

I've always loved Chloe, now I'm passionate about it.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Wyooooooo! Did you know I look a lot like Chloe? Sometimes we even share clothes.

[Wyo Cowboy]

Hmmmmmmmmm,

*speachless*

[Just Ducky]

WYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Lucky me--I flapped in at just the right time. How's it going?

[Wyo Cowboy]

We're in the midst of a three day blizzard. not been out for two days, and not goin' out tomorrow, either. watchin' old Hitchcock movies.

[Just Ducky]

Hitchcock sounds appropriate for a blizzard. How many ft. of snow do you have now?

[Wyo Cowboy]

Hard to say, as it's very wet and heavy, but about 18-20 inches on the level. Problem is we've had three days of 35 mph winds. All the roads are closed, nobody's goin' anywhere. poor little calves are getting broke-in to life real quickly.

*having trouble not picturing Annie in black leather.*

[Just Ducky]

*smacks Wyo for his lascivious thoughts*

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr. Who's taking care of the livestock? And how? And, when do you actually get spring up there? Inquiring ducks want to know!

[Annie Where-but-here]

We had a calf born in similar circumstances. Nearly froze to death. Had to resuscitate him with alcohol. We named him 'Whiskey.'
I wore more than black leather that day.

[Wyo Cowboy]

http://www.wunderground.com/US/WY/Sheridan/KSHR.html

see for yourself.

[Wyo Cowboy]

we have victims volunteers staying at the ranch and out where my horses are. They're wading out and feeding the critters.

[Just Ducky]

Wow, and to think I was whining today about the drizzly rain when I had to take Mom to the dr. At least here it was in the 70's.

*decides not to whine, after all*

Wyo, how do you kidnap find these volunteers?

[Wyo Cowboy]

They own some of the livestock. this creates some sense of purpose for them. a vested interest, if you will.

I've heard there's as much as 60" of new snow up on the mountain. way cool.

[Just Ducky]

I'll bet it's beautiful, but I'm stickin' with BRRRR.

*thinks a mug of hot chocolate sounds good right now*

[Annie Where-but-here]

I love snow like that - makes a good margarita slushy. Especially since it was 85 here today.

[Just Ducky]

Are you offering margaritas, slushy or otherwise, Annie?

*hopeful look*

[Siouxie]

WYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LTNS!!

WOWSA!! 18 inches...and all I can pray for is...um...nevermind I'm typing out loud here ;-)

pssst...btw...I'm always picturing Annie in leather in a non-lesbi@n kinda way (NTTAWWT).

[Wyo Cowboy]

I'm a lesbian, trapped in a man's body.

just sayin'.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Certainly! Here's-
*margaritas for us gals
*a margarita for Wyo
*and fresh whiskey for my horses..

heading home to cool off. c-ya in a bit (preferably a snaffle!)

[Addicted to 24]

Annie,

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[Wyo Cowboy]

My margarita had no lime.

at least that I noticed.

Bye, Annie.

Sioux. sure miss you.

[Just Ducky]

*Snorks* @ Siouxie, Annie, Addicted, & Wyo!

For all the 24/Chloe fans:

Got a black leather woman
I got a black leather woman
I got a black leather woman, got me so blind I can’t see
I got a black leather woman
She’s a really fine computer geek: Chloe

Pull your gun on me, baby
Pull your gun on me, baby; don’t fire babe
Pull your gun on me, baby,
You might just send me right to my grave

Got to tell you now baby, got to tell you now baby
Got to tell you now baby, burnin’, this wound hurts a lot
I’m bleeding so bad, leather woman, but I still think you’re hot.

[O'theU(manity)]

Hi, Wyo ... sorry I missed ya ... (I'm perty sure you're gone by now ... back to Psycho or Rear Window and such ... it's a dirty job, but somebuddy's gotta do it ...

I recall them days of blizzards and young livestock and such ... I'm sorry it's happenin' to y'all, but I don't miss it a bit ... merely sayin' ...

The 60" of snow is good news fer us, as well ... might actually see some decent runoff this year, for the big lake ... it's gotten so bad that the confluence of the Yellowstone and the Missouri is down to where the rivers are runnin' in their original channels, instead of the large amount of water we've seen there for most of the last 50+ years ...

[Rogers Place]

Been waiting for your new page to be up and running.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Yay, JD!
Addicted - you're welcome. I think.
I coulda sworn I added a lime, Wyo. Maybe you should look again...longer....harder. Or have Addicted help you.

[ASK, the CD]

I can't believe that I never noticed her guns being different sizes before.

[Annie Where-but-here]

a double-barrelled botpun.

[Lardog88]

Oh puhleeze!!! Neither one of those guns would have a chance at hitting anyone directly in front of her outside of 3 feet! I mean really! Both guns are pointing outward!

The gun in her right hand would put a shot over your head. The gun in her left hand would be a closer shot, maybe even cause some temporary hearing loss as the bullet whizzes by your ear, but still you'd be alive.

Sigh. With this type of poor marksmanship, I fear for our country's security.

[cooleyez229]

She can shoot me in the thigh anytime. :D

[Hammond Rye]

I met her in CTU down in East L.A.
Where Morris drinks cheap Scotch and it tastes just like Coca-Cola
See-oh-el-aye cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Chloe
C-H-L-O-E Chloe e-e-e-e Chloe

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Chloe e-e-e-e Chloe
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and fought like a man
Oh my Chloe e-e-e-e Chloe e-e-e-e Chloe

Well we set up perimeters and fought all night
Under electric candlelight
She tazered me fast and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Chloe
E-e-e-e Chloe e-e-e-e Chloe
Chloe e-e-e-e Chloe e-e-e-e Chloe
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Chloe
E-e-e-e Chloe
Chloe gets the boys and Jack gets the girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Chloe
E-e-e-e Chloe

Well I left Denver just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Chloe smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And I want Chloe
E-e-e-e Chloe e-e-e-e Chloe
Chloe e-e-e-e Chloe e-e-e-e Chloe

[Meanie the Blue]

Kinky *SNORK!*@ H. Rye.

[fudtheman]

Hamm: Awesome.

[Siouxie]

Good morning people!!

yowsa Hammie!! what a way to start the morning!!

Very very nice LOL!

[Siouxie]

AND a belated *YAY!!* @ Ducky's Black Leather Woman!!

(Wyo...miss you too my friend ;-))

[Siouxie]

*tap* *tap*

is this thing on???

[This Thing]

A bit more to the left, please. Yes, there! Thanks.

[Siouxie]

*snork*

anytime ;-)

[Barön vønKlyff]

Wow for:

1. Hot Chloe in Leather


2. Hammie's ode to Black Leather Chloe


3. There is no three


4. Ducky's C-H-L-O-E, Chlo, Chlo, Chlo, Chloeeee

And a fine good morning to you, Siouxie. Happy Friday.

[3.]

Stop it!

[Siouxie]

Good morning, Baron!!!

I think you've got #2 and #4 a bit mixed up though ;-)

*blames #3*

[3!]

I am 3! Hear me roar!

[Barön vønKlyff]

Sorry, Hammie, Siouxie and Ducky. I can't count. Just getting past three was difficult, let alone getting them in the right order.

[Dylan]

AWBH,
I realize it's kinda early, but do you have any more margaritas for us boys, please...?
*big puppy dog eyes*

[Annie Where-but-here]

ok, Dylan, since you have those big puppy dog eyes - it's only 9am out here, so I thought champagne would be more apropos.

[Dylan]

Bubbly! Add a little orange juice (it is a breakfast treat after all) and I'm good to go.

Thanks!

[jec666]

Great link KC.

[lurkernolonger]

Everyone needs to watch the South Park parody of 24 RIGHT NOW. Hilarious:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2018676670

Though by linking to this, I'm probably putting it in danger of removal. I advise you to watch it quickly.

[RaoulP]

I just want to be her thigh holster . . .