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March 01, 2007

WE NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD LIVE TO SEE THIS

Virtual duck bills.

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What???? BBQ

science is just figuring out that God knew what she was doing.

"Lamellar spacing alone does not lead to resource partitioning."
I tried that line in a bar once.

"The software allowed me to create exact, three-dimensional replicas of duck bills complete with articulating joints" said Gurd. "And then Kelly LeBrock came over for a visit."

Maybe coloring makes some easier to shoot? Is that a survival disadvantage?

Good morning! must be the lack of caffeine in my system cuz my brain's not registering this. WTF is this about???

This quacks me up.

Proves it's definitely duck season, Nurse Tammy.

"Ducks with long lamellae are more efficient at selecting smaller food particles while ducks with short lamellae, like mallards, are more efficient at selecting larger particles."

How does this help the size doesn't matter debate?"

"Brent Gurd and the Long Lamellae" wbagnfarb

Are we putting ducks on our currency?

Wasn't Emily Lamellae a Gilda Radner character on SNL??

no??

well then...nevermind.

What a loony notion!

(And yes, I know that technicall Loons aren't ducks. ;-)

*hi-fives qsman*

*Snork* @ Siouxie.

Thanks NT!

D. Brent Gurd probably LOVES to relax with a good game of DUCK-DUCK-GOOSE. No doubt he was inspired when the "it" person kept going round & round "duck-duck-duck-duck-duck
-duck-duck-duck-duck-
duck-duck-duck-duck-
duck-duck-duck-duck-duck-duck-duck"

*waves @ Hammie*

thankee, sir.

*Waves back at @ Siouxie*
*Would feel better if Siouxie was not carrying a can of sterno and a lighter*

"Lamellae and Detritus" was my favorite Shakespeare play.

Hmmm. I wonder if Fed Duck has a long lamellae. Is it rude of me to ask? Should I just use my imagination?

Hammie?? what sterno can?

*hides flame thrower*

Well, I just checked my lamellar spacing....no wonder I'm not avoiding lots of detritus. Anybody else having that problem? Will that help me coexist? Will Tonto find the Lone Rang....er... Nevermind.

That article gave me a headache. I need chocolate.

Donald Duck at the optometrist's office:

Where would you like your new bifocals, Mr. Duck? And how would you like to pay for them?

Just put them on my bill.

Pah-dump quack.

What the duck?

"Hmmm. I wonder if Fed Duck has a long lamellae. Is it rude of me to ask? Should I just use my imagination? "

And it would be lamella in the singular. Unless you think he has two...

Wait, wait, let me close my eyes and think about that one.......

Double your pleasure, double your fun?

*thespian SNORQUE @ Stevie W*

This is why I often tell people who are "on the heavy side" to check their lamellar spacing for resource partitioning problems.

I know it goes without saying, but since when has that ever stopped anyone here.

Dabbling Ducks WBAGNFARB for teeny boppers.

Dearest Casey,

Oh yeah, my lamella is the pride of my flock! Stop by sometime and I'll show you my articulating joints.

-FD

Most Honorable Federal Duck:

Aticulating joints, huh? You big ole drake you. You tease me so! My feathers are all afluff.

casey

PS. Don't send invitations unless you are ready to host a party.

Why haven't we heard from Just Ducky?

Is she stuck at the airport?

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