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Icccck!
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | March 28, 2007 at 04:51 PM
I'm waiting for the movie.
Posted by: Jazzzz | March 28, 2007 at 04:51 PM
I will buy this just to keep up on this blog
Posted by: Gadfly | March 28, 2007 at 04:51 PM
Hey now, this blog's been making bodily functions amusing and insightful for years....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 28, 2007 at 04:51 PM
I'm smelling "Pulitzer" here...
Posted by: AFKAT | March 28, 2007 at 04:57 PM
Well, obviously ANYONE can win a Pulitzer
Posted by: Jazzzz | March 28, 2007 at 04:59 PM
Weren't those first published in "Dave Barry Turns Eleven?"
Posted by: bbescuela | March 28, 2007 at 05:01 PM
I wonder if he has a chapter of fart-ku...?
Posted by: Clean Hands | March 28, 2007 at 05:17 PM
ROFL, bbescuela.....
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 28, 2007 at 05:17 PM
I'm sure mud ghost-wrote a few.
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 28, 2007 at 05:18 PM
AFKAT - what does it smell like?
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 28, 2007 at 05:21 PM
I think other people are way too interested in that stuff as well. What does that say about them?
Posted by: Beppie | March 28, 2007 at 05:24 PM
Now we know what Mother mudstuffin used to read to baby mud..
Posted by: Siouxie | March 28, 2007 at 05:38 PM
So what's wrong with being fascinated by burping, farting and snot? Just join any bunch of guys watching sport at a sports bar.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | March 28, 2007 at 05:51 PM
To quote someone or other,
"My nose is very runny.
Which you might think is quite funny,
But it's snot."
Posted by: Prairie Dog | March 28, 2007 at 06:26 PM
Burp,belch,fart...burp,belch,fart...I've a story that's a tart' bout a boy whose world was devoid of things that you and I avoid...berp,belch,fart...berp,belch,fart...this little boy went on his way to make money a new fashion way,he tooted his own horn to all that would or wouldn't listen and when he got older his bank account started to glisten...berp,belch,fart is someone you might know,so when your youngin lets one go...berp,belch,fart could someday be a show...ask Mr.Dave I'll bet he'll tell you so.
Posted by: posted by | March 28, 2007 at 10:58 PM
this is nothing new
although i must say i think
i missed my calling
Posted by: mudstuffin | March 29, 2007 at 07:54 AM
I don't believe I want to hear the CD.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 29, 2007 at 11:09 AM